Miscellaneous

Rain Boots Umbrella Holder

$58.30 - $72.16 Amazon »

It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...

REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers

$199 - $279 Amazon »

I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...

Ass Knuckles

$7.49 Etsy »

Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...

Bottoms Up Doorbell

$199 Amazon »

Cheers! Tchin-tchin! Salude! ... Hey, can someone get the doorbell! The Bottoms Up Doorbell from Dutch design house Droog is a toast to wine lovers and party hosts, the perfect chime for announcing their guests...

Handcrafted Metal Tree Driveway & Side Gates

$728 - $25,645 Etsy »

Now these are what I call Giving Trees. Handcrafted metal gates that are giving me all the feels to see and envision at the bottom of my own driveway. And giving me all the hope that someday someone will be giving me...

Wedge Pillow Headboard

$109.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Hard headboards, and even most of the soft, quilted ones, don't lend themselves so well to reading and scrolling in bed. And the pillows you sleep on, the ones that move and get mushed down and misshapen when you try...

Heatless Flame Essential Oil Diffuser & Humidifier

$22.99 Amazon »

It's earth, wind, and fire! Well, presuming you fill this diffuser with a cedarwood or baking spice essential oil, fire up the fan on its cool mist humidifier, and ignite its heatless flame to achieve the ambience and...

Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat

$22.99 Amazon »

Will the Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat finally get my mama off my back about my feet? My feet that are only wet and muddy and covered with ice melt because I was out shoveling her sidewalk?...

Shaggy Duvet Cover

$49.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...

Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket

$80 Amazon »

"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...

Telescoping Christmas Ornament Storage Box

Sold Out Amazon »

Decorating the Christmas tree: fun, festive, and full of egg-nog-filled Moose Mugs. Un-decorating the Christmas tree: suckage. Usually accompanied by tedious ornament wrapping, a few broken ornaments, string light bulb...

Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater

$99.99 Amazon »

Conquer drafty rooms and thermostat dictators who refuse your freezing bones anything above 64 degrees with the Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater. The portable unit's 1500W PTC ceramic heating technology needs just 2...

Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard

$114.99 - $129.99 Amazon »

Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...

Fleece Fitted Mattress Cover

$83.68 Amazon »

Wow. You gotta be one cold woman to want to sleep on top of a mattress cover made of fleece. I'm not talking cold in the soul like my ex-girlfriend Karen. I'm talking cold in the toes that feel like ice cubes in a torture...

Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)

$40 - $65 Etsy »

These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...

The Mini Jumbotron

$2,195 - $3,195 The Mini Jumbotron »

The Mini Jumbotron! It's an oxymoron for your mancave! An oxymoron that's so cool it's fire too, with the design's quad of TVs able to pump out 4 different channels for sports fans during the NCAA Tournament or on NFL...

Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase

$25 Amazon »

The Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase is a great gift for kids, but not kids who can't handle things being taken away from them. Because while they'll relish doodling and tic-tac-toeing in glow-in-the-dark...

Continuous Spray Bottle with Ultra-Fine Mist

$7.95 - $9.99 Amazon »

Are you ready for continuous mist? That's right, Continuous. Mist. Because that's what this spray bottle offers. CONTINUOUS MIST. The texture? Oh, it's ultra-fine. Yep, just when you thought life was getting worse, something...

Wall Sconce Fly Trap

$39.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

I do like me some bug zappers. Unfortunately, these Wall Sconce Fly Traps from Faicuk do not zap flies, they capture them in ultra-sticky glue boards. But Faicuk says this method is, in fact, even better, because it eliminates...

Sunsa Wand - Retrofit Automatic Device for Blinds

$154 Amazon »

This retrofit wand will automate and motorize your existing blinds, so you can keep the blinds you love...or hate, but still already have installed. Makes a lot of Sunsa, 'eh?...

Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe

$34 Etsy »

Get a grip on your puff-puff-pastime - a real solid grip with this Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipe. Lightweight and made especially for a 5-fingered grip, the pipe gives smokers two options for their inhalation pleasure:...

Quakehold! Museum Putty

$11.99 Amazon »

Quakehold!, according to my wife, is Museum Putty! we must use for our cat Zanzibarrrr! who keeps threatening to knock over the raku pottery vase her parents gave her for her birthday last week. Removable, reusable, non-toxic...

Rhino Cart All-Terrain Moving Dolly

$139.95 Amazon »

The Rhino Cart All-Terrain Mover's favorite season is summer, just like mine. Because summer is the season of beaches and BBQs. Weddings and vacation. Warm, sunny days and long, pleasant evenings. And - and this is where...

Prone Cushion

$129 - $159 Prone Cushion »

Prone Cushion, huh? They say it's the world's first cushion designed for ergonomic support while lying down, and specifically while lying on your belly reading, laptopping, or zombie-watching TikTok videos. But this "Prone...