Tools

Not a whole lot that looks safe about this Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife, but I guess compared to JHO Knives' Nug, this ring knife is almost cuddle ready. Doesn't hurt that it comes in an array of rainbow colors, and...

These tiny 3-inch air horns put big sound in the palm of your hand. And also the breath of your lungs. Operating off of human rather than compressed air, the 3-inch barrels require you to channel your inner boogie-woogie...

Oh no!! It's Uncle Bill!* If anyone under 40 knows what that's a reference to - and, no, it's not Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers - email me for your 80s Trivia Stud trophy...

I feel like National Park Scented Safety Matches should be less of a fun gift for outdoors enthusiasts and more, like...a bad April Fool's joke. With all the forest fires we've been plagued with the past several years?...

Made by boaters, for boaters, the Boat Gadget is a 10-in-1 boat tool whose first two tools listed are "bottle opener" and "corkscrew wine opener." And that tells me about all I need to know about the boaters who made...

You wanna piece of my Fat Rope Stick? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, dude - whack! - here you go. Now rub it between your palms to fluff it up, and go start me a campfire...

Myerchin's Marlin Spike is too big to be a toothpick, too small to be a fire poker, too blunt to skewer me some kebabs...so what exactly is it? What the EDConundrum is a marlin spike?...

Whether you're warning someone not to provoke you, or getting ready to do some provokin' yourself, the CRKT Provoke First Responder is a morphing, karambit-style pocket knife at your service...

The Estwing Machete with its saw-back blade brings us a lifehack in all senses of the word. Literally, this bad boy will hack away all the shizit in your life - from blackberry bushes overtaking the backyard to kindling-ripe...

While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use...

The Line Cutterz ring makes cutting fishing line a snap - right through the dual-sided stainless steel blade nestled under the protective curve of the tool's raised top. Line Cutterz can snip through braid, fluorocarbon...

Tesla coils, plasma beams, arc lighters. So many names for the Tough Tesla style of electric flamemaker that sparks via a USB-rechargeable battery, and powers through both wind and rain to get your wick, your campfire...

Uh, I know it's called an Omniblade, but I still wonder if it's wise to hold this apocalypse-ready machete multi-tool from omni ends. For example, it seems like the Omniblade grip the dude in the photo has chosen is just...

Since 2020 has been so dark and depressing, why don't we try to spread some light throughout the rest of the year. Look here, I've got a Gonex 18,000 lumen flashlight I'm gonna flick on and...huh. Didn't even make a dent...

I'm feelin' so blue...but finally in a good way now that I've seen Benchmade's 3300BK-2001 knife, an Unlimited Limited edition of their Infidel Family OTF blades...

The 3-in-1 Leaf Rake from Alterra Tools is here to make yardwork and fall cleanup fast and fun!...

The Jackery Portable Power Station Explorer 240 is a lunchbox-sized tagalong pal for outdoor adventures that demand forms of entertainment other than the outdoors and adventures. You know, laptops, drones, your Nintendo...

To my mama: I came in like a wreeeee-cking bar / I never pried so hard outdoors / All I wanted was to strip your walls / Of the siding that was lee-ee-eeky / Yeah it was lee-ee-eeky...

There was a girl named Pilar in my class in 1st grade. She was very popular because her mom knew how to make pinatas and always sent one to school chock full of Laffy Taffy and Smarties for major holidays, such as Halloween...

Just when the 6-in-1 pliers guy thought he had it made. He must be absolutely wracking his septaphobic mind trying to find his way back to the top of the plier chain. Let's see, according to the listing these 7-in-1 pliers...

One thing I learned from the video for the Pit Boss Fire Pit Poker - and world's largest bottle opener! - is that it might be fun to play Jenga with my campfire logs. I wonder how long it takes to operate the 58" steel...

While no one likes having a wrench thrown in their plans, it does seem you dudes enjoy have a wrench to accompany them. I bring you this titanium wrench pocket knife multi-tool hot on the nuts and bolts of the Ka-Bar...

The Eagle Claw Takes! No! Prisoners! Made of titanium and sharpened to a fine and ominous talon point, this beastly weapon slashes through skin and impales vital organs hooks over door handles and punches elevator buttons...

The Wild Turkey Tracker Knife tracks neither live wild turkey nor bottled Wild Turkey, though if you try to use it as such, you yourself could be considered a turkey gone wild, and therefore the ideal owner of a Wild...