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Dragon Ball T-Shirts & Rashguards

$35 - $45 from Justsaiyan »

Lookin' for Dragon Balls? Look the part with Justsaiyan's DBZ T-shirts and SkinZ. The fitted tees and water-ready rashguards are covered from neckline to waistline in pure, unbridled, anime-tastic DBZ art. Go hero or...

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Braided 10' MFi-Certified Lightning Cable

$19.99 from »

This durable braided cable for charging all lightning-compatible devices is 10' long. That's great news for the 80% of my city's population that plug their phones into random dusty corner outlets in bars and restaurants...

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Giveaway: Ebeniste Bentwood Ring

Ash. Cherry. Walnut. Bubinga. Guitar strings. Meteorites. Diamonds. Abalone. Here's your chance to wrap one of these fine woods and custom inlays around your finger. Click here and enter to win your choice of Bentwood...

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DIY Modular Lightsabers

$150 - $350 from Saber Forge »

You've seen Saber Forge's custom made lightsabers around here before. But now the company is taking to Kickstarter to give you the opportunity to do the custom making yourself. Their Adaptive Saber

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Duluth Bushcrafter Pack

$415 from Amazon »

Going Bushcrafter is pricey. Is it worth it? Someone who can get past the pricey part (i.e., someone other than myself) will have to provide the full report on Duluth's Bushcrafter Pack, but in the interim, I can tell...

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The Big Bobber Floating Cooler

$27.99 from Amazon »

You may not get a bite, but you'll always have a drink. The Big Bobber Floating Cooler holds 12 cans of beer with ice and makes a slow day of float fishing in a redneck's bass boat a helluva lot more enjoyable. The lightweight...

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Narwhal BBQ Skewer Set

$34.99 from »

While the narwhal is finally growing in popularity, I can't understand why it's always been eclipsed by the stupid unicorn. From little girls' imaginary friends to disturbing Halloween (or wedding!) masks to unicorn poop...

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Beast Armor Grilling Gloves

$29.97 from Amazon »

Iron Man hands become Aramid Fabric hands for grilling season. Beast Armor gloves have recruited this tough, heat-resistant synthetic fabric typically used in aerospace and military applications for your own personal...

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Self-Balancing Butter Knife

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. This is the Weeble of butter knives. A dynamo at the dinner table, the knife self-balances on one end when not in use so you don't have to lay its jam/butter/mustard-covered other...

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Bell Rogue Helmet

$239.95 from Amazon »

They say Bell's Rogue motorcycle helmet looks kind of like a cross between Darth Vader and Mad Max. And even if you disagree, you can make the comparison true with a paint job and a few mods to the helmet's smooth, surface-rich...

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Triple Divided Skillet

$34.99 - $54.99 from Amazon »

I understand the benefit of using a Triple Divided Skillet in theory, and maybe even under certain circumstances, such as preventing eggplant from touching anything I might consider eating. But definitely not in the way...

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John Neeman Hunting Knives

$340 - $780 from John Neeman »

I always hear that ladies like Latin lovers, but after a quick perusal of the sexy, hand-finessed artistry comprising the John Neeman knife gallery I'll bet the outdoorsy girls out there are going to be on the lookout...

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Defending Your Castle

$15.33 from Amazon »

While author William Gurstelle might use the word "castle" figuratively in his how-to book's title, he definitely means us to take the "defending" part at face value. The manual's full title is Defending Your Castle:...

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BCB Crusader Cooking System

$99.41 from Amazon »

BCB Adventure's Crusader Cooking System is military- and NATO-approved. So the next time you're making Ramen on a backpacking trip, you can rest assured that the military and NATO are cool with it. Really though, this...

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Batman Gotham City Map Print

$34.99 from »

One good thing about this Gotham City print is that anyone who knows a lot about Batman will recognize it as a modern and minimalist take on the Dark Knight's dark city, but anyone who doesn't know a lot about Batman...

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Outland Multi-Mission Axes

$465 - $495 from Outland Equipment »

Outland Equipment has a new pair of dynamos for the axe wielders out there. Their Multi-Mission Axes equip outdoorsmen with full tang S7 steel bodies and end implements designed in accordance with the company's credo:...

