BioVessel Living Countertop Composter

Worms in your food, infesting your kitchen - it's not such a bad thing when contained in the BioVessel. Dump your food scraps into this countertop-sized composter and the worm colony living inside will eat them up, poop...

Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

$3,995 from Etsy »

The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

Natural Wonders of the World

$27.19 from Amazon »

And I think to myself, what a wonder-ful world. At least for now. While we still have the wonders, and while they're still wonderful. Natural Wonders of the World is a new photography collection of jaw-dropping scenery...

Melting Bloody Hand Candle

$35 from Etsy »

Now here's a bloody handy gift for Halloween. Bryan Lawrence makes these terrifically creepy candles, you guessed it, by hand, using flesh-colored wax for the outer layers of their fingers and palms, and blood-red on...

Uncommon Carry Mini Cannons

$59.99 - $99.99 from Uncommon Carry »

Fire in the hole! These mini cannons from Uncommon Carry come in styles Covert (the one that looks like a lil' chub) and Combat (the one that doesn't look like a lil' chub). Both use a 2mm or smaller fuse to fire equally...

Boker Plus Hawkit Neck Knife Axe

$24.90 from Amazon »

Boker made a wee mini axe to dangle from your neck. The Hawkit Neck Knife Axe won't do much good if you need to fell a tree, or even chop up some kindling, but as a funkily-shaped multi-tool and piece of EDC, it will...

Slumber Cloud Cooling Bedding

$49.99 - $210 from Slumber Cloud »

Somewhere between hot and cold there's a comfy, soft, temperate Slumber Cloud. Based on heat-absorbing / heat-releasing technology originally engineered for NASA astronauts, Slumber Cloud bedding includes a complete line...

Alpine Division North Fork Duffel Bag

Alpine Division's North Fork bags are classic duffels primed for travel. A 45L volume makes the North Fork small enough to stuff in an overhead bin on the plane, but still TARDIS enough on the inside to accommodate a...

Newton Minimalist Espresso Maker

I wonder if the Newton lever-press espresso maker is so named because it exemplifies the scientist's laws of motion or because Sir Isaac just loved him a strong cup of coffee. Or maybe the manual, minimalist wonder is...

YETI LoadOut Fishing & Utility Bucket

$39.99 from Amazon »

YETI made a bucket. Not surprising given the outdoor giant's stature and reputation. But is the YETI bucket a slam dunk? Let's see what kind of offense it's got...

FrictionLabs Secret Stuff Chalk Cream

$19 from Amazon »

That slippery grip? Chalk it up to sweaty hands. To rain and humidity. To oily sunscreen. Then chalk it up from finger to wrist to fix it. FrictionLabs says their Secret Stuff Chalk Cream is the best liquid chalk on the...

HOPii Personal Micro-Brewery

$399 - $599 from HOPii »

HOPii on one foot and do a little jig, beer lovers. This little micro-brewery is coming to ferment your favorite craft beers right from your kitchen countertop. HOPii is your personal brewmaster. Really, the machine is...

Lucky Iron Fish - Iron-Infused Cooking Fish

This Lucky Iron Fish sounds as fishy as it looks. The palm-sized cooking tool says it can bump up your daily iron intake with 2 to 7mg of bioavailable iron when boiled in 1L of water or broth along with 2 to 3 drops of...

Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

If we are going to defeat the enemy, we must band together! Soldiers, load your rubber! Is it emasculating to turn an M1911, a pistol some may call "The World's Most Respected Handgun" into a wooden version that fires...

Madballs Foam Balls

$10.90 - $13.90 from Amazon »

Weeee! Madballs are back. Just in time for Halloween and the 867th time this year I've wished so hard I could go back to the simpler days of my childhood in the 80s...

Iron & Resin - Clothes For Rugged & Refined Dudes

Iron & Resin makes apparel and accessories for dudes who want to ride into the storm, and who want the clothes on their back to come out the other side as unscathed as they are. For dudes who expect to spend the day casting...

Bar Bones Skull Drink Markers

$14.77 from Amazon »

Enough with the drink charms shaped like hearts and kitty cats. I need a sinister skull to mind my glass of rose bubbles. Uh, I mean, whiskey. Neat...

ModernDek Notepad Lamps

$60 from ModernDek »

Since people won't use anything without a keyboard or touchscreen to take notes anymore, ModernDek decided to upcycle all the cast aside notepads out there into accent lamps you can give as a gift to your mom who still...

Greenworks 145 MPH Cordless Leaf Blower

$245.88 from Amazon »

Raking leaves blows. So you blow harder with Greenworks' 145MPH Pro 80V Li-Ion MAX leaf blower, a cordless cleanup tool whose brushless motor and turbo button can stir up and knock around yard debris 580 CFM at 145 MPH...

Cereal Killer Bowl

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Decimate the Froot Loops, eradicate the Frosted Flakes, eliminate all traces of Trix with the Cereal Killer Bowl. Those Charms may be Lucky before the box is opened, but once once they hit your Dexter-approved bowl, it's...

Yellow Submarine Bathroom Accessory Set

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We all brush from a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Fans of both The Beatles and underwater exploration can take their enthusiasm to the bathroom with this nifty countertop accessory set...

Holiday Laser LED Firefly Lights

$41.99 - $86.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Oh the trouble Clark Griswold could have saved himself if only he'd gone on Christmas vacation in the 2010s. Nowadays one little staked Firefly box fitted with one pint-sized disco ball connected to one tiny projector...

CUJO Smart Internet Security Firewall

$207.94 from Amazon »

This CUJO won't attack you like Stephen King's rabid dog, but if the smart firewall does its job, it will point that aggression towards the malware, ransomware, viruses, and other a-hole hacker moves vying to steal and...

Gnomon Roman Sundial Watch

$264 - $276 from Solar Lab »

Get your time on, your style on, your history on, your Gnomon with Solar Lab's single hand watch inspired by ancient Roman sundials. The timepiece's clock face recreates the look of a sundial, with Roman numerals I to...