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Adult Baby Rompers

Posted: March 03, 2020
Adult Baby Rompers

The adult baby rompers remind me of a nursery rhyme. Put a onesie on a lady, she'll be a twosie before long / a threesie if she's up for it, with a forgy comin' on strong.

Made by the aptly named Little for Big, the adult baby romper line comes in a host of styles and prints women and men alike will go goo-goo-ga-ga over. I mean, the ones who are into the whole child's play thing anyway.

As a bonus to big girls, and an extra hat tip to irony, these adult-size baby rompers come in adult sizes XS to 4XL.

D.Va Overwatch Adult Baby Romper

D.Va Overwatch Adult Baby Romper

LittleForBig calls this their "Bunnywatch" bodysuit, a nod to the Overwatch vixen and her, "Nerf this!" catchphrase. The adult baby romper might also have the makings for its wearer to make a new D.Va twerking to rival video gamer, cosplayer, and erotic model Chel Hell Bunny's.

$34.99 ➠ Amazon

Nursery Blue & Pink Adult Baby Rompers

Diaper Love Adult Baby Romper
Diaper Love Adult Baby Romper

Bottles and bibs, buttons and bears, boobies and boobies! Or if your girlfriend informs you boobies are off the table as a form of entertainment tonight, the Nursery Blue & Pink versions of Little for Big's adult baby romper also have rattles and rubber duckies to keep your eyes - but not your hands! - engaged.

$28.80 ➠ Amazon

Dinosaur Adult Baby Rompers

Dinosaur Adult Baby Romper
Dinosaur Adult Baby Romper

I can tell you one thing: this onesie romper is gonna be a rip-rrrraaawwwrrr!in' good time in the bedroom.

You can find the 3/4 sleeve version of the adult dino romper here.

$25.80 ➠ Amazon

I Love Daddy Adult Baby Romper

I Love Daddy Adult Baby Romper

Really? For real? You love Daddy? Awww. I love that you love Daddy. Wanna come to Daddy?

Wanna come on Daddy? This adult-size onesie romper has breakaway snaps at the bottom just like the baby versions too, right?

$25.80 ➠ Amazon

Strawberry Fields Forever Adult Baby Romper

Strawberry Fields Forever Adult Baby Romper

I named this onesie Strawberry Fields Forever because it has strawberries all over it, and because babies make about as much sense to me when they talk as The Beatles do when they sing the lyrics to "Strawberry Field Forever." What? What are you saying?! You're hungry? You're high? You're wet? You're delusional? Waaahhh! Make it stop!

Well. It appears this adult romper's added flourish, the sewn-on Crybaby bib applies no just to its wearer.

$32.80 ➠ Amazon

Harley Quinn Adult Baby Romper

Harley Quinn Adult Baby Romper
Harley Quinn Adult Baby Romper

This Harley Quinn-style bodysuit is almost the least sexy of the bunch, because except for its crotchal buttons, it pretty much looks like something I see girls on the street wearing every day. What i mean is, the Harley Quinn fantasy has been done already. In many, many ways.

Sexy adult lady in a green dinosaur legless sleep suit, though, that's hot and novel.

$34.99 ➠ Amazon
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