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World's Biggest Backyard Water Slide

$149.95 from Amazon »

I remember going to this water slide park called Wet Willy's when I was a kid. They had runs way longer than the Wahii's slide's measly 75'. I bet they were way faster too. But one time on our way home from Wet Willy's...

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La Caja China #2 Roasting Box

$449.99 from Amazon »

La Caja China isn't new, but seeing it again as we enter grilling season reminds me how nice it would be if my mama got one for our back yard--and kept it stocked--so I could roll out of bed each morning and tear off...

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Snake Eyes Yard Dice

$49.99 from Amazon »

Well, they're not polyhedral so these oversized dice probably won't add much to your roleplaying game night, but when the next big backyard Bunco fest or yooge Yahtzee extravaganza rolls around, the giant rollers will...

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goTenna Off-Grid Signal Generator

$149 from Amazon »

To keep it short, I guess you could say goTennas turn smartphones into really powerful walkie-talkies. Except more like walkie-texties. The self-contained signal generators require no cell towers, WiFi connectivity, or...

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Airwheel Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

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Similar to the Hovertrax, but taking Team Circle over Team Straight Line, the Airwheel is a self-balancing scooter that rides like a unicycle with a motor. And no seat. And without the sidekick bear in a tutu....

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Nikon COOLPIX P530 Digital Camera

$269.99 from »

Snapshots of summer come courtesy of a COOL wide-angle to telephoto zoom, COOL flashless low-light performance, your choice of COOL manual or automatic exposure, and a COOL 39% discount. Get the Nikon COOLPIX P530 digital...

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Spyderco Dog Tag Folding Knife

$47.74 from Amazon »

If you already have a Bug in your Spyderco knife collection, consider a Dog for your next addition to the menagerie. The Spyderco Dog Tag Folder stems from one of knife maker Serge Panchenko's designs. It looks and hangs...

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Giveaway: EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

Why let the minifigs have all the fun? Build your own modular walls, furniture, and decor with EverBlock life-size building blocks. Click here and enter to win a set of 50 Full and 8 Half EverBlocks in the colors of your...

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KeySmart 2.0 & Expansion Pack

$16.99 from KeySmart »

Is your keychain an honor student? Mine is. The KeySmart is a Swiss Army tool that will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if...

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Rose-Scented Fart Pills


One time me and my friend Cornelius were having a philosophical discussion about farts. It went something like this: would you rather continue to anonymously fart farts that smell like something crawled up your butt and...

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Goblin Deuce Double Barrel Paintball Gun

$89.95 from Goblin Paintball »

Goblin Paintball agrees with Arsenal Firearms: Why get a pistol with one barrel when you can get one with two. In Goblin's case, the double barrel pistol is the Deuce, an air cartridge issue that can launch a terrible...

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Mini Cooli Handheld USB Air Conditioner

$16.89 from Amazon »

Evaporative cooling science, USB charging technology, the engineering of smallness--all the luxuries of living in the 21st century come together in this handheld air conditioner so that the next time it's 127 degrees...

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Gonex Lightweight Foldable Backpack

$18.99 from Amazon »

Gonex made a backpack you can fold up and pack in a backpack. Or, I guess more realistically, a suitcase you're taking to Asia that your lady can then unfold and fill with a thousand dollars worth of tchotchkes for the...

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8-Person Island Raft

$120 - $319 from Amazon »

What is there to say about Tropical Tahiti's floating island raft fit for you and 7 of your favorite water-lovin', sun-soakin', float-happy, swimsuit-clad cats besides P-A-R-T-Y and O-R-G-Y?...

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Smashbox Pro Portable Speaker

$12.99 from »

Know that guy on the trail who, rather than electing to escape the pollutive cacophony of the city to bask in the serenity and simple sounds of nature like everyone else, blasts his EDM on a portable speaker as he hikes?...

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Freez-dom Ringer Cooler & Speaker

$49.95 from »

Nothing captures the beauty of America like pulling a cold beer out of a cooler doused in stars and stripes and blasting "Born in the USA". And July 4th is just a month away....

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Serenity Upwind Kayak & Canoe Sail Rig

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You could kayak or canoe for exercise. Orrrr you could let the wind do most of the work for you--and save all the cash you were going to drop on a sailboat--with the Serenity Upwind kayak & canoe sail rig. The compact...

