Foosball Table Cooler
It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get my hustlin' mama off the cooler's foosball tabletop when someone - and eventually everyone - wants to open the lid. You want your brews? Gotta get past Mama Foos!
See, at first glance a foosball table cooler seems like an awesome party gift, but like many things in life, it will probably turn out to be a double-edged foosman.
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.