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Thursday, September 1, 2011
$24 from Grandin Road »

Scare the shit bejeezus out of all the little runt trick-or-treaters who have the audacity to ring your bell without a good joke with this amazingly realistic crawling hand. Part Game of Thrones, part The Addams Family, check...

Sunday, September 15, 2013
$27.97 from Amazon »

In these troubled and litigious times, it's just not realistic to expect people to determine whether a drink is hot or cold by tasting it. Also, the world loves LED technology. And hearts. Putting hearts on things is always...

Saturday, September 28, 2013
$31 from Amazon »

More surprising than that bullet knives exist is that they are sold in boxes of 12. Just how many bullet knives does one need? Are they like disposable razors? Good for 3 or 4 rounds of...uh...slashing and stabbing things, and then too dull to produce a clean and close cut. Don't be cheap now. Throw them out when it's time. The last thing you want is to attack someone with an overused bullet knife...

Friday, March 22, 2013
$35 from Etsy »

These are called Zombie Doll tights, but they are actually meant to be worn by women, not dolls. Unless you happen to be both, like this chick, who pretty much defines the terms "personality disorder", "bat shit crazy", and...

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...no, wait. I come from a generation of spoiled, entitled, self-righteous narcissists. I can do better than that. I want three hippopotamuses. And I want them to have pearly white, spiraling...

Thursday, August 16, 2012
$17.99 - $21.99 from Amazon »

The day has come. Never again will we be forced to set down either our beers or our plates before administering a high five during tailgates, backyard BBQs, and the Journey featuring Special Guests Foreigner and Night Ranger concert. The Go Plate, undiscriminating on top of being the answer to my palm-poundin' prayers, accepts the heads of just about any beer vessel--from bottles to cans to Red...

Sunday, December 2, 2012
$59.96 from Amazon »

Bob Ross. The artist with the voice of a babbling brook and the hair of a filigree bush. Who, coincidentally, mostly paints babbling brooks and filigree bushes. Despite Mitt Romney's attempts to crush it, PBS remains at the...

Friday, August 26, 2011
Sold Out from Etsy »

Do you want to be the coolest person at the party and have everyone love you? I've got you covered dude. Seriously though, how can the guy/girl wearing the gigantic Beaker head not be awesome? Clothes really can make the man...

Saturday, September 14, 2013
$7.99 - $14.95 from Bit@h Cooks »

I could never match skills, and for once am not even going to try to match wits, with Jason Bailin. Bailin is a man who endeavors to transplant other men from Chinese takeout vestibules to the kitchen by way of tough love...

Sunday, July 29, 2012
$299.95 from CAPCOM STORE »

Happy 25th Anniversary, Street Fighter, and happy strategic gaming, Street Fighter fans. Come August 2012, Capcom Store will release a limited edition of 5,000 25th Anniversary Street Fighter Chess Sets to, uh, the 5,000 people...

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.

And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.

The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.

Thursday, August 11, 2011
$159 from Amazon »

You can't stab your ex for real. Well, you can, and some do, but our jails are really getting crowded. So use this instead. It has the additional benefit of keeping your knife situation tidy. It also comes with 5 new weapons...

Monday, October 14, 2013
$210 from Etsy »

Concrete never really rivets me in sidewalk or flight of stairs form--unless I'm falling on and picking hunks of it out of my face I guess--but put it in a watch or on a lamp shade and I'm all, Duuuuude. This concrete pendant...

Friday, October 5, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

Given the popularity and loyal following of our last Arkham Harley Quinn costume, I admittedly questioned whether or not there was room for another. And after much deliberation, and approximately 72 minutes of gazing at both...

Saturday, October 26, 2013
$22.20 from Amazon »

If LEGOs bred with the Honkers from Sesame Street, their progeny would be Squigz. Squigz. What a rad name. Too bad it's wasted on a kiddie (and adult kiddie) building toy instead of, say, a new kind of shot in which Everclear...

Wednesday, January 30, 2013
$19.95 from Amazon »

LuminAID creators Anna Stork and Andrea Sreshta spent a lot of time catching fireflies and moonbeams in glass jars as children. Also, they were born with whatever genes make people interested in and capable of helping others...

Thursday, July 12, 2012
$169 from Tokyo Flash »

Hot off our Tokyoflash Watch Giveaway, we heard the Japanase timepiece visionaries have released a brand new turbo-lit piece of wrist candy. And no math skills are required to read this one! Just a little Magic-Eye-optical...

