Miscellaneous

Audacity Doormat

$45 Etsy »

If you think "audacity" is too harsh of a word for this doormat...then you are almost certainly they type of person who doesn't call or text before "stopping by" people's homes. You are also the type of person I bought...

Session Goods Designer Stash Jar & Ashtray

To their designer smoking line Session Goods has added designer...storage, if you will. The new Stash Jar and Ashtray have the same handsome, minimalist design as the company's bong, pipe, and one hitter, and provide...

MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch

$12.50 Amazon »

The bad news is when you use a MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch to repair a tear or gouge in your leather...instantly...it's still going to look like a leather repair patch. Like the fabric ones your mama used...

Sleepout Portable Blackout Curtain

$89 - $319 Sleepout »

Blackouts and blacking out typically carry negative connotations, but they are responsible for a better experience during one event: bedtime. Sleepout is a portable blackout curtain its creators say installs over any...

Welly First Aid Kits

$6.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

Where's Wally? Don't worry, you don't have to search high and low with keen eyes for 10 minutes before finally spotting him between the ferris wheel and funnel cake stand. This Wally, the Wally First Aid Kits, should...

Word Search Bedding

A great way to get the kids to turn off the lights and go to bed is to give them a duvet cover and pillowcases printed with a word search. Oh, there's a washable marker included with the Word Search Bedding too, so they...

Alice in Wonderland Doorknob

$89.99 Etsy »

The Doorknob you see here may not lead you to Lewis Carroll's Wonderland, but Prop Sculptor's Alice in Wonderland replica is fully functional, so it could lead you to, like, your bedroom or your backyard, and if you're...

Parting Stone - Turn a Loved One's Ashes Into Pebbles

$295 - $695 Parting Stone »

A Parting Stone conversation: "Dude. Grandma is stacked." "Yeah, dude, I know...but, hey, be careful around her. I spent all day propping her up like that, I don't want anyone tipping her over."...

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

Sold Out Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Klapster Fold-Flat Staircase

Behold, the incredible disappearing...staircase? The Klapster fold-flat staircase, while more design and engineering ingenuity than pure magic, is truly a remarkable sight to see, and an even more practical installation...

microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$21.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

microMend Emergency Wound Closures give new meaning to the term "pinch one off." Marketed as a quick, safe, and way less expensive alternative to heading to the ER for stitches, microMend closures can seal lacerations...

Hold-Tight Mini Stair Handrail

$129 - $139 Etsy »

I'm thinking a Hold-Tight Mini Handrail for the 3-riser set of stairs my mama has going from her garage into her house. Because sometimes when I'm carrying a bunch of crap to do a home project for her, or just in a hurry...

Cast Iron Dragon Wood Stove Steamer

$97.47 Amazon »

When I saw this cast iron dragon wood stove steamer all I thought about was the stews and slow-cooked roasts and whole Yukon Gold and red potatoes that just happen to look like dragon eggs I was going to ask my mama to...

InstaTrim Self-Adhesive Caulk & Trim Strips

$16.95 - $82.17 Amazon »

I don't know if I'd call InstaTrim fake trim for your household, but if someone forgot to fill in the space between your baseboard and flooring, or your countertop and backsplash, or ceiling and molding, InstaTrim will...

Cocoon Sleep Sack

$90 - $290 Etsy »

You've heard of a ghillie suit? Well, Cocoon Sleep Sacks are just like...nah, they're nothing like that, but "ghillie suit for glampers" is definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw faux Clint Eastwood up there...

HUM! Rocket Humidifier

3...2...1...blast off dry eyes, parched sinuses, flaking skin, and bloody noses! The HUM! is a home humidifier shaped like a rocket, and designed to push its vapor out the bottom rather than the top, creating the superb...

PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders

$86 - $186 Etsy »

Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative,"...

Mix Tape Doormat

$45 Etsy »

The Mix Tape Doormat greets guests with a little "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Walk This Way" as they head in, some "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", perhaps a round of "Love Shack" while they're hangin' with you, and then...

Flip-It! Bottle Emptying Kit

$25 Amazon »

I want Every. Last. Drop. Of my chocolate syrup. My wife will probably want the other 5 Flip-It! caps in this Bottle Emptying Kit for her fancy lotions, liquid soaps, and facial beautifying tinctures she swears are deliberately...

Mod Mettle Planter Box Mailboxes

$250 - $340 Etsy »

Get flowers in the mail every day with one of Mod Mettle's planter box mailboxes. The wall-mounted receptacles are made of 14-gauge steel, with a sleek, minimalist box design in your choice of Mod Mettle's hand-finished...

Mom Grass

$35 Dad Grass »

Now, Mama, before you start worrying, nagging, or otherwise getting your panties in a bunch, rest assured, Mom Grass Hemp CBG Joints are 100% legal. They're made not of the evil wakki tabakki like those marijuana cigarettes...

ECHOGEAR On-Wall Surge Protector

$14.99 Amazon »

It may look like a monstrosity growing out of your outlets, but at least ECHOGEAR's on-wall surge protector will expand your plug-in options, and keep your corded electronics and gadgets safe from electrical spikes. With...

Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays

$79.99 - $144.99 Blazy Susan »

I like how the entirety of the promo video for Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays is just a tray stocked with smoking gear spinning 'round and 'round...and 'round to some chill electronic background music. Like the Blazy...