Sure the Privacy Pillow can store your cash, jewelry, passports, and mint condition first edition Star Wars action figures. Orrrr it can store other types of valuables. Types of which you may find yourself in sudden and instant need while you're in bed. Like weed. Or Darth Vader and bacon condoms. Or toys you wouldn't necessarily classify as "action figures." Though in some senses you definitely could.... A standard-sized bed pillow with a secret side compartment, the Privacy Pillow safely stashes all precious and private items, ensuring any nighttime prying eyes or wandering hands won't get to them without going through you, and maybe your very sharp teeth, first.
The Privacy Pillow's patented leather pouch remains inconspicuous and sealed regardless of movement during sleep. A custom rolled poly fill surrounds the pouch and maintains comfort even when stored items are stiff, bulbous, or made of hard plastic. You know, like an emergency flashlight. Yep, an emergency flashlight.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.