Tools

Olight Warrior X Turbo 1000-Meter Flashlight

$149.95 Amazon »

When Mother Nature throws darkness, you throw Olight. And when some dude in the park throws shade about your obnoxious flashlight, you...don't even notice because the Warrior X Turbo is throwing a full 1,100 lumens of...

Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope

The Zoom Tube Monocular Telescope weighs just 9.5 ounces, so you can pack it up and take it along on any adventure. Non-creepy adventures only, please, peeping toms and stalkers! Sporting events. Hiking and mountaineering...

Rapid-Rope Extreme Utility Rope

$24.95 Amazon »

If soap on a rope is your go-to gift for Dad, mix things up this year with Rapid-Rope. AKA rope in can! The extreme utility rope is a Shark Tank-backed piece of outdoor and survival gear that sees 120 feet of flat-braid...

USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete

$59.99 Amazon »

Become a US Marine Corps hacker, and proudly slash your way through the blackberry bushes in your backyard, with this officially licenced USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete. Features include a 17-3/10" stainless steel swingin'...

Paracord-Wrapped Knuckle Duster

$9.88 Amazon »

Which would you rather add to your survival kit: paracord, which has myriad uses; or a knuckle duster, which really has only one? Aw, dude, don't ask me that I can't decide! The paracord, the knuckle duster, I just...it's...it's...

Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

$27.68 Amazon »

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

Lever Gear BitVault

$39.95 Amazon »

The Lever Gear BitVault is both for your bits and your bits 'n' pieces. Beneath its sliding drawer the EDC keychain tool has a segmented chamber that holds hex bits, pills, toothpicks, a bill or two of cash, phone adapters...

EST Torch L1 Headlamp

$119.99 EST »

World, get ready for your "most versatile flashlight." At least according to EST, who says their Torch L1 Headlamp will suit any illumination requirements you have, from any location you require...

Urban EDC Nessie Knife

Nessie seems like one of the kinder deadly mythical beasts out there - at least in name, versus succubi, wendigos, and The Bogeyman - but Urban EDC Supply promises their Urban EDC Nessie Knife is "a beast among beasts."...

Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife

$34.99 Amazon »

Not a whole lot that looks safe about this Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife, but I guess compared to JHO Knives' Nug, this ring knife is almost cuddle ready. Doesn't hurt that it comes in an array of rainbow colors, and...

3-Inch Air Horn

$13.49 Amazon »

These tiny 3-inch air horns put big sound in the palm of your hand. And also the breath of your lungs. Operating off of human rather than compressed air, the 3-inch barrels require you to channel your inner boogie-woogie...

Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers

$6.99 Amazon »

Oh no!! It's Uncle Bill!* If anyone under 40 knows what that's a reference to - and, no, it's not Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers - email me for your 80s Trivia Stud trophy...

National Park Scented Safety Matches

I feel like National Park Scented Safety Matches should be less of a fun gift for outdoors enthusiasts and more, like...a bad April Fool's joke. With all the forest fires we've been plagued with the past several years?...

Boat Gadget 10-in-1 Boat Tool

$32.99 Amazon »

Made by boaters, for boaters, the Boat Gadget is a 10-in-1 boat tool whose first two tools listed are "bottle opener" and "corkscrew wine opener." And that tells me about all I need to know about the boaters who made...

Fat Rope Stick Emergency Fire Starter

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You wanna piece of my Fat Rope Stick? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, dude - whack! - here you go. Now rub it between your palms to fluff it up, and go start me a campfire...

Myerchin Marlin Spike

$26.22 Amazon »

Myerchin's Marlin Spike is too big to be a toothpick, too small to be a fire poker, too blunt to skewer me some kebabs...so what exactly is it? What the EDConundrum is a marlin spike?...

CRKT Provoke First Responder Morphing Pocket Knife

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Whether you're warning someone not to provoke you, or getting ready to do some provokin' yourself, the CRKT Provoke First Responder is a morphing, karambit-style pocket knife at your service...

Estwing Machete with Saw-Back Blade

$43.60 Amazon »

The Estwing Machete with its saw-back blade brings us a lifehack in all senses of the word. Literally, this bad boy will hack away all the shizit in your life - from blackberry bushes overtaking the backyard to kindling-ripe...

M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe

$109.99 Amazon »

While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use...

Line Cutterz Ring - Quick Fishing Line Cutter

$11.75 - $16.99 Amazon »

The Line Cutterz ring makes cutting fishing line a snap - right through the dual-sided stainless steel blade nestled under the protective curve of the tool's raised top. Line Cutterz can snip through braid, fluorocarbon...

Tough Tesla 2.0 Outdoor Lighter

$29.97 Amazon »

Tesla coils, plasma beams, arc lighters. So many names for the Tough Tesla style of electric flamemaker that sparks via a USB-rechargeable battery, and powers through both wind and rain to get your wick, your campfire...

Omniblade Machete Multi-Tool

$59.99 Amazon »

Uh, I know it's called an Omniblade, but I still wonder if it's wise to hold this apocalypse-ready machete multi-tool from omni ends. For example, it seems like the Omniblade grip the dude in the photo has chosen is just...

MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight

$669.95 Amazon »

Since 2020 has been so dark and depressing, why don't we try to spread some light throughout the rest of the year. Look here, I've got a Gonex 18,000 lumen flashlight I'm gonna flick on and...huh. Didn't even make a dent...

Benchmade 3300BK-2001 Limited Edition Infidel OTF Knife

$525 Benchmade »

I'm feelin' so blue...but finally in a good way now that I've seen Benchmade's 3300BK-2001 knife, an Unlimited Limited edition of their Infidel Family OTF blades...