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The Charted Sandwich Board

$29 - $115 from »

If she's gonna go make you a sammich, you should probably: A) know exactly what kind of sammich you require to avoid receiving, like, hummus & sprouts on gluten-free millet bread; and B) be fully aware of the sammich's...

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Ripsaw EV2 Luxury Tank

By: Ripsaw »

If you're in the market for a new ride, hemming and hawing over whether to get a Dodge Ram or a Ford F-150, I'm afraid I'm about to throw a wrench the size of a tank into your deliberation process. Say hello to, and then...

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PicoPro Pocket Projector

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They say it's a pocket-sized movie theater, but I bet Celluon's PicoPro projector will mostly be relegated to boring applications like office presentations and impromptu TED talks at Palo Alto Starbucks stores. If I got...

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Fanimation Fitzgerald Fan

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If Fanimation's Fitzgerald is to be believed, it's kind of pricey to buy a fan that won't ug up the room you plan to put it in. This oscillating blower sits inside a funky, modernized shell-shaped metal housing with an...

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The Little Mermaid Ariel Bikini

$49 from Amazon »

If any lady wearing this Ariel bikini wants to be part of our world, I think I speak for most dudes when I say, Come on in! The seashell swim top and sexily-scaled mermaid bottoms are instantly recognizable as nods to...

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Mammoth Bone Pocket Knife

$69 from Amazon »

This knife will give you a mammoth bone. At least a few inches long. Perkin Knives sells a ton of "Damascus" steel* blades on Amazon, many with favorable reviews. But this particular pocket knife, handmade with a mammoth...

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The Server Farm PC Case Grow Box

$695 from Think Leek »

But officer, where could I possibly be growing marijuana? As you can see, down here in my mama's basement it's just me, my dirty dishes collection, and my circa 1992 PC. I just finished a particularly exhilarating game...

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MMOVE Stereo Bluetooth Earbuds

$31.99 from »

Your Dude Exclusives Deal of the Day: MMOVE Earbuds for 78% off their retail price. These stereo Bluetooth headphones connect wirelessly to any Bluetooth-capable device to keep you jammin' tangle-free during walks, workout

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Schrade SCHA5B M.A.G.I.C. Folding Knife

$34.29 from Amazon »

The Schrade SCHA5B M.A.G.I.C. folding knife listing neglects to explain its M.A.G.I.C. acronym, so at first I thought maybe it didn't stand for anything, that the caps and dots are just there for their imposing, visual...

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Nayoya Back Hook Massager

$59.97 from Amazon »

Foam rollers might hammer out the pains in my ass, but when it comes to kneading out the knots in my back, nothing works better than the abnormally strong hands of my girlfriend. It's one of the many reasons I call her...

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Mewgaroo Pet Pocket Hoodie

$62 - $147.64 from Amazon »

Although Mewgaroo maker UniHabitat's website is plagued with the most jacked up English translation of Japanese I've ever seen from Google, I don't think this lack of a single coherent sentence describing the Mewgaroo...

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Vaiden Astronaut Workout Shirts

$70 - $90 from Vaiden »

It's not that Vaiden makes workout shirts for astronauts or shirts for some newfangled astronaut workout (i.e., go to space, instantly lose 80% of your body weight!) Instead they've incorporated astronaut heat management...

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The Naked Cooler

$80 - $120 from Kickstarter »

When I think of a Naked Cooler I imagine a big rectangular box that's really cold and full of naked people. Kind of like a sauna. But cold. And with the exception of myself, containing ladies only. But since that project...

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Giveaway: KettlePizza Pro Kit

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. When pizza's on a...stainless steel cylindrical insert that transforms your kettle grill into the equivalent of a blazing hot woodfired pizza

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Labyrinth Table

All that's missing from this Labyrinth is a puffy-shirted, spikey-mulleted David Bowie all decked out like the Goblin King. Then again, with the table's removable glass top and included figurines roaming the maze already...

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Carbon Fiber & Kevlar Motorcycle Helmet

$189.99 from Amazon »

Get Lost Helmets has just released this German-style dome protector woven from a blend of carbon fiber and Kevlar. Though not DOT-rated, they say it's pretty strong. As in, "It can be ran over with a truck, and not even...

