Steampunk Frankenstein Costume

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First of all, yes, I realize this is not technically a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein costume, but a steampunk Dr. Frankenstein's Creature costume. But I didn't name it, the people who created The Nightmare Collection of...

Biopod Smart Microhabitat

$212 - $436 from Biopod »

Terrarium, aquarium, or herb garden. Grow flowers in the winter, or make a rainforest for your frogs. Read no complex manuals and acquire 0 new skills to learn how to do it. The Biopod is smart enough for the both of...

Browning DIY Butcher Kit

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You might be slated to carve the turkey this year, but have you signed up to hunt, shoot, field dress, and butcher it too? Browning says its DIY Butcher Kit comes with a blade "for every cutting chore imaginable." Hunters...

Juice Booster Phone-to-Phone Charger

$15.31 from Mustard »

Remember how your mama always taught you to share your toys and give to those less fortunate than you were? Remember how much it sucked? Your bratty cousin Georgie getting to play with all your best GI Joes, and your...

Mullet Headbands

$9.99 - $14 from Amazon »

Did you hear that researchers predict 1 in 3 costumes this Halloween will include a mullet? If not it's because I just made that up, but I think with a little teamwork and a lot of these Mullet Headbands, we can make...

RuggedTec FlashBang Speaker

Forget the camera. With FlashBang it's lights, music, action. The speaker-flashlight combo from RuggedTec was made to keep your jams jamming and your path lit wherever you may roam, and however you may roam there. The...

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Giveaway: Year's Supply of West Coast Roasting Coffee

Premium beans. Small batches. Hand roasted. Delivered to your door 2 to 3 days later. For a whole year. Click here and enter to win a year's supply of coffee from West Coast Roasting! A $432 value!...

Convertible Nap Desk

Some people work to live, some people live to work, and some people work to...figure out a feasible way to turn their desk into a nap station. Like industrial designer Athanasia Leivaditou. Inspiration for her convertible...

Ka-Bar Snody Crisis Card

$65.07 from Amazon »

The Snody Crisis Card is punched and jagged for a strong grip and maximal impact when you need to defend yourself. And it's finished in a rich anodized blue with gold edge accents for a slick look and flash of intimidation...

Blackbird Rider Carbon Fiber Guitar

$2,095 from Blackbird »

Blackbird's Rider is a showy guitar, but unlike these crazy designs, it's still more about sound than show. Six nylon strings stretch across a carbon fiber body to create a dark, dramatic instrument true to its maker's...

Kung Fu Power Self-Defense Rings

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Pretty Chinese rings, pretty gnarly applications. This stack of Kung Fu Power Magic Rings fans out to create a 4-wide set of individual inscribed adornments for Pointer, Tall Man, Ring Man, and Pinky. That's the pretty...

Bad Kitty Catsuit

The first thing I noticed about this Bad Kitty Catsuit is that it looks equally hot, and makes me shift equally uncomfortably in my seat, on both thin, tan blondes and busty, red-lipped redheads. I'm still not able to...

Heated Outdoor Cat House

$66.13 from Amazon »

If I liked my mama's neighbor's fat cat Willard I would buy this cat house for him. As it stands though, he's a jerk so I don't really care if he gets cold while he's stalking robins in my mama's yard this winter. For...

Mpow 3-Port Intelligent Car Charger

The Mpow car charger guns it with 6.6 amps of power able to charge 2 tablets and a smartphone from 0 to full bars in 3.7 seconds flat. Well, probably not. But the 3-port device is pretty fast, and strong enough to support...

When guitars meet art, they make...GuitArt. Uh...that doesn't sound no nice. Actually, it sounds like what I might call the noise that comes out of someone letting off a nasty round of gas from deep within their belly. Dude, that chili Cornelius made was a gut buster. Every time I fell asleep last...

Hyperlip Prosthetic Lips

$46.09 from Amazon »

The medical term for the part of the oral mucosa covering the tooth-bearing border of the jaw is is "gingiva." So. Who wants to see some gingiva?! The Hyperlip is a plastic lip ring that fits over your existing kisser...

Indoor/Outdoor Heat Lamp Table

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Some people really like to eat outside (me). Other people really like to complain about how it's too cold to eat outside (my girlfriend). Put those people together and you'll get one of 3 things: arguments; silent resentment;...

Jane's Brew Cannabis-Infused Coffee

Down a cup of Jane's Brew and you'll feel the buzz, the clarity, the drive, the...sudden desire to eat a family-size bag of chips and take a nap. Jane calls her cannabis-infused coffee, available as pods, pod bags, or...

DIY Scrimshaw Knife Kit

I may not have designed it, or forged it, or carved it myself, but I sure as Shine-Ola used my own two hands to emboss my pocket knife with this two-headed grizzly bear. Yessir, I sure did want it to have two heads. It's...

Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub

With the Dyconn 12-Port USB Power Hub there's room for all the devices at the USB charging table. Even the nerdy ones, the smelly ones, and the ones who spit when they talk. The more-is-more charger connects to a single...

How to Survive Anything

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Apparently survival is a hot enough topic these days that there's not only room (read: profit) for publishers to release a thousand books about it, but enough room for them to release at least 4 survival books with the...

Cactus Coasters

I think Cactus Coasters would make the perfect present for a woman who's: A) your boss or B) your girlfriend of 2 months of less. They're cute, creative, and clever--all the Cs of a thoughtful lady-gift--but not so personal...

Zero Smoke Ring Blaster

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Zero Toys has got all markets cornered with its Smoke Ring Blaster. Kids. Halloween. Office shenanigans. And one that never would have occurred to me until I saw the above video: golden retrievers. I'm loath to admit...

SkyBell Wi-Fi Doorbell

The SkyBell is a wireless doorbell and app combo that connects to your home WiFi and streams live one-way video and two-way audio directly to a smartphone or tablet. Even better, while SkyBell does attach to a wired...