Miscellaneous

River Rock Door Mat

$97.99 Amazon »

Ever fantasized about stepping across a babbling brook every time you cross your threshold? The River Rock Floor Mat turns that whimsy into reality, minus the soggy socks. Crafted with the smoothest stones that Mother...

FettiWrap - Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper

$14.95 Amazon »

FettiWrap is not your ordinary wrapping paper; it's a patent-pending gift-wrapping platform that promises to add an extra layer of surprise and amusement to your gifting game. Imagine wrapping your present in something...

Sleek Socket Outlet Concealers

$23.95 - $44.95 Amazon »

I do like to conceal me some things. And while outlets aren't really at the top of that list, I do appreciate the tidiness and improved aesthetic Sleek Socket Outlet Concealers can bring to all the snakes and snake's...

The Pocket Pillow

$11.99 Amazon »

Hand strain. Neck strain. Spinal discomfort. Laziness. The Pocket Pillow solves at least one problem we all experience trying to use or watch streaming content on our phones and tablets on the couch or in bed...

AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan

$69.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan. It's a quiet fan system with an LCD display, smart thermostat control, and customizable fan speeds that looks and fits in place like...

Doorhickey Hands-Free Sliding Glass Door Opener

$19.99 Doorhickey »

I know "Doorhickey" is a play on the word "doohickey," but dudes. Doesn't it make you think of someone getting a hickey from a door too? I know, I'm not quite sure how that would work either, but, like, maybe they have...

Junk Drawer Starter Kit

$24.99 - $35.99 Etsy »

At first I thought the Junk Drawer Starter Kit was some sort of gag gift, a box full of tangled paper clips and rubber bands, cables for long gone electronics, and at least 3 items that make you go, "What Is This Thing?"...

Hanger Diversion Safe

$18.99 Amazon »

Uh, calling it a Hanger "Diversion Safe" is a bit generous, I'd say. Yes, the set of zippered pockets attaches to a clothes hanger, and yes, you can then cover it with a shirt or coat or something to hide it from sight...

Abode Gale Cordless Fan

$99 Abode »

Abode Gale is a cordless fan that's personal in size and powerful in action. Its 9-hour battery life and slim, 700-gram design make the Gale an easy grab-and-go companion as you move throughout your home or office, and...

Rain Boots Umbrella Holder

$58.30 - $72.16 Amazon »

It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...

REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers

$199 - $279 Amazon »

I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...

Ass Knuckles

$7.49 Etsy »

Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...

Bottoms Up Doorbell

Sold Out Amazon »

Cheers! Tchin-tchin! Salude! ... Hey, can someone get the doorbell! The Bottoms Up Doorbell from Dutch design house Droog is a toast to wine lovers and party hosts, the perfect chime for announcing their guests...

Handcrafted Metal Tree Driveway & Side Gates

$728 - $25,645 Etsy »

Now these are what I call Giving Trees. Handcrafted metal gates that are giving me all the feels to see and envision at the bottom of my own driveway. And giving me all the hope that someday someone will be giving me...

Wedge Pillow Headboard

$109.95 - $139.95 Amazon »

Hard headboards, and even most of the soft, quilted ones, don't lend themselves so well to reading and scrolling in bed. And the pillows you sleep on, the ones that move and get mushed down and misshapen when you try...

Heatless Flame Essential Oil Diffuser & Humidifier

Sold Out Amazon »

It's earth, wind, and fire! Well, presuming you fill this diffuser with a cedarwood or baking spice essential oil, fire up the fan on its cool mist humidifier, and ignite its heatless flame to achieve the ambience and...

Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat

$22.99 Amazon »

Will the Mud Scrubber Rubber Brush Mat finally get my mama off my back about my feet? My feet that are only wet and muddy and covered with ice melt because I was out shoveling her sidewalk?...

Shaggy Duvet Cover

$42.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...

Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket

$80 Amazon »

"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...

Telescoping Christmas Ornament Storage Box

Sold Out Amazon »

Decorating the Christmas tree: fun, festive, and full of egg-nog-filled Moose Mugs. Un-decorating the Christmas tree: suckage. Usually accompanied by tedious ornament wrapping, a few broken ornaments, string light bulb...

Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater

Sold Out Amazon »

Conquer drafty rooms and thermostat dictators who refuse your freezing bones anything above 64 degrees with the Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater. The portable unit's 1500W PTC ceramic heating technology needs just 2...

Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard

$114.99 - $129.99 Amazon »

Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...

Fleece Fitted Mattress Cover

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Wow. You gotta be one cold woman to want to sleep on top of a mattress cover made of fleece. I'm not talking cold in the soul like my ex-girlfriend Karen. I'm talking cold in the toes that feel like ice cubes in a torture...

Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)

$40 - $65 Etsy »

These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...