Flux Capacitor Watch

$49.97 from Amazon »

See, sometimes you can have too much of a good thing, but other times...you should turn every possible 21st century EDC item into a flux capacitor. That's ThinkGeek's current modus operandi. Hot on the heels of their...

DeLonghi Perfecto Indoor Grill

$57.66 from Amazon »

Last winter I was all like, Mama, come on. It's only just below freezing. Get on out to the grill and make me...us...some BBQ ribs. But then a few days later she got pneumonia and I felt sort of bad. So this year I got...

Japanese Flipbooks

$15.80 - $23.37 from Amazon »

Rabbit with Long Ear is by far the most profound book I've read...ever. In 0 words and less than 5 seconds it provides a stirring and stark look into the life of a creature cursed with inordinately long lobes who refuses...

The Manual to Manhood

$11.45 from Amazon »

Some dude at work gave me this Manual to Manhood malarkey. Like, he was under the impression that I don't know how to tie a tie or cook a steak or change my oil. Which is true, but I'm not sure why I'd waste my time reading...

SH*T-IN-M'TEETH Toothpicks

$5 from Kickstarter »

Popcorn. Milk Duds. The kale chips I once ate on a date so the chick would think I'm healthy and open minded that subsequently led her ditch me once little bits of them got stuck in the crevices of my gums and then flew...

Bluetooth Audio Beanie

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Rock out with your cock out cranium toasty and stylin' in this Bluetooth audio beanie from TRNDlabs. Did you know that up to 50% of body heat escapes through your head? And did you also know that your head is where your...

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3D Latte Art Maker

$39.84 from Amazon »

Sculpting 3D bears and puppy dogs out of foamed milk to float in a latte seems like a lot of trouble to me. Trouble that will be ruined the instant the jackhole I went to all the trouble for decides she is going to drink...

Knox Handroid Hand Armor Gloves

$249.95 - $269.95 from Amazon »

As if riding a motorcycle while protecting your skin from flaying off and bones from splitting in half weren't cool enough, Knox is going to make it look like you have mech hands in the process. More armor than gloves...

Tactical Holiday Stocking

$19.99 from ThinkGeek »

If you thought your tactical novelties would have to be shelved now that Tactical BBQ Apron-wearing season is over, ThinkGeek is happy to inform you that, au contraire, you can still have a Holly MOLLE Christmas with...

iVUE Crossfire Photo & Video Glasses

$79.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

I believe in transparency. So if you're a dude wearing a camera, I prefer it to be on your head rather than hidden inside sunglasses all covert and devious. (And for the record, if you're a lady wearing clothes I prefer...

FORTIS Exoskeleton

Get a FORTIS exoskeleton and you'll instantly have: 1) superhero strength; and 2) a superhero costume. Two birds, one stone. Like Iron Man. Lockheed Martin is developing this unpowered, lightweight external structure...

NES30 Bluetooth Controller

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Some N-E-S for your A-P-Ps. The NES30 is a Bluetooth controller fashioned in the likeness of the greatest and most iconic controller in history. Well, maybe tied with the Pac-Man arcade joystick. Cord-free and liberated...

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Home Wet Bar Party Package

Giveaway: Home Wet Bar Party Package

Indulgence and excess go hand in hand with the holidays. Good thing they're fun habits to practice the rest of the year too. Get the revelry started and keep it going indefinitely with a party package from HomeWetBar.com....

Dakine BC Utility Vest

Sold Out from Amazon »

I was recently at a bar for happy hour and it was jam packed with 1) Amazon employees and 2) Amazon employees' backpacks. I felt like I was at Adult Latch Key. They got let out of work but their mamas couldn't pick them...

50 Cent Coin Knife

$38.36 from Amazon »

They're trying to say that no one will ever suspect an escape knife is nestled within this 50-cent piece, but I think I would suspect that anyone who still carries around a 50-cent piece is up to no good, hidden blade...

Big Chop Wood Cutting Board & Stand

$128.34 - $179.70 from Etsy »

On the chopping block is right. Even though Danny van Kessel's Big Chop wood cutting boards look pretty tasteful and finely crafted, I have no doubt they'd serve faithfully when you need to hack up a big hunk of meat...

