X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight
When you're camping and need to take a whiz in the middle of the night, why use some weak ass lantern or stick flashlight to shine a hazy path in front of you when you can use an X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight to blast the entire forest with the illuminating power of a thousand suns?!
OK, maybe not quite that intense, but 25,000 lumens is a crazy number of lumens for OLIGHT to stuff in this otherwise benign-looking handheld torch. I think if you did use it to light the way to a whiz spot it would be like how 2017's total solar eclipse tricked all the animals into thinking it was suddenly nighttime, but the other way around.
The X9R Marauder's power comes from 6 x Cree XHP70.2 LEDs. With it 25K-lumen output, the flashlight can illuminate up to 689 yards in front of you, which is like 6 total football fields, which is kind of unnecessary for me because I can't see that far even on a sunny day with nary a cloud in the sky.
For those who don't want to go full-on Clark-Griswold-with-the-Christmas-lights every time they turn their X9R Marauder on, the torch does have 8 adjustable brightness levels, plus a proximity sensor that automatically reduces the output when objects are too close to it. It also has a thermal management component so it won't set stuff on fire.
Included rechargeable batteries power the X9R Marauder flashlight for up to 27 hours.