Sunday, June 10, 2012
$30k from HBO »

Since I'll just be sitting around, withdrawn and forlorn, waiting for Season 3 of Game of Thrones to start anyway, I may as well have some small, $30,000 token of the series to keep me from sinking into irreversible despair...

Saturday, April 21, 2012
$19.95 from Dogfish Head Ales »

In 2010, Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales debuted a large format beer infuser, called Randall in honor of every fifth redneck you meet, to great acclaim. It allows beer maestros to pimp out their brews with pretty much any flavor...

Wednesday, September 7, 2011
$175 from Edge Walk »

They say walking is great exercise. And, what better place to do it than 1,168 feet above the ground? Enjoy a nice stroll around the ring of the CN Tower. Best case scenario, it's fun. Worst case, you fall over 100 stories...

Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Sold Out from Amazon »

The Rolls Royce of lighters. If you're anything like me (and you're probably not) you lose lighters as quickly as you buy them. But, I have a feeling if you drop close to 5 bills on this beauty, you're gonna make damn sure...

Thursday, December 6, 2012
$119.95 - $219.95 from Volt Resistance »

GIVEAWAY ALERT! The very cool electro-cats at Volt Resistance battery heated clothing are giving away the winner's choice of any product from their online store to one lucky Dude loyalist. Read on to learn why you really...

Wednesday, January 9, 2013
$7.20 from tic »

Gone are my days of ceasing to wear a shirt that has lost a button until I remember to take it with me to my parents' house so my mom can fix it while I suck down everything in their refrigerator and kitchen cabinets and my...

Sunday, January 20, 2013
$26 - $36 from Startup Vitamins »

Aaron Levie, co-founder and CEO of cloud company Box, has discovered the key to success, and endeavors to share it with us. On a poster! Want to achieve? Then Get. Shit. Done. I wonder how much money seller Startup Vitamins...

Friday, April 12, 2013
$20.68 from Amazon »

I never cared much for the milk left at the bottom of the cereal bowl. But I spooned it up anyway because my grandma told me that if I didn't I would get osteoporosis. (I am very happy to report that after years of taking...

Thursday, January 31, 2013
$16.95 from Williams Sonoma »

Can I get one of those avocados along with the cuber? The ones I pick out always have a grisly tinge and surprise-mid-bite mushy brown spots. Or they're not ripe at all and taste like a bar of soap. Yeah, Mom, I know I used...

Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

My musical talent lies somewhere between Nickelback and a foam packing peanut, but I didn't get this Marshall Amp iPhone Case for self-expression. I got it because when I pick up the phone and hear my mom's normal speaking...

Wednesday, June 19, 2013
$144.99 from Amazon »

I am embarking on a journey soon, and if things proceed as per usual I will somehow get stuck in the Dallas airport for numerous unanticipated hours. At which point I will wish I had a hot water travel shower. But, due to...

Wednesday, February 6, 2013
$27.99 - $29.99 from Skreened »

It was between the "Calm down bro. It's P.E. not the Olympics" shirt and the "I try not to laugh at my own jokes but we all know I'm hilarious" shirt. I went with the first one because I figure the second really only applies...

Saturday, July 28, 2012

This poor bastard. Not only has the superior dog been relegated to a life of feline subservience highlighted by cats using his face and body to sharpen their claws, but his creator, Erik Stehmann, also named him Lumpi. How...

Saturday, September 1, 2012
$59.99 from Click and Grow »

Before me sits a plant. Usually in this scenario I think about how it's probably the last time I'm going to see the plant alive. Because what it comes down to is that I am much better at sitting around with my thumb up my...

Monday, June 17, 2013
$169 from Amazon »

Is there anything more relaxing and enjoyable than lying in the sun on a warm summer day with a gentle breeze caressing your skin and maybe some gentle lips caressing your skin and also an unlimited supply of fine brews traveling...

Thursday, August 22, 2013
$29.99 from Etsy »

By day, Taylor John Brooks constructs PCBs to make a living. By night, he constructs PCBs to make all TRON fans think he is a pimp daddy of ENCOM proportions, second only to his depicted subject matter, Kevin Flynn....

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Like most people, the frequency of my hiking and camping excursions would increase exponentially if only I could incorporate more carbonation into the endeavors. What's that you say? Come September 2012 Pat's Backcountry Beverages...

