Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag

By: on August 25, 2012
Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag
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While I'll probably just use my Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag to carry, like, books and Funyuns, I'm hoping that when the actual Zombie Apocalypse hits, nests of walking dead that are considering chasing me down to eat my brain will notice the words on my bag, mistake me for someone who knows what the WTF is up, and go hunt someone they perceive as an easier target instead. Like the little punk who plays Joffrey on Game of Thrones. I hate that kid.

In addition to the Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag, NeatoShop.com also has Vampire Hunter Survival Kit and Bomb Squad Messenger bags. All are made from 100% cotton canvas, and have a raw-edge flap with magnetic snap closure, and adjustable shoulder strap. Exterior and interior zippered pockets, plus open side pockets provide ample storage for any form of zombie repellant or defensive device that won't get confiscated going through your school's or workplace's metal detector. Zombie Survival Kit versions come in colors Canvas and Military Green.