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Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow by UncommonCarry

$59.99 Uncommon Carry »

UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for...

Copper Ion Face Mask by Tekto

$29.99 Tekto Gear »

Copper-infused and sewn with five-layer filter technology, the Copper.Ion Face Mask from Tekto will turn you into a superhero. A bacteria-killing, incoming- and outgoing-particle-thwarting superhero. And a superhero who...

Shark Fart Prank Gift Boxes

If you think the idea of a shark fart sounds funny all by itself (teeheehee, I do) wait 'til you see the hilarious execution of the Anal Explorer Starter Kit, Electric Fence Bed Divider, and Adult Diaper Garter Belt Set...

BoxDog Custom Dog Subscription Boxes

If you thought your dog liked the bunched up brown paper and cardboard packing materials that come inside boxes you order for yourself, wait 'til your favorite fur buddy sees what's inside a BoxDog subscription box. Toys!...

Polar Seal Heated Zip Tops

$199 Polar Seal »

Polar Seal's Heated Zip Tops are favorites of Olympic skiers and Arctic explorers. People who chill...to the bone...in alpine conditions. People who understand that, baby, it's beyond cold outside, and head out anyway...

Polar Seal GEMM Wearable Cooling & Heating Device

$199 Polar Seal »

Too hot? Too cold? Like Nate Dogg and Warren G, the Polar Seal GEMM is here to regulate. The GEMM is a discreet, all-season wearable that hangs around your neck to provide instant cooling after a run, a day in the sun...

Tekto Gear Romeo Folding Knife

$99.99 Tekto Gear »

I never thought I'd want to be a Romeo's Juliet, but the Tekto Gear Romeo folding knife has me reconsidering, since I know this blade and I would make quite the pair...

VITAE Glass Custom Bongs

BYOB. Where VITAE Glass is concerned, that's Build Your Own Bong. One look at the modern, architectural designs of VITAE's lab-grade borosilicate glass bases, percolators, and mouthpieces, and the smooth wood connector...

GRID Copper.ION Face Mask

$24.99 GRID »

Protection to the power of copper. The GRID Copper.ION Face Mask weaves real copper into the fibers of a sleek black mask contoured to wrap close and comfortable around your face. In addition to being an EPA-registered...

PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster by Barsys

$149 Barsys »

For your precise, consistent, and immense blue agave sipping pleasure, Barsys has teamed tequila-ed up with PATRON for their latest tech-infused cocktail venture, the PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster. Based on their original...

Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and bravery is in the eyes of Chickenshit. Or rather, Chickenshit players watching each other complete - or fail miserably at - the social drinking card game's challenges...

VitaFLUX Better-in-Bed Daily Supplement for Men & Women

$49.95 Promescent »

Seems like getting better in bed would naturally make you feel better outside of it, but VitaFLUX isn't taking any chances. The daily supplement for men and women covers all bases in your sexual health and your overall...

Talontag Flip Out Brass Door Opener & Stylus

$29.98 Talonport »

From Talonport: Yes, you may have seen quite a few antimicrobial brass tools as of late - the ones to avoid germs and viruses on public surfaces. But...

MysteryVibe Poco Smart Bendable Bullet Vibrator (NSFW)

$89.99 Mystery Vibe »

How's your aim? Add the MysteryVibe Poco smart bullet vibrator to your training and you'll never miss a sexy time target again. Though small and portable - purse-sized even, ladies, for spontaneous transport on date nights...

Offensive Crayons Porn Pack

If you thought the drawings you use crayons to create were sexy and lewd, wait 'til you see how Offensive Crayons' new Porn Pack is going to dirty up your art supplies themselves. The derogatory darling of the doodle...

The Toilet Timer

$14.99 - $19.99 Katamco »

Just in time for Father's Day, the Toilet Timer is here to remind your old man to follow the same advice he's always given you: sh*t, or get off the pot...

MagBak Magnetic Phone Cases & RFID Wallets

$29 - $49 MagBak »

Magnets have always got our backs - computers, electrical generators, MRI machines, the refrigerator door - and in MagBak's line of magnetic phone cases, RFID wallets, holders, and wireless chargers, they prove to have...

SevenFriday x RocketByz M3/05 Pimp Watch

$1,750 SevenFriday »

Throwback Thursday and TGISevenFriday both clock into a dazzling piece of time with the SevenFriday x Rocketbyz M3/05 Pimp Watch. Known for bringing not just color, but color to the power of neon to everything he does...

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bendable Smart Vibrator (NSFW)

$149.99 Mystery Vibe »

Ever wanted to get a contortionist in bed? Then take a lusty look at the MysteryVibe Crescendo, bendable smart vibrator at your service. Bonus: this sex toy with brains isn't just able to twist and arch to fit and hit...

Romance of Men Zen Series Chef's Knives

If the kitchen is your happy place, slice 'n' dice in even more zen while you cook with a knife from the new Zen Series of Damascus steel chef's knives from Romance of Men. Available in Classic and Japanese styles, the...

Mini Materials Mid-Century Modern Wood Furniture Kits

$15 - $20 Mini Materials »

Here's a little mid-century modern - no, a Mini mid-century modern - to brighten your day. Mini Materials has released a Mid-Century Modern Collection of 1:12 scale wood furniture kits highlighting the iconic American...

MysteryVibe Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$199 Mystery Vibe »

Just because MysteryVibe's Tenuto is the sex tech company's first wearable vibrator for men doesn't mean they're not cocky about its skills - they say the Tenuto is the world's most advanced male vibrator. And given the...

Lumio UV Self-Cleaning Electric Toothbrush

$59 - $70 Lumio »

Point your magic toothbrush and say, Lumio! to behold a different kind of wand-lighting charm. One that projects light inward, rather than outward, as the Lumio electric toothbrush head automatically retracts inside its...

Hygiene Hand Antimicrobial Brass Door Opener & Stylus

$21 StatGear »

No hand a lot of us could use more right now than a Hygiene Hand. The antimicrobial brass door opener and stylus comes as, shall we say, a first responder in the coronavirus EDC department, but its utility as a handle...