Garden

Claw Hose Holders

$229 Garden Glory »

Claw your way into Fall - and spooky season - with a Claw Hose Holder in black, silver, or gold. I never thought much of hose racks prior to seeing the falcon talons on these designs from Garden Glory. And given how much...

Gardena Leaf & Lawn Collector

$395.70 Amazon »

The leaves may not be falling yet, but look at them up there. All green and wispy, shaking their golden ratioed little asses in the wind. They're just biding their time. Waiting for a few brisk nights. A random September...

Sun Joe Electric Hover Mower

$95.41 Amazon »

Ooh, get part lawnmower, part Back to the Future with Sun Joe's Electric Hover Mower. The plug-in grass barber's 10-amp motor spins at up to 7,000 RPM, creating a cushion of air, and its namesake hover effect. Look, Ma!...

Seeding Square - Square Foot Gardening Template

$29.95 Amazon »

Not much of a green thumb? Well then, use this Seeding Square gardening template and make sure all the little plants you grow...die perfectly positioned within its square foot grid. Wamp, wamp. The Seeding Square will...

NoCry Home & Gardening Knee Pads

$12.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

No woman, NoCry. No dude, no dad, and no mama NoCry either, if you give them a pair of these home and gardening knee pads. The maintenance, construction, and yard work companions pad and protect your ache-prone knee joints...

Mouse Melon Seeds

$3.29 Etsy »

Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less...

RotoShovel - Handheld Automatic Shovel

$149.99 - $189.99 Amazon »

"With RotoShovel, you can drill it, dig it, scoop it, or plant it!" Ugh, battery-operated automatic shovel making it easier or not, none of those activities sound fun to me. But, alas, I have a mama, and my mama has demands...

FireGlobe Fire Pit

Sold Out Amazon »

Eva Solo can help you be anything but, cozying up at their FireGlobe fire pit with your favorite lady or dude. Or, maybe even better, a furry friend who likes to cuddle...

The Soil Key - 3-in-1 Trowel, Saw & Hatchet Tool

$100 Etsy »

I wouldn't call the Soil Key a 3-in-1 Trowel, Saw & Hatchet Tool. I'd call it a 4-in-1 Trowel, Saw, Hatchet & Deadpool Symbol Tool. The Deadpool part being the primary reason I'd want to own the Soil Key, since I'm not...

Outer Fire Pit Table

$4,450 Outer »

The Outer Fire Pit Table is an all-in-one backyard table, fireplace, and interactive BBQ. Use its griddle pans and stands to grill & chill on the patio throughout the year, or just cozy up alongside the open flame dancing...

Polar Bear Garden Bench

$2,620.86 Amazon »

Hot off the Polar Bear Express, and ready to seat you...or eat you, depending on how well they fed him on the train...say hello to the Polar Bear Garden Bench from Design Toscano. Sculptural, functional, and ready to...

Giant Grass Zome Building Kit

$1,450 Giant Grass »

Team up, build a hangout space, make connections, get in the Zome. The Zome Building Kit is a dynamic DIY shelter developed by Giant Grass, a design firm with a sweet name, and an even better purpose: exploring architectural...

Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...

GardenSharp Garden Tool Sharpener

$10.99 Amazon »

Wait, is the reason I loathe doing yard work at my mama's house that all of her garden tools and lawnmower blades are dull? If I use the GardenSharp tool sharpener, will these tasks suddenly turn from dreaded chores into...

Freddy Krueger Fire Pit

$1,491.09 Etsy »

One, two, Freddy's coming for you...if you can afford him. And afford the whopping 66- to 70-week wait time Freddy Krueger Fire Pit maker Burned By Design needs to hand build this horrifying...yet glorious...yet really...

Knight Gnome Garden Statues

$29.69 - $179.09 Etsy »

If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who...

EZ Leaf Hauler Cleanup Tarp for Lawns & Gardens

$34.86 - $36.09 Amazon »

I don't know if using the EZ Leaf Hauler is as easy as shortening the word "easy" to "EZ" in the lawn and garden tool's name was, but with stakes to hold it in place, and 6 built-in handles for carrying and maneuvering...

Hummingbird Ring Feeder

$4.99 Amazon »

Hand-, or rather, finger-feed your garden's most adorable guests with a Hummingbird Ring Feeder. The oversized ring is a scaled-down version of a standard plastic hummingbird feeder, with a bottom reservoir for the sugar...

Breaking Physics Cauliflower

$1.50 Etsy »

Nothing like looking at a nice alien head of cauliflower to jump start my morning! I almost didn't need coffee to wake up when I saw this little green man cruciferous vegetable. I feel like I could use it as the subject...

Ladybug, Bee & Butterfly House

$12.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

I recently went to my city's botanical gardens and saw these ladybug, bee & butterfly houses all over the place. Except since I don't like reading informational placards, I had no idea they were ladybug, bee & butterfly...

Yardroid Smart Landscaping Tank

Designing the Yardroid to look like a mini tank is pretty much all they needed to do to make me want this smart landscaping robot. But Yardroid takes the whole robotic lawn mower concept, like, 8 steps further with both...

Skidger Xtreme Weeder

$45 Amazon »

Make pulling weeds a skidge easier with the Skidger Xtreme Weeder. The long-armed scuffle hoe features a 6" V-blade with an open design Skidger says enables it to slice through weeds no matter where they're growing. Neither...

Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)

$118.50 Etsy »

The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...

NetZero Mycelium Orbs - Capture 1 Ton of Lawn/Yard CO2

$75 - $125 indiegogo »

Think of NetZero Mycelium Orbs as bath bombs for your backyard. Bath bombs that, like any good bath bomb, will rejuvenate your soil and energize your plants' root systems, but will also do one better: the ectomycorrhizae...