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Star Shower Laser Christmas Lights

By: on November 18, 2015
$56
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You can Sparkle Magic the oak tree in your front yard. You can make a Snow Flurry down your exterior siding. Or you can unleash a Star Shower across your entire property. All of these laser-projected holiday lights produce similar dazzling visual effects with minimal effort, so which one you pick, as with the Chewie Claus or Vader Claus Star Wars Ugly Christmas sweater, is really just a matter of taste.

And maybe budget. Star Shower's projectors seem to be selling at a much lower price point than the other two. They also have the best reviews at an average of 4-1/2 stars from over 300 Amazon buyers. Each unit stakes in the grass and beams over 600 square feet of tiny dots over any surface in its path. Star Shower LEDs allow for the display of either thousands of green "stars" or a green and red star combo.

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