Garden

My mama says she's going to get me a pair of Lawn Aerator Shoes, because when I start stomping around her house all teed off she's asking me to do even more yard work, I may as well be improving the health of her lawn...

Give your outdoor plants a better chance of surviving a temperamental spring, or a gardener who doesn't really know what they're doing, with this Vented Garden Grow Frame, a sort of miniature greenhouse for fledgling...

I've always considered myself a bit of a draft horse - able to move some weight, haul a load, but with no real style or elegance...or coordination behind it. I plow through the job, but it's not pretty...

All your dirty cars, dirty pavers, dirty patio furniture, dirty camping dishes, dirty dogs, and maybe even your dirty selves are gonna love the HotWave, a heated hose nozzle sprayer that provides on-demand hot water...

Who needs a NETVUE Birdfy Lite smart bird feeder fitted with a camera and camera-recharging solar panels when you have a property like the one in the photo to look out over? Huge grassy yard, lush landscaping, situated...

Most wheelbarrows tend to be a bit...unwheeldy, if you will...but this collapsible canvas wheelbarrow from Creative Outdoor Distributor looks like a storage and maneuverability gem. Not to mention an excellent representative...

Knee pads that slip over the handles of your garden tools, now that is a kneet idea! Resourceful too. But...comfortable? I'm not so sure...

The HummViewer is a wearable hummingbird feeder that essentially inserts a pair of hummingbird feeder straws into COVID face shield, and tops it with a redesigned Devo hat. It looks absolutely ridiculous. But...

Claw your way into Fall - and spooky season - with a Claw Hose Holder in black, silver, or gold. I never thought much of hose racks prior to seeing the falcon talons on these designs from Garden Glory. And given how much...

The leaves may not be falling yet, but look at them up there. All green and wispy, shaking their golden ratioed little asses in the wind. They're just biding their time. Waiting for a few brisk nights. A random September...

Ooh, get part lawnmower, part Back to the Future with Sun Joe's Electric Hover Mower. The plug-in grass barber's 10-amp motor spins at up to 7,000 RPM, creating a cushion of air, and its namesake hover effect. Look, Ma!...

Not much of a green thumb? Well then, use this Seeding Square gardening template and make sure all the little plants you grow...die perfectly positioned within its square foot grid. Wamp, wamp. The Seeding Square will...

No woman, NoCry. No dude, no dad, and no mama NoCry either, if you give them a pair of these home and gardening knee pads. The maintenance, construction, and yard work companions pad and protect your ache-prone knee joints...

Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less...

"With RotoShovel, you can drill it, dig it, scoop it, or plant it!" Ugh, battery-operated automatic shovel making it easier or not, none of those activities sound fun to me. But, alas, I have a mama, and my mama has demands...

Eva Solo can help you be anything but, cozying up at their FireGlobe fire pit with your favorite lady or dude. Or, maybe even better, a furry friend who likes to cuddle...

I wouldn't call the Soil Key a 3-in-1 Trowel, Saw & Hatchet Tool. I'd call it a 4-in-1 Trowel, Saw, Hatchet & Deadpool Symbol Tool. The Deadpool part being the primary reason I'd want to own the Soil Key, since I'm not...

The Outer Fire Pit Table is an all-in-one backyard table, fireplace, and interactive BBQ. Use its griddle pans and stands to grill & chill on the patio throughout the year, or just cozy up alongside the open flame dancing...

Hot off the Polar Bear Express, and ready to seat you...or eat you, depending on how well they fed him on the train...say hello to the Polar Bear Garden Bench from Design Toscano. Sculptural, functional, and ready to...

Team up, build a hangout space, make connections, get in the Zome. The Zome Building Kit is a dynamic DIY shelter developed by Giant Grass, a design firm with a sweet name, and an even better purpose: exploring architectural...

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who...