Tuesday, June 11, 2013
$100 - $135 from SolePower »

A shoe insole to charge my phone? Crapazola, this is even better than the stationary bike I use to power my desktop PC. SolePower generates juice for cell phones, mp3 players, and GPS devices by the power of the human gait....

Thursday, November 8, 2012
FREE from Incredibox »

Check out the recently-released, official Incredibox demo above for a full tour of So Far So Good's online Flash app, and then head over to the site itself for what could prove to be hours...and hours...of gratis, groovin'...

Saturday, September 15, 2012
$7 from 604 Republic »

About. Damn. Time. I hate this little prick. I could throw darts at Joffrey Baratheon's face all day long. I mean, I could shoot at it too, but my aim isn't so hot, and it would be a bummer to miss and hit someone I don't...

Thursday, October 24, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

Vader pumpkin. Not only does it look better than any squash I could carve, but making one will take me about 45 seconds instead of 3 hours. Though I do like the idea of spray painting the Darth Vader pumpkin black and positioning...

Sunday, August 12, 2012
$350 from Best Made »

It's getting to be timber time. Cracklin' fires will soon be calling for fuel. Kindling. Logs. Disembodied zombie parts. And real men--the kind of men who fell trees and split their own firewood instead of buying it at the...

Friday, January 25, 2013
$39.59 from Firebox.com »

Four things to keep in mind, men, when you buy a Smitten, the double handed glove of love, for your wife or girlfriend this Valentine's Day. 1) The Smitten is a glove built for two schmoopy folks' simultaneous use. 2) It is...

Wednesday, June 6, 2012
$23.60 from Amazon »

The TARDIS' last launch through the Time Vortex seems to have rendered the vessel two-dimensional. And...terry cloth. But a TARDIS Beach Towel is great news for pool and beach bums in search of the summer's definitive piece...

Friday, July 22, 2011
$16.26 from Amazon »

These messenger bags are really getting out of hand. Do guys really have that much crap to carry around? I guess if you're a guy who has to carry around his sketch pad or idea book and an apple or some shit all day, this will...

Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Sold Out from Urban Outfitters »

This'll teach that punk at the bank not to interrupt me while I'm trying to win Hall & Oates comeback tour tickets from Delilah on WARM 106.9. Dude, I don't care if it's my turn, you're gonna get an iPhone case brass knuckle...

Tuesday, May 21, 2013
$39.95 from Amazon »

Dungeons & Dragons Clue, that seems appropriate. No joke, it really does. An obvious marriage, really, not one of these Montague-Capulet mergers that rains death and mayhem upon both families. Though I guess the very natures...

Friday, May 18, 2012
$42.71 from Mr Perswall »

Sweet, no more pretending I read books for the sake of home decor. Library Wallpaper, chock full of colorful tomes arranged studiously on faux shelves, gives me all the academic street cred I need. And for legitimate bookworms...

Friday, October 4, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

Waffle egg sandwich with bacon and cheddar. Waffle ice cream sandwich with Brownie Heath Bar Crunch and Mint Chocolate Chip. Waffle projectile with wells full of mustard and Sriracha. So many possibilities now possible with...

Saturday, March 31, 2012
$665 from Biegert & Funk »

QLOCKTWO may be the key to ending the millennia-long battle between numbers geeks and word nerds. It unites the two in timepieces that spell out, letter by letter, the hours and minutes of the day. German designers Biegert...

Sunday, September 4, 2011

James Lillis designed black swimsuit with anatomical skeleton print. IT's a little too see-through for me. I wish it would've stopped at the epidermis. But the bones leave a little to the imagination I guess. Matching Leggings....

Thursday, April 19, 2012
$30 from »

Ain't nothing like a dose of psychosocial commentary with the morning OJ. According to this dogmatic little glass, I can't always get what I want (obviously, or else the Stones would have stopped touring 20 years ago) but...

Monday, May 13, 2013
$7.19 from Amazon »

As it turns out, you can give Silly Putty an official-sounding name and use it for more than just making impressions of the lines in your palm and copying print from newspapers. The malleable amoeba that is Cyber Clean presses...

Sunday, January 27, 2013

The ASB GlassFloor introduces traditional painted wood sports courts to the unlikely versatility of glass, the multi-functionality of a subsurface lighting system, and the bow-chicka-bow-bow of sexy blue LEDs. OK, maybe not...

Tuesday, January 29, 2013
$200 from Martin Backes »

Suck it, Facebook! For a mere $200, Pixelhead will guarantee I never again have to worry about my boss' boss' boss finding his Timeline filled with photos of me double Boobs Ice Luging it with his 22-year-old daughter. Even...

