Mini Materials Mid-Century Modern Wood Furniture Kits

$15 - $20 Mini Materials »

Here's a little mid-century modern - no, a Mini mid-century modern - to brighten your day. Mini Materials has released a Mid-Century Modern Collection of 1:12 scale wood furniture kits highlighting the iconic American...

Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife

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Ooh, know what I'd like in addition to a Kuhn Rikon Strawberry Knife right now? A fat quart of summer-ripe strawberries. And while I'd normally call a strawberry knife too specialized to serve as a viable kitchen tool...

HAVEN Connect Floor-Mounted Smart Door Lock

Discontinued

A deadbolt alternative for your doors, the HAVEN Connect smart lock mounts to the floor just inside the threshold to provide a doorstop-style fortification at the door's strongest point - its base. According to HAVEN...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

$299.99 Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

I tried to curate my collection of 11 of the most expensive things for sale on Amazon not just according to their cost, but also their substance, how well they present, whether or not I looked at their price, read their description, and still wondered, What is this thing? So I guess a better way...

Ka-Bar Wrench Knife

$45.22 Amazon »

Ka-Bar's Wrench Knife is a wrench in name only, though a knife also in practice. Its drop point fixed blade is 3.0" long, and the knife's total 7.125" length is made from a single piece of 425 high-carbon stainless steel...

Bottomless Mimosa Glass

$15 Amazon »

A Bottomless Mimosa Glass is at least one good thing about having to eat brunch at home for the time being. Even restaurants that claim to serve bottomless mimosas on Sunday mornings are unlikely to have this - or allow...

Dollar Bill Speed Cube

$18.86 Amazon »

I'll always have at least $1 to my name with the Dollar Bill Speed Cube. Even better, if I learn to complete the 3 x 3 x 3 puzzle in a respectable amount of time, maybe I can turn it into a viable side hustle. Or if I'm...

Mini Cereal Boxes Puzzle Pack

$16.99 Amazon »

Cereal and puzzles have already featured prominently in my life these past several weeks, but now! I can join their forces and go all Voltron with my entertainment. And, like Voltron, this Mini Cereal Boxes puzzle pack...

Pocket Cane - Ultra-Compact Walking Cane

$49 Amazon »

Instant pimp, at your service. And, sure, the Pocket Cane is also a convenient and less cumbersome way for the injured and elderly to keep a walking stick close at hand...

100 Side Hustles

$19.08 Amazon »

Author Chris Guillebeau's 100 Side Hustles: Unexpected Ideas for Making Extra Money Without Quitting Your Day Job was released in June 2019. Come June 2020, a more fitting title might be 100 Hustles: Unexpected Ideas...

Nemo Flyer Self-Inflating Sleeping Pad

$119.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Thick and plush - 2 words that don't often come to mind when you think of backpacking and camping sleeping accommodations. The Nemo Flyer, a new self-inflating sleeping pad, believes it can change the perception with...

Sling Puck

$20.99 - $47.95 Amazon »

Sling Puck can teach us a life lesson about compromise, kids. Maybe Mama and Pop told you no firing slingshots in the house. And then when you put down your pellets and Pocket Shot and picked up your puck and stick, they...

Some of these 14 genius products I wish I'd invented fall into the category of Dude! Why didn't I think of that? while others, I'll humbly admit, go a little beyond my thinking cap capabilities. And we all have at least one idea we know we thought of first when we see someone else package and bring...

Safety Light Curtains - Security Sensors & Alarm

$185 Amazon »

Safety Light Curtains could be the newest addition to my PPE. Face Mask: check. Hand sanitizer: check. Thermometer and O2 pulse oximeter: check. Motion sensitive light grating that sounds an alarm when someone breaches...

MysteryVibe Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$199 Mystery Vibe »

Just because MysteryVibe's Tenuto is the sex tech company's first wearable vibrator for men doesn't mean they're not cocky about its skills - they say the Tenuto is the world's most advanced male vibrator. And given the...

Disposable Skin Stapler & Staple Remover

$23.99 Amazon »

That's a nasty gash, but...you sure you want to go to the ER? Even with them all stretched to capacity, and me all standing here with a Disposable Skin Stapler set? And, I mean, you spent the last month mastering the...

Wing Chun Kung Fu Training Ring

$12.99 Amazon »

If everybody wants to have fun tonight, everybody should Wing Chun tonight. Don't know how to Wing Chun? I can help you learn! Haha, sike. I can hardly punch the buttons on my building's elevator without missing a couple...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$24.45 Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Smart Sterilizing Bed Robot

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Feeling lonely and isolated? Cheer up! According to the ROCKUBOT smart sterilizing bed robot, "Nobody sleeps alone." You snuggle up next to at least a bazillion bacteria every time you lie down at night. And don't worry...

Foosball Table Cooler

Discontinued

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Skull Decanter Set with Skull Shot Glasses

$49.99 Amazon »

Stay thirsty, my friends. If you don't, you might end up like the dead dude in this Skull Decanter Set, drowned in the glass globe of whiskey he couldn't drink himself out of...

Steel Tongue Drum

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Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 11-tone pentatonic scales...

Lumio UV Self-Cleaning Electric Toothbrush

$59 - $70 Lumio »

Point your magic toothbrush and say, Lumio! to behold a different kind of wand-lighting charm. One that projects light inward, rather than outward, as the Lumio electric toothbrush head automatically retracts inside its...