The Toilet Timer
Just in time for Father's Day, the Toilet Timer is here to remind your old man to follow the same advice he's always given you: sh*t, or get off the pot.
In this era of folks diving down the Reddit rabbit hole and watching entire episodes of Game of Thrones on the porcelain throne, Katamco developed the Toilet Timer "for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time." And even during real emergencies, say, when you and your friend Cornelius both participate in the local fire station's Chili Eating Challenge and legit need the one bathroom in his apartment for 57 minutes, you gotta tag in and out, dudes. The sands of the Toilet Timer make the perfect referee, keeping you each to 5 minutes of bathroom destruction time per squat.
To set the Toilet Timer, rotate it 360 degrees and set it on a flat surface. The sands, like the brown and yellow stars of your excretory system, move in a steady stream from the inside of a toilet user's body to the bottom of the bowl. In the Toilet Timer Classic Edition shown here, the pot squatter is a male. (Hey, just like Dad!)
You can also grab a 5-minute Toilet Timer designed specifically for the ladies, the little boys, the little girls, and the giant babies. Click here to get your Toilet Timer from Katamco. At printing delivery was still available, and free to Amazon Prime members, before Father's Day.