Sunday, September 2, 2012
$6.50 from Calligraphuck »

What do you get when you add two parts graphic designer to one part comedian? According to Linus Boman, the answer is Calligraphuck. Boman's brainchild, Calligraphuck Profane Greeting Cards, combines famed flourishes of the...

Friday, May 11, 2012
Sold Out from Amazon »

Ladies, when it's Saturday night, and you can't decide whether you're on the prowl for the suave James Bonds a garter holster and peek-a-boo pistol would attract, or the BSC Tony Montana-type lured more by a fully automatic...

Friday, March 16, 2012
By: Quirky

Like stackable soap, AutoStir self-stirring microwave dish is a rather elegant solution to an age-old perturbance--in this case, the uneven distribution of heat during nuking. How many times have you seared off a few layers...

Sunday, April 8, 2012
$9.76 from Amazon »

According to Understand Rap: Explanations of Confusing Rap Lyrics You and Your Grandma Can Understand the lyrical musings of hip hop artists are revered for their double entendres, their clever turns of phrase, their wicked...

Tuesday, July 31, 2012
$37.95 from Amazon »

And when not using it to slash through pepperoni and mozzerella, you can also carry the Big Bad Pizza Wheel as a self-defense weapon, or dangle it from the ceiling to practice your most excellently dangerous one-handed rings...

Monday, September 2, 2013
$80.95 from Amazon »

To assist parents in perpetuating the fallacy that in America any kid can be anything he wants when he grows up, here we have an astronaut duvet. That is, not just a duvet with astronauts on it, but a duvet with the majority...

Wednesday, April 10, 2013
$6.99 - $12.99 from Lip Chaser »

Don't be too disappointed that Lip Chaser shot follow-ups contain no alcohol. Your shot will still have plenty of it, and Lip Chasers replace the booze with something much, much better: making out. An edible coating applied...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Harrison Krix a self-titled 29 year old dork likes to recreate the things most of you other dorks hold near and dear to your heart. He previously brought us the Daft Punk Helmet and now has tackled the gravity gun from the...

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Romain Jerome's DeLorean-DNA timepiece isn't just some highfalutin gimmick intended to make me sad I do not possess $17,200 American dollars. Wait, yes it is. And it's working. Because not only do the watch's rhodiumed and...

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Nothing like a little homemade flames-of-hell-spouting rooster sauce to take the edge off Thanksgiving with the fam. Granted, buying a bottle of Sriracha will only run you around $5, and cooking it up yourself will probably...

Monday, October 22, 2012
$129.97 - $174.99 from Amazon »

When I was a young lad, my parents bought battery-operated socks. For themselves, not for me. Sometimes, when forced to sit outside in frigid midwest winter wind chills for three hours' worth of my brother's junior football...

Monday, October 3, 2011
$12.95 from Amazon »

Cancer is still a problem, but some damn genius has finally solved the problem of spilling coffee all over the place all of the time. It seems like your arm would get tired having to constantly spin this thing around your...

Saturday, May 4, 2013
$93 - $113 from Kickstarter »

Mmm, pirate pancakes. Booty to pad your booty. Yeah I know. That was lame. Cut me some slack, though. You don't know what I was up to last night. No. No it didn't involve Diablo III and a 24-pack of Duff Beer....

Saturday, February 2, 2013
$16 - $33 from Society 6 »

It's Groundhog Day! According to Christopher Guerrero and his clan of cronies hoping to lure Bill Murray into the lead role of their USC School of Cinematic Arts thesis film, February 2, 2013 is also now Bill Murray Appreciation...

Saturday, December 3, 2011
$38.14 from Amazon »

The Pet Peek is a 9-1/2" acrylic dome installed in your pre-existing wood or vinyl fence that instills the pant-wetting fear in Jehovah's Witnesses, kids selling little league raffle tickets, and other unwanted visitors that...

Monday, January 30, 2012
$99 from inature »

Some people have sworn 'til death do us part with their iPhone, but still find themselves yearning for the tactile pleasure of depressing more prominent QWERTY buttons. It's not that they don't think their iPhone is perfect...

Sunday, July 15, 2012
$24.98 from Amazon »

Here we have the one single thing* Back to the Future II got right in its big-screen predictions for the 2010s: trippy-looking neon spectrums are indeed the current rage. The pillow, the double rainbow hula hoop, and now the...