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Interchangeable Planets Bracelet

$38 - $40 from Etsy »

Daenerys may have been Drogo's Moon of My Life, but my girlfriend She-Ra: Princess of Power is my entire solar system. So I think I might get her one of these interchangeable planet bracelets for her birthday this year....

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Gibbs Amphitrucks

If Gibbs' Quadski amphibious ATV is more drunk college kid than Man Conquers Water for you, then you now have the option to up the ante with the company's new Amphitrucks. Show the highway, the lake, and the stuck up...

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DUBS Advanced Tech Earplugs

$24.99 from DUBS »

I always wear earplugs when I go out at night. Not only do they protect what little hearing I have left, but if someone ugly comes up and tries to talk to me they also give me an easy out: I just point at my ears, conjure...

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Mighty Handle Carrier

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The fact that Mighty Handle-rs are probably making a crap ton of money off a hook-shaped piece of plastic really gets my goat. Especially since it's actually a good idea with many practical applications, such as carrying...

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Holleyweb Inflatable Bubble House

$1,950 from Amazon »

Privacy be damned! The Holleyweb inflatable Bubble House is the only tent for those who really mean it when they say they like a panoramic view. The transparent PVC tarpaulin is also a great choice for the campground...

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Waterscape Modular Floating Platform

From phones to backpacks, the modular approach clearly isn't just for LEGO anymore. Australian design studio Derlot has created what might be the most lustworthy use of modules yet: Waterscape. Sure, this floating platform...

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Oakes Design War Hammers

$59 - $395 from Etsy »

Ethan Oakes specializes in woodworking and weapon designs. Here you see both of his specialties in action with the Oakes Design line of war hammers. Some are made of hard woods, such as oak, and deemed battle-ready, while...

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TRAK Folding Kayak

$3,399 from Amazon »

If campers can carry their houses on their backs (or at least have the Ecocapsule pulled by a unicorn), why shouldn't they be able to pack mule (or at least trunk-of-car mule their kayaks? TRAK's T-1600 is a performance...

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Brain Jr. DIY MIDI Controller Kit

$129.99 from »

I wonder if there's a Brain Sr. or if this Brain Jr. MIDI controller is like Carl's Jr., thriving and making delicious burgers/music despite its apparent lack of a parental figure to guide it. The DIY kit lets you build...

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Fistral Compact Inflatable Tent

$435 from Hemiplanet »

You might remember Heimplanet's other inflatable geometric wonder, the Cave tent. For its 40" interior height and 54 square feet of floor space, it still manages to break down to a manageable pack size, adding just 11-1/2...

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SensorWake Smell-Based Alarm Clock

$87 from SensorWake »

Smells are powerful things. Particularly those of pubescent feet and dirty farts. But freshly baked croissants, brewing coffee, and cut grass can leave a decent impact too. Decent and, according to SensorWake, waaaaay...

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GoRoll Foam Roller with Storage

$79 - $89 from GoRoll »

GoRoll combines the firm shell and EVA foam coating of massage rollers with the hollow core of my ex-girlfriend Karen to produce this dual purpose tension reliever and lockable storage cylinder. A detachable carry strap...

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HUSKK Quickdraw Phone Wallet Case

$24.99 from »

They say Dad would really like one of HUSKK's hybrid Quickdraw wallet/phone cases for Father's Day this year. But I think what he would really like is one of HUSKK's hybrid Quickdraw wallet/phone cases loaded up with...

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Mustache Guard Mug

$22 from Amazon »

June 21st is Father's Day. If Papa's already got a brand new bag (maybe the Henty you got him for Christmas?) now it's time for a brand new mug. Here's a hand(lebar)y choice for they of the hairy upper lips. The Bucardo...

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Machete Spatula

$16.12 from Amazon »

Since I usually hack up eggs, salmon, chicken, and steaks when I try to flip or test their doneness anyway, a Machete Spatula would probably be an appropriate addition to my cooking arsenal. Plus, if any utensil could...

