I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
- R2D2 Thermos with Sound - $20.20
- Redneck Rain Gauge (it's a big condom) - $9.15
- Playboy Lubricated Dotted Condoms - $7.49
- The Empire Strikes Back Flask - $19.99
- MAD About Star Wars - $18.06
Nice. A condom to carry my message to all the unborn children in the world. Attention would-be zygotes! I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER!
However, I would still very much like to bang your mother!
I wonder what would've happened if Vader had used protection. Maybe the Empire would have endured. Or maybe Luke and Leia are what made Anakin go all Dark Side in the first place. I wouldn't be surprised. It's a proven fact that children completely F up their parents' sanity.
Anyway, if you agree with Say It with a Condom, myself, and all men who wish to preserve their unencumbered, stable lives (and bank accounts), be smart, rubber up, and tell all the potential babies and baby mamas point blank: I will not be your father.
May the Force be with you. And only you. No seepage into someone else.