Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat
Hopefully if you're the wisecrackin' kind of lady - or dude - who sets out a Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat, you're also clever enough to set out an appropriate place for the UPS and postal workers to hide them. Like a deck box. Or a TARDIS.
The Please Hide Packages from Husband Doormat continues the recent trend of chuckle-worthy welcome mats collecting laughs and dirt around the internet. This mat is made of 100% natural coir and has dimensions of 30" x 18" x 0.5".