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Weapons of Svenhaellin Fire Pit

$32,600 from Etsy »

Randy of Fire Sculpture Art has been bending metal to his whims for over 45 years. He believes, "The great sin in life is to be boring." Combine his craft with his credo and you get the Weapons of Svenhaellin Fire Pit....

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Giveaway: 1 Year of Skoshbox Japanese Treats

The only reason Marshawn Lynch eats so many Skittles is that he's never tried Chewy Cola Seeds or Tokuno Milk Candy. But here's his chance. And your chance too, dudes: Click here and enter to win a 1-year subscription...

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Blodlaetere The Anglo-Saxon Seax

$2k from Etsy »

Blodlaetere is a broken-back seax an Anglo-Saxon warrior might have used to wreak havoc during the Viking Age. And knifemaker Matthew Berry has spared no detail in his hand forging of both its 19-1/4" blade, and the nearly...

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Ecocapsule Portable House

When the item in question is a house, how do you define "portable"? For me it was always the train car-looking mobile home my grandma's cousin Ella Mae used to live in that could be dragged from city to city in Florida...

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Indiana Jones Cat Bridge

$150 - $240 from Catastrophic Creations »

This listing is for an Indiana Jones Cat Bridge, but it appears that in order to make it a viable lounging place for your own cat, you will also have to construct an entire Temple of the Chachapoyan Warriors to assist...

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Check All That Apply Cards

Sold Out from Etsy »

Business cards, like hand gestures, are great ways of communicating. A card reminds a new acquaintance of your name. A potential client of your job title. A hot chick of your phone number. And here, with the interactive...

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Watermelon Swimsuit

$43 from Batoko »

Oh goodness! I seem to have walked right into a watermelon! It feels so wet and squishy and...gooooood. The fruit of the summer becomes the suit of the summer with Batoko's jaunty watermelon one-piece. No word on whether...

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Sunoco Burnt Rubber Cologne

"Steel on steel on rubber on road." And also some sweetness and spice so you won't make the ladies gag. Sunoco Burnt Rubber Cologne seeks to bottle the essence of racing so you can enjoy your fast and furious experiences...

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Birthday Drink Floating Candle

$8.70 from Amazon »

As a prelude to presenting your favorite birthday boy or girl with The Joker card and a prank candle that burns 25% apple pie and 75% dirty fart, bring out a nice pint of beer or glass of wine with this floating birthday...

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Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

$29.95 from Amazon »

Know someone who's about to graduate college? Stressing, lying awake at night thinking, Now what? For me it was business as usual. Chillin', mowwin', gamin' at my mama's house with my friend Cornelius. But then one day...

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TokyoFlash Breathalyzer Watch

$79.99 from Tokyo Flash »

Like playing the bagpipes or rolling your eyeballs into the back of your sockets, I would prefer that you not drink and drive. Even if you're really good at it. TokyoFlash agrees. So they made the Kisai Breathalyzer Watch...

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Light - The Phone Only Phone

$100 from The light phone »

Light Phone is credit card-sized cell phone that pairs with your existing phone. It is designed to be used as little as possible, and comes with no bells or whistles. Both figuratively and literally. Without even a display...

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DEEP 3D Wallpaper

$58 - $110 from twenty2 »

All you slow, socially awkward, and stoned kids out there who enjoy sitting around staring at walls, prepare to get DEEP and have your minds blown. DEEP is 3D wallpaper. It was created as part of a collaboration between...

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Scented NES Controller Soap

$19.99 from DigitalSoaps »

Good news! You don't have to keep wasting delicious Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper dumping them all over your body in the shower to acquire their sodie scent. Now you can buy whole bars of Dr.- and Dew-infused soap instead!...

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Spyderco Bug Knife

$11.97 from Amazon »

Do they call it the Bug Knife because it's so tiny or because it's been designed especially for killing bugs? I mean, we have insect-blasting shotguns now, so you never know. Hot summer day on the patio, cold beer in...

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FOVE Eye Tracking Virtual Reality Headset

$375 - $399 from FOVE »

From viewing to controlling to FOVE. They're calling the headset with eye tracking capabilities the 3rd generation of virtual reality; the generation that will allow users not only to see and physically control their...

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Marshall Bluetooth Speaker By John Varvatos

Aside from the addition of his name in 2 locations, I'm not sure what makes Marshall's Woburn Bluetooth speaker by John Varvatos better than the original Marshall Woburn Bluetooth speaker. I'm also not sure what qualifies...

