Miscellaneous

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

$145.99 Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Klapster Fold-Flat Staircase

Behold, the incredible disappearing...staircase? The Klapster fold-flat staircase, while more design and engineering ingenuity than pure magic, is truly a remarkable sight to see, and an even more practical installation...

microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$21.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

microMend Emergency Wound Closures give new meaning to the term "pinch one off." Marketed as a quick, safe, and way less expensive alternative to heading to the ER for stitches, microMend closures can seal lacerations...

Hold-Tight Mini Stair Handrail

$129 - $139 Etsy »

I'm thinking a Hold-Tight Mini Handrail for the 3-riser set of stairs my mama has going from her garage into her house. Because sometimes when I'm carrying a bunch of crap to do a home project for her, or just in a hurry...

Cast Iron Dragon Wood Stove Steamer

$97.47 Amazon »

When I saw this cast iron dragon wood stove steamer all I thought about was the stews and slow-cooked roasts and whole Yukon Gold and red potatoes that just happen to look like dragon eggs I was going to ask my mama to...

InstaTrim Self-Adhesive Caulk & Trim Strips

$16.95 - $82.17 Amazon »

I don't know if I'd call InstaTrim fake trim for your household, but if someone forgot to fill in the space between your baseboard and flooring, or your countertop and backsplash, or ceiling and molding, InstaTrim will...

Cocoon Sleep Sack

$90 - $290 Etsy »

You've heard of a ghillie suit? Well, Cocoon Sleep Sacks are just like...nah, they're nothing like that, but "ghillie suit for glampers" is definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw faux Clint Eastwood up there...

HUM! Rocket Humidifier

3...2...1...blast off dry eyes, parched sinuses, flaking skin, and bloody noses! The HUM! is a home humidifier shaped like a rocket, and designed to push its vapor out the bottom rather than the top, creating the superb...

PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders

$86 - $186 Etsy »

Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Mix Tape Doormat

$45 Etsy »

The Mix Tape Doormat greets guests with a little "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Walk This Way" as they head in, some "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", perhaps a round of "Love Shack" while they're hangin' with you, and then...

Flip-It! Bottle Emptying Kit

$19.99 Amazon »

I want Every. Last. Drop. Of my chocolate syrup. My wife will probably want the other 5 Flip-It! caps in this Bottle Emptying Kit for her fancy lotions, liquid soaps, and facial beautifying tinctures she swears are deliberately...

Mod Mettle Planter Box Mailboxes

$250 - $340 Etsy »

Get flowers in the mail every day with one of Mod Mettle's planter box mailboxes. The wall-mounted receptacles are made of 14-gauge steel, with a sleek, minimalist box design in your choice of Mod Mettle's hand-finished...

Mom Grass

$35 Dad Grass »

Now, Mama, before you start worrying, nagging, or otherwise getting your panties in a bunch, rest assured, Mom Grass Hemp CBG Joints are 100% legal. They're made not of the evil wakki tabakki like those marijuana cigarettes...

ECHOGEAR On-Wall Surge Protector

$15.99 Amazon »

It may look like a monstrosity growing out of your outlets, but at least ECHOGEAR's on-wall surge protector will expand your plug-in options, and keep your corded electronics and gadgets safe from electrical spikes. With...

Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays

$79.99 - $144.99 Blazy Susan »

I like how the entirety of the promo video for Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays is just a tray stocked with smoking gear spinning 'round and 'round...and 'round to some chill electronic background music. Like the Blazy...

Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit

Not just a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit, but a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit...and Cuddle Companion. Being this tubular air circulator is from Japan, I'm surprised they didn't add that last bit themselves...

Sweet Treat Spinning Ice Cream Cone Sex Toy

$39.95 Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, loooooves ice cream cones. Especially swirly soft-serve ice cream cones. And especially ice cream cones that look like Satisfyer's Sweet Treat, because this ice cream cone isn't so...

PediPocket Foot Pocket Blanket

$24.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

I received a PediPocket Blanket, and can confirm it is indeed a plush, extra-long fleece blanket with a foot pocket at the bottom. And that foot pocket indeed keeps your toes tucked in and safe from any nefarious attempts...

Splitz Bedding - Split Blanket & Sheet Sets for Couples

$85 - $210 Splitz Bedding »

Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...

Mast Humidifier - Natural Japanese Cypress Humidifier

$95 - $139 IPPINKA »

The Mast Humidifier is a design- and eco-friendly option for bringing some moisture back to your parched home and sandpaper sinuses this winter. Made of hinoki, Japanese cypress, the Mast Humidifier uses no electricity...

SleepMuffs Sound-Blocking Neck Pillow

$100 Blisstil »

Sure, SleepMuffs look a little silly on their wearer, but consider: 1) you're either wearing the sound-blocking neck pillow while sleeping in your bed, a time and place (presumably) no one is judging how you look; or...

Volcano Ashtray

Sold Out Amazon »

If 2021 is gonna erupt, I hope it's in a good way, such as with this Volcano Ashtray and a big fat doobie sending smoke out its crater. Available in 2 different designs, neither of which appear to be modeled after any...

mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes

$19.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

mcStick it on, mcMessage it up, and then mcWash it all away and start again. Post-It users, are you mcLovin' these mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes as much as I am?...