Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow by UncommonCarry
UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for WFH warfare, baby!
And by "baby," I mean you, your wife, and your adult children still living at home. Best to keep the babies out of it.
The Ace Sniper is a real archery trainer sized for EDC. The mini crossbow is made of stainless steel, and features a self-loading chamber for firing multiple toothpicks per fill in the midst of battle. Grandma's antiques and your souvenir trinkets from Puerto Vallarta better watch out. Especially with the Ace Sniper's 50' to 80' range.
Ace Sniper mini crossbows come in matte black and silver. Click here to read more about them, and load up on a few for yourself.
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