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The Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

By: on April 07, 2016
$29.99
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This mug has been specially crafted with a "plate" set into its rim so you can use your morning cup of coffee or tea to also hold and warm your morning doughnut. The only problem is that I heard your morning doughnut is really, really bad for you. The worst. Like, heart disease with a hole in it. So I'm glad to see mug creator Best Morning Ever has also shown some alternative, healthier options for steam cradle warming. Muffins. Danishes. Mmmm, chocolate chip cookies.

Yeah, yeah, all those carbo-bombs clog your arteries too. What that isn't kale and cauliflower doesn't these days? But the Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug wasn't made for calorie Nazis like my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power. It was made for people who want to eat food that doesn't taste like Mother Nature blew a snot rocket on it, and to enjoy their ingestion transgressions at their peak possible presentation.

The porcelain mug not only holds and heats baked goods, but also keeps liquid hotter for longer as your pastry plugs its pair of openings and traps the warmth inside. And those dual sipping cutouts are different sizes on purpose, with the smaller intended specifically for bearded Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug enthusiasts. The mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe.

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