15 Stocking Stuffers for Men in 2022

My fellow vikings and ancient Scandinavians at heart, what better way to show your old Norse appreciation than by be-baubling your beards, braids, and dreadlocks with these coiled hair and beard rings from Norse Tradesman?

Uberleben's Tindar Wick & Bellow tool sees the company's trademark KeroDry paraffin-wax infused hemp wick spooled through a hollow rod you can detach and use as a micro bellow to stoke your fire once it's started. With a little fluffing of the end, the Tindar Wick will ignite like a matchstick against the spark of a ferro rod. The difference here is your newfound flame can burn for a whole hour. The same amount of time, Uberleben says, as a Bic lighter.

Takumi No Waza seems to have, er, nailed the nail trimming portion of your grooming routine with their Green Bell Nail Clippers. Imported from Japan, the stainless steel "cutlery" is advertised as ultra-sharp and ready for the hardest of nails, extending from either fingers or toes, in the land. They also have a nail file for sanding down sharp edges built into the side.

Do you like big, bold, whack-you-in-the-face flavors...in your toothpaste? Then grab a tube of Chilly and let this ghost pepper and twice-mentholated toothpaste take you from the blistering heat of Death Valley to the blustery cold of the Arctic Circle in a single brushstroke.

Chilly is one-two punch of spicy and icy for dudes who want their toothbrushing experience to be, well, more of an experience. Chilly makers say, "Every nurdle of Chilly contains hundreds of ghost pepper flakes for just the right amount of fire. It's like arson but without the felony."

Lexon made a USB Hub in honor of my favorite vegetable! OK, maybe my second favorite vegetable. If the Lexon Peas USB Hub had been the Lexon Green Beans USB Hub instead, I really would have shot my wad! But peas are an excellent source of nutritionally dense tastiness too, and their spherical shape does make the best choice for Lexon's design-friendly portable port hub.

Oh, and I know what you dudes are thinking, given the Peas in the USB Hub are connected by little segments of horizontal cord, and I agree. But I don't think Lexon Anal Beads USB Hub would have gone over so well with the Karens of the general public.

Meet the Watchers, little silicone monsters who are both adorable and helpful as storage, cable, and bag ties. Their googly eyes are just for show, but those shrieking mouths and extra-long Watcher tongues? That's where you get your bang - or rather, your wrap-and-secure - for your buck.

This Mini Knife Set probably won't be your most useful piece of EDC. But the 4-piece collection of blades isn't entirely useless either, especially for those who can get their jollies from using a tiny little cleaver to open packages, and a wee axe to cut themselves wedges of gouda and goat cheese.

Roll the bones, baby! No question why the term applies to these Skull Dice, but do you know why playing dice not stylized to look like human skulls is also referred to as playing "bones"? Yeah, me neither. You should Google it up for us.