Holiday Gift Guide: Christmas Cheer

 

Deck the halls with boughs of holly and deck my right hand with a few drams of single barrel Scotch from the Whisky Advent Calendar. Yeah, like I'll be able to spread that pot of peaty liquid gold over 24 whole days...

Colon Blow Granola

$95.50 from Amazon »

Take a guess. How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of just one bowl of Colon Blow? Hint: It's not 2. It's not 3. And it's not 9. Bigger Hint: It's enough to make Phil Hartman...

Pocket Kick Speaker

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

iLounge awarded Soundfreaq's Pocket Kick its highly coveted Portable Speaker of the Year award. Yes, that's right. Highly coveted, just like the Nobel Prize for Making Shit Up. Buuut...bogus award or not, I have to concede...

Wall Scrabble

Hey, it's Scrabble for the Jumbo Crosswords crowd. But $20 says more people will spell words wrong trying to maneuver their letters in supersized form. Seriously, the alphabet's way harder to manage when it's big (case...

Nanotips Touchscreen Tonic for Gloves

$20 from Amazon »

Frostbite-free constant contact. That's what I'm talkin' about. Though touchscreen gloves have been around for a while, Nanotips tweaks the idea of hand warmers that don't prohibit smartphone and tablet use by enabling...

LED Snow Flurry Projection Light

$112.79 from Amazon »

Oh the trouble Clark Griswold could have saved himself if only he'd gone on Christmas vacation in the 2010s. Nowadays one little green box fitted with one pint-sized disco ball connected to one tiny projector are all...

Alien Nativity Ugly Christmas Sweater

$79.99 from Middle of Beyond »

Check out the jazz hands on the Alien Baby Jesus. Dropped fresh from the Virgin Mothership, he's not so much here to save us as he is to perform a lively and festive dance number alongside the Little Green Herald Angels....

DrawAttention Laptop Lid Whiteboard

$12 - $16 from Draw Attention »

Ladies, I've finally found a way to pass along my number without making it awkward for you to ask for it, or awkward for me to walk up and hand it to you on a pre-printed calling card that I then watch you throw into...

Journey Gym in a Briefcase

$225.79 from Amazon »

Getting a Journey Gym isn't quite as good as getting a briefcase full of unmarked hundred dollar bills, but it's better than getting a briefcase full of performance data you have to enter by hand into an Excel spreadsheet....

Monkeylectric M204 Bike Wheel Light

$24.99 from Amazon »

Monkey Lights and their explosions of LED colors and patterns first hit bike wheels a few years ago thanks to crowdfunding. Since then the company has built a thriving business around their dual goals of keeping cyclists...

Mr. Knox Wooden Safe

$1,250 from Stephan Siepermann »

Muahahaha, Mama! You'll never be able to steal my Bailey's Irish Cream again once I hide it within the impenetrable walls of the Mr. Knox wooden safe!...

Glass Darth Vader Cutting Board

$36 - $42 from Etsy »

Look at Vader, all done up glassy and classy-like on a cutting board. Surrounds by...what are those things surrounding the Dark Lord of the Sith, etched doilies? Blades, he breathes to the X-Wing knife block, I am your...

SmartCharge Power Outage Light Bulbs

$34.95 from SmartCharge »

Electricity is one of those things we don't typically give much thought to until we don't have it. Or until we get struck by lightning. And while SmartCharge LED light bulbs will not un-fry your brain from the latter...

WiPry-Pro 2.4 GHz iOS Spectrum Analyzer

$199.97 from Amazon »

The WiPry-Pro from Oscium is a 2.4 GHz spectrum analyzer with the ability to view SSIDs and RSSI. In other words what was once reserved for the AT&T's bearded white dudes and nerdy Indians whose selfies just hit a hundred...

Cooling Gel Memory Foam Pillow

$31.28 from Amazon »

The comfort of not waking up unable to rotate your neck more than 5 degrees to the left meets the comfort of not waking up sweatier than a fat man doing hot yoga in a polyester leisure suit. Sleep Innovations' reversible...

UFO Soap Dispensers

Runner up to the Alien Abduction Lamp in the category of Best Application of 1950s Era Extra Terrestrials to Common Household Objects: UFO soap dispensers. Duncan Shotton's design plants a spaceship pump atop a neon yellow...

