Tools

1-Second Cable Tie Opener & Preserver

$9.99 Amazon »

While cutting cable ties is certainly on my list of Funnest Things To Do in Life - especially if they're wrapped around something fragile like glass that could potential shatter in my face during my cutting efforts -...

Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener

$5.99 Amazon »

How many steps does it take to dull a knife? No clue, but with Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener, I know exactly how many it takes to sharpen one. The same number as Lynryd Skynyrd needs the mister to give him towards the...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$99.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...

Rolling Toolbox Stool

$119 Amazon »

I see a lot of rolling toolboxes on the road but this Rolling Toolbox Stool looks like the kind of rolling toolbox I'd actually like to interact with. Or at least, since sitting on it would definitely turn me into my...

Slobproof Fillable Brush Pens for Paint Touch-Ups

$9.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate...

Mammoth Grips

$19.95 Mammoth Grip »

Make me a pack mule, and I look like an ass. But make me a mammoth, and I become a King of the Pleistocene. Mammoth Grips are extra-strong carry handles that enable you to double, triple, maybe even octuple your load...

Socket Blocker - Outlet Cover for Drywall & Painting

$5.99 Amazon »

Socket Blockers are domed adhesive covers for outlets and light switches that protect electrical components from getting clogged with paint and debris when you're sprucing up your wall color or doing drywall work. It...

GIGA Pump 2.0 Portable Air Pump & Vacuum Sealer

$32.99 Amazon »

The GIGA Pump 2.0 portable air pump and vacuum sealer arrives just in time to bid winter GIGA-bye, and tell summer to GIGA-up! At about the size of a doorknob, MicroNovelty's GIGA Pump 2.0 is a rechargeable mighty mite...

Cosco Shifter - 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly

$65.54 - $100.08 Amazon »

The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling, is a Valentine's Day no-brainer if I ever saw one. And in case you were thinking twice about getting the hand truck as a gift for your...

Keyhole Companion - No-Measure Keyhole Slot Marker

$21.95 Amazon »

Gotta say, I'm a big fan of mounting things. And while the Keyhole Companion is a specialized tool for making it easier to mount things with only a specific type of slot, I can still see how this no-measure helper could...

Welltop 3D Woodworking Ruler

$11.99 Amazon »

Welltop's 3D Woodworking Ruler gives you every angle - and line, arc, and circle - on your carpentry and other construction projects. The mitre angle measuring tool condenses 10 functions into its 8.46" x 2.44" x 2.8"...

KneeBlades - Rolling Knee Pads

$54.99 Amazon »

KneeBlades are rolling knee pads for home repairs and maintenance. DIY upgrades and rehabs. The domestic sports many of us play every day. Or at least a couple times a month when our mamas call us with a new busted something...

VZ Punch Ripper

$80 VZ Grips »

Two choices with the VZ Punch Ripper: 1) Get your paws off; or 2) Get a bludgeoning, clawing 2.1" G-10 paw to the face...

Alessi Firebird 2.0 Arc Lighter

$156 Alessi »

Alessi calling this arc lighter the "Firebird 2.0" is like me calling this pool float the "Waterbird 2.0." I mean, I get the fire, but there's nothing bird about the lighter's design. I know it's probably too uncouth...

FLYK Multi-Purpose Package Opener

I hope I can give the FLYK package opener a big ol' LYK because I spend at least an hour and 5 papercuts a day opening packages these days. Maybe it's a cardboard box with an Amazon shipment. Maybe it's the 3 cardboard...

Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer

Sold Out Amazon »

If I had a Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer / I'd-a hammer in the morning / I'd-a hammer in the evening / And then I'd snuggle up with it in be-ed / Because this hammer is ti-ny! / This hammer is a-dor-able! / This hammer...

FLEXIT Flashlight

$21.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Of all the flexibility and flexible things I could have in my life, I never would have guessed a flashlight would be one of the most valuable. The FLEXIT is a bendable, wrappable, and, thanks to its magnetic rubber base...

Nite Ize GearTies - Reusable Rubber Twist Ties

$2.98 - $19.59 Amazon »

Nite Ize brings us organization with a twist. Their GearTie line is an enhanced version of your bag of sliced bread's favorite closure, the twist tie. GearTies are flexible, reusable securing tools coated in a tough rubber...

GiantMouse Morbid Mouse Mini Titanium Bottle Opener

The Morbid Mouse don't want no stinkin' cheese. He wants your bottles of craft brew. Your Dos Equis. Even your Bud Light Lime once you're wasted enough to forget it's twist off...

Plastic Bottle Rope Makers - Turn Trash Into Rope

$13 - $20 Grim Workshop »

Grim Workshop has struck gold plastic! The functional tool brand's new plastic rope bottle makers, the Cordage Card, Cordage Tag, and Cordage Micro Tool, look as fun to use as they do functional in use, and as burly as...

Honey Badger Demolition Fork

$109.99 Amazon »

Honey Badger don't give a sheet. Not a tile, trim, tack strip, or siding panel either. Honey Badger's gonna demolish you. With a fork...

Smoke Pen for Home Maintenance

$43.24 Amazon »

Where there's smoke there's usually fire, and where there's smoke and a pen, there's usually a vaporizer, but in this case, there's a Regin S220 Smoke Pen. The Smoke Pen is a home maintenance tool for smokers and non-smokers...

LignoLoc Wood Nail Gun Nails

Made by Beck, in collaboration with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, LignoLoc wooden nails are indigenous beech wood spikes that feed into LignoLoc's pneumatic nail gun for use as an alternative to aluminum nails in a range...

Tecra Tools 75-Piece Backpack Tool Kit

Discontinued

Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...