Slice Ceramic Safety Cutter
Slice makes kinder, gentler tools in soothing hues to perform some of life's rigorous and thankless tasks. Such as opening boxes and impossibly-sealed packages. Hacking through shrink-wrap. Clipping coupons. At least those are the primary orders of business for Slice's ceramic Safety Cutter. With a microscopic blade that's nearly as hard as diamonds, the Safety Cutter serves as an effective and easy-to-use slashing tool that just as effectively and easily avoids slashing its slashers themselves.
The Slice Safety Cutter has seen widespread use in place of knives, scissors, and traditional box cutters in industrial, office, and residential settings. It is nearly impossible to injure yourself using one. (That said, neither Slice nor I will assume responsibility if you take that assertion as a challenge.) The cutter's recessed ceramic blade has been designed to last longer than steel, and will never rust. It also has a built-in magnet so I've used it to extract my dollars off of Keebler Fudge Stripes, I can then use it to mount them to my refrigerator.
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