Offensive Crayons & Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition
If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. And, in honor of the heinous lines at airport security, crap presents with no gift receipt you just have to donate to Goodwill, and that jolly fat white mass of heart disease waiting to happen, Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition!
Let me give some fair warning. Even if you're one who believes s/he's open to the politically incorrect, one who's thinking s/he's going to buy some Offensive Crayons for the perpetually butt hurt dude in your office, yuk, yuk, yuk, please understand there is probably a doodler or two in this box that's going to bunch up your panties too. And definitely some in the Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition that are going to bristle the Baby Jesus.
Well, no, actually Baby J will probably be more like, "Mama, what are Regifted STDs and Frosty's Throbbing Erection? ... What do you mean you're a virgin and wouldn't know?"
Bored of coloring with the same old hues, and perhaps anticipating the excitement to be had in poking and riling up others, Offensive Crayons have replaced the Reds, Yellows, and Blues in your wet blanket box of Crayolas with vibrant descriptions of some of today's most, well, colorful topics.
They're blunt. They're direct. They're irreverent. And yeah, true to name, Offensive Crayons are a little offensive. But, hey. Times are changing, the pop culture marketplace is thriving, and Donald Trump Orange is the new Barack Obama Black.