Julius Caesar Pen Holder
Et tu, Sharpie? With this Julius Caesar pen and pencil holder you'll be able to stab your buddy Caesar in the back day after day. With up to 14 implements!
The pen holder from Boshans Cosplay is 3D-printed in your choice of color from PLA (biodegradable plastic made from corn starch or cane sugar.) The Julius Caesar bust depicts the Roman Empire's most iconic politician gazing down in deep thought - or perhaps dozing off during a slow day in the Senate - and clearly not prepared for the onslaught of Bics, Papermates, and Pencil Time pencils coming his way.
On the back of the pen holder: holes. Which, when empty, make it look like Caesar just had him a cupping session. Bummer, dude. All that effort to draw out toxins and stale blood from your sore spots with slightly painful suctiony things, only to have your body assaulted 100 times worse with super painful pointy things.