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Rude Hand Gestures of the World

$10.45 from Amazon »

"Evolutionary anthropologists tell us that gesture is much older than speech." So begins Romana Lefevre's Rude Hand Gestures of the World: A Guide to Offending without Words. What follows? Pictures! Lots and lots of pictures!...

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Kombo Fish Tool

$29.95 from Kombo »

It bonks! Nicely. It cuts! Safely. It cleans! Efficiently. It sharpens! Er...sharply. And it floats. The Kombo Fish is a rugged, seafood-dinner-centric multi-tool that hopes to become an invaluable part of your tackle...

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Guitar Wing Bluetooth MIDI Controller

$174.99 from »

Fiddle with your last foot pedal, trip over your last cord, and curse your last MIDI controller. The wireless, self-contained Guitar Wing slips over the top body of nearly any size guitar or bass to bring music software...

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Slate-ish Paper Laminate Tile

$80 from Slate-ish »

On its own, slate and the tile it produces for our home projects takes bazillions of years to form from silt and mud nestled in the deep crevices of the earth. But Slate-ish, a visually and functionally similar tile prodded...

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AyeGear 13-Pocket Hoodie

$99 from Amazon »

A hoodie with 13 internal pockets that won't add discomfort or make you look like Pillsbury's new Hipster Doughboy when you fill them? AyeGear's H13 should be welcome news for tech and gear heads who can't leave home...

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ZUP Watersports Board

$259 from Amazon »

In addition to your favorite brah's favorite word, ZUP is a hybrid towable eager to dole out some adrenaline rushes on the water this summer. The ZUP Board's design allows riders to stand, kneel, lie down, surf, chill...

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I Could Eat a T-Rex Spaghetti Measurer

$11.50 from Amazon »

Whether you're hungry enough to eat a T-Rex, or just need a quick coupla bites of the child from the family he's terrorizing, this clever kitchen tool will measure out the precise amount of meaty flesh you need to achieve...

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Giveaway: In Case Of Zombie Cabinet Package

Empty wall? Lonely deer head hanging out all by himself over your fireplace? Spruce up your living room and put your obsession with zombies front and center. Click here and enter to win a pair of zombie combat display...

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PlyFy DIY Wooden GoKart

$790 from Flatworks »

Pursuant to a successful Kickstarter campaign, The Flatworks is offering up pre-orders of its PlyFly gas-powered wooden go-kart kit to those who didn't get in on the crowdfunding backing....

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The Sound Torch Flaming Bluetooth Speaker

$158 - $165 from Kickstarter »

We've seen speakers that make light dance and speakers that make water dance, so it's only natural that someone would come up with one that, er, lights a fire under the feet of fire. The Sound Torch is a Bluetooth speaker...

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The Rodeo Core Fitness Trainer

$179 from Amazon »

The Rodeo Core fitness trainer invites you to "Enjoy a delightful ride while whipping core muscles into shape!" Coincidentally, that was also the invitation I gave the ladies I used to meet on Tinder. No wonder they were...

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Betabrand Storrist Pack

$115.20 from Beta Brand »

Currently sloshing around in Betabrand's Think Tank*: the Storrist Pack, by professional photographer, cyclist, and Scotsman Sandy Carson. In answer to the call of his own EDC needs, Carson created a backpack that can...

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Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

$18.99 from Amazon »

Are you the Grand Poobah of politically incorrect? Then I recommend sitting down for a session with Mr. Manners. Not to "fix" yourself into another sociopolitical drone, but to learn how to continue talking trash, playing...

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Captain America Shield Backpack

$59.99 from ThinkGeek »

School's out for summer. But school is not out forever. Sorry. Alice Cooper lied. I also hear the Age of Ultron is coming. Followed by a Civil War. Better gather your EDC pens, notebooks, and laptops and shield up!...

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Crosskix EVA Athletic Shoes

$59.95 from Amazon »

Though Crosskix probably wouldn't appreciate the comparison, for the sake of simplicity I'll say these representatives of foam composite footwear are like Crocs for CrossFitters. Yes, you can slip them on and wear them...