New Cult Comedy Movie Bundle

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The key to turning your contemporary American comedy into a cult comedy classic: crusty day 3 stubble. And now you can relish all of your favorite razor-abhorring comedic actors of the 2000s ad infinitum with this Ultimate...

Serenity Pod Bed

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My friend Victor showed me this Serenity Pod. Actually he showed me the ones meant for dogs and cats, but I was like, Victor. Why would I spend one thousand dollars to give my pet a world of serenity and slumber when...

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Suzak Lounger

Giveaway: Suzak Lounger

By: QSTO »

Comfy, classy, versatile, and...ooh...bouncy, bouncy! Click here and enter to win a stainless steel Suzak Lounger from QSTO! A $499 value!...

DIY Hidden Door Hinge System

$144.95 from Amazon »

Ooh, a hidden door to a boudoir of lingerie and sex toys? Maybe pretending to be interested in books wasn't the worst, most boring mistake I ever made to get a girl to like me after all. Yeah, babe, I do see your first...

Solar Powered Christmas Lights

$8 - $25 from Amazon »

Christmas lights powered by the sun. I'm pretty sure that statement equates to less work for my mama, and less hassling of me by my mama to help her with the Christmas lights. Sure, INST's strands still require unraveling...

Leather Knife Rolls

$330 from Steve Goodson »

Bobby Flay uses one of Steven Goodson's custom, handmade leather knife rolls. And have you seen Bobby Flay's wife? Hot. Dude has good taste. Know who else has a knife roll? Chefs Judy Joo and Andrew Hales. Yeah, I've...

Viking Horns Hand Crank Siren

Sold Out from Amazon »

According to vendor Viking Horns, the quick rundown on their hand crank siren is as follows. Color: Dark Gray. Sound Output: 115 decibels. Construction: Metal housing. Operation: Manual hand lever. Ideal Use: Getting...

Refillable Sriracha Keychain

$12.99 from Amazon »

I know there are a few problems with this Sriracha keychain. Like in addition to enabling me to deliberately put Sriracha on my breakfast burritos and Philly cheese dips on the go, it's also going to enable me to inadvertently...

Snapshotr Dual-Chamber Shot Glass

$12 - $15 from Snapshotr »

In a day and age when progress and the advancement of humankind are tantamount, we can't expect to just keep doing the same old keg stands and beer bongs. We have to evolve. And the Snapshotr, like the Vaportini, is one...

RotopaX Fuel & Storage Cells

$38.75 - $114.22 from Amazon »

RotopaX, available in 1, 1.75, 2, 3, and 4-gallon capacities, are modular cells that mount to motorcycles, ATVs, SUVs, your mom's back, and trucks. They hold backup fuel, water, or any number of emergency preparedness...

Sole Fixie Bikes

$279 - $399 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Venice Beach's Sole (So-lay) Bicycle Company makes fixies they hope you'll find as high-performing as they are eye-catching and affordable. Their line of bikes, which includes about 10 different color combinations and...

Quadrofoil Electric Watercraft

$18,500 - $28k from Quadrofoil »

Here's your chance to jet across the water on an architectural insect. With the Quadrofoil you can do it quietly and without injecting carbon-based fuels into the subsurface ecosystem too. This personal watercraft operates...

Reindeer Hangover Ugly Christmas Sweater

$25.84 from Amazon »

Listen. The only reason I'm showing you a barfing reindeer ugly Christmas sweater on November 6th is that when I waited for another month to show it to you last year it sold out before I had the opportunity. So just swap...

The End Is in Sight Black Electrical Tape

Um, they need to put a track of The End Is in Sight double contrasting-colored lines on all spooled adhesive products, not just black electrical tape. This is so simple, yet so useful in saving me 42 seconds and foot-stamping...

AeroMobil 3.0 Flying Car

Just another flying car here. Though still a prototype, the AeroMobil 3.0 is an upgrade from the Slovakian company's pre-prototype 2.5, and has graduated to the flight-testing stage of bringing this inevitable feat of...

Bicycle Handlebar Trophy Head

$260 from Uncommon Goods »

Here's a trusty steed for cyclist types to hang their EPS foam helmets on. It communicates hipsters' favorite kind of irony, plus lets everyone know the owner thinks it's cool to kill bikes for sport. And none of that...