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Octopus Kite

$47.90 from Amazon »

I don't think the giant 3D Octopus Kite that's for sale is quite the same as the giant 3D Octopus Kite flying in the above video. But maybe your kids won't notice that when, after showing them the graceful cephalopod...

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8-1/2-Foot-Tall Garden Gnome Statue

$2,278.86 from Amazon »

It's gonna be tough to schlep this garden gnome around the world with you for photo ops, but I'll bet if you do the 8-1/2-foot lawn ornament will help your Instagram account go viral. Who wouldn't want to follow Gottfried...

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Kasa Low Energy Bluetooth Smart Bulbs

$49.99 from Kasa »

Mi Kasa es su Kasa. At least in the sense that this 2-pack of LED low energy Bluetooth light bulbs is up for grabs at 44% off through the Dude Exclusives online store...

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Stirling Engine

$49.99 from Amazon »

This desktop Stirling Engine from Sunnytech uses burning alcohol to create an external combustion process that will motor it all the way from China to your front door. Many who have purchased this model of "physics you...

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Push Pull Rotate Doorknobs

$15.70 - $53.70 from Amazon »

Brinks' Push Pull Rotate Door Locks allow for knob operation and open sesame access hands-free. So you can still get in and out when your arms are full. Or your hands are dirty. Or it's one of those days your fingers...

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Black Rhodium Jet Turbine Engine Cufflinks

$220 from Amazon »

These Jet Turbine Engine Cufflinks, made of polished black rhodium, and ready to spin real fast when you blow on them, are the perfect last-minute gift for Dads! Well, as long as you're a son with a healthy income. Or...

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Eletrunks Functional Freeballing Underwear

$28 - $32 from Eletrunks »

Eletrunks are underwear with a Lifter cord that allows for subtle adjustment of your prized package during wear. So they're "functional freeballing underwear" not because they'll leave your balls to bounce and jerk around...

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Bob Ross Funko Pop Figure

$13.29 from Amazon »

Funko has decided to turn Bob Ross into one of their Pop! figures. Finally, Ross! You had to wait 22 years after your death to receive this honor, but, as it does when painting happy little clouds and trees, patience...

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Fake Wall Outlet Sticker Prank

$6.99 from Amazon »

Just Basic Dave took one look at these Fake Wall Outlet Stickers and he knew: the next great prank of 2017 had arrived. Through his Twitter account Dave has posted videos of his fake outlet shenanigans at the airport...

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Peacher Sonic Beer Foamer for Cans

$27.99 from Amazon »

I've seen sonic beer foamers, and even sonic beer foamers, before, but one nice thing about Peacher's is that the device performs its head-making, draft-tasting magic on canned beer while it's still in the can. You don't...

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Handbag Dyetonator Bag & Purse Thief Marker

Malaysian company Ash Be Nimble launched the Handbag Dyetonator, an accessory that permanently marks thieves with dye and releases a smoke flare upon activation, because bag and purse theft is apparently a huge problem...

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KitchenAid Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$79.99 from Amazon »

Cold brew coffee making seems to require a little more finagling and finesse than fixing up a batch of iced tea. And patience. To make it the "right" way you have to let the sweet sludge steep for at least 12 hours. KitchenAid's...

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COGZ Steampunk Board Game

$33.99 from COGZ »

The first thing I read about the COGZ board game is that it's Mensa-endorsed. So I'm out. As much as I like the game's steampunk era setting and mad scientist with a busted "chromatic cogtraption" premise, I can hardly...

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Stuff It Up Pan

$24.99 from Amazon »

I mostly like the Stuff It Up Pan because owning one will allow me to add, "Stuff it up!" to my repertoire of most-used commands. Current inclusions: "Suck it up!" (Crybaby Cornelius); "Suck it in!" (Gotta zip those pants...

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Hydro-Electric Power Station

$116.34 from Amazon »

Eisco Labs' Hydro-Electric Power Station isn't going to bring clean, sustainable energy to your home, or hack a wad of dollars off your utility bills. But. Since the functional motor and turbine system is desktop-sized...

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Turner's Cube in a Cube in a Cube

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Turner's Cube is a cube...cubed. It's 1.57"-cubed volume contains a smaller cube nested inside, and then an even smaller cube nested inside that. In addition to a creating some neat desktop optics, the Turner's Cube also...

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NakeFit Stick-On Shoes

$33 from Nakefit »

NakeFit stick-on shoes - or, to be more precise, NakeFit hypoallergenic adhesive pads - remind me of when I'm walking barefoot and start to feel like something's stuck to my heel, but I'm loath to look down because I...

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EZ Pipes

$20 - $27.99 from EZ Pipe »

EZ Pipe all-in-one smoking machines are the EZ-est to carry and use. Even their name is EZ to write. I don't even have to remember how to spell "eazy!"...

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Quilo - Fan with Air Cooler & Humidifier

$99 - $119 from Quilo »

The Quilo fan, unlike so many people I know, does more than find a spin and blow around hot air. This all-in-one air cooler and humidifier uses evaporative technology, and your addition of water or ice, to reduce the...

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Sexy Chest Swimsuit

$59.95 from Amazon »

A sexy man chest to caress and a sexy swimsuit to wear to your next pool outing - talk about having your cake and eating it too, ladies. Good for more than just a few laughs or you next gag gift, the Sexy Chest Swimsuit...

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Giveaway: Sit Hip Air Lounger 4-Pack

Sit Hip Air Lounger 4-Pack Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Mike R. of Bethlehem, PA, winner of the Sit Hip Air Lounger 4-Pack. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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Vapshot Vaporized Alcohol System

$1,299 from Vapshot »

The Vapshot Mini Home System is a countertop liquor vaporizer. It looks kinda like an air pump at the gas station. It acts kinda like one too. Except instead of pumping on a hose to inflate your Goodyears, you'll suck...

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Magnetic Stove Shelf

$39.99 from Amazon »

Slap down a Stove Shelf - no, really, just slap the magnetic rack down on the back of your stove, installation complete - and give yourself some instant extra storage without sucking up extra space in your kitchen...

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Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier

$502.54 - $584 from Amazon »

Sure, the Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier has the Dyson name going for it. The air de-polluter and fan also has both Warm Me and Blow Me settings, so you can use it all year 'round to help achieve an optimal level...