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Hole-in-the-Bucket Pen & Pencil Holder

$8.90 Amazon »

When Dear Henry tells Dear Liza about the hole in the bucket of this clever pen and pencil holder, he might get a kiss instead of a face palm for once. As a gift for the office, addition to your home desktop, or even...

MARBOLOUS Modern, Mechanical Marble Track

$150 MARBOLOUS »

You. Look. MARBOLOUS! MARBOLOUS, indeed, you mesmerizing marble track going all kinetic with your artfulness on my desktop. The MARBOLOUS marble track is an ode to the popular childhood toy that German BFFs Baffy and...

Pad of Butter Notepad

$18.49 Amazon »

I've got a message for you. A message of pure, buttery goodness. The Pad of Butter Notepad will make a fun addition to the desktops of anyone with a quirky sense of humor and, of course, anyone like me who enjoys a good...

3D Magic Castle Notepad with LED Light

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Platform 9-3/4 headed straight to...the opportunity to snag one of these superb 3D Magic Castle Notepads (i.e., 3D Hogwarts They Can't Call Hogwarts Notepads.) Carved out of a stack of paper you can really tear and use...

Grids & Guides: A Notebook for Visual Thinkers

$16.95 Amazon »

Right-brainers, step right up. Left-brainers, Grids & Guides hasn't left you out either. The Notebook for Visual Thinkers from Princeton Architectural Press contains 144 pages of "varied and unusual graph paper" intended...

Clapping Monkey with Cymbals Tape Dispenser

$15.88 Amazon »

Are you clapping monkey with cymbals happy about your Christmas presents this year? Or did you actually receive a Clapping Monkey with Cymbals...on a tape dispenser as a Christmas present this year?...

Cassette Tape Dispenser & Desk Organizer

$11.99 Amazon »

It's a nod to the 80s and the Before & After category on Wheel of Fortune with this Cassette Tape Dispenser. The retro desk organizer dispenses a Scotch tape roll on one side, plus holds pencils, pens, scissors, erasers...

T-Rex Tape Dispenser

$65 Etsy »

As T-Rex was the big boy of the dinosaur world, so too is the T-Rex Tape Dispenser the big boy of the tape-dispensing world. Creator and 3D printer Meow 3D Store lists the plastic Scotch tape feeder's dimensions as 5"...

The Tallest Pen Stand

$28 - $32.95 Etsy »

Joining the superlative ranks of The Biggest Loser, The Longest Yard, The Coolest Cooler, and The Whitest Boy Alive, please welcome The Tallest Pen Stand! I don't know if 3DW Crafts' samurai-style modular pen tower earns...

Trigger Multi-Caliber Mini Cannon

$44.95 - $49.95 Trigger Cannons »

Trigger Cannons are real treats for all you tiny warfare fanatics out there. Tiny warfare fanatics - is that a legit subculture? It's gotta be, right? If we have the furry fandom and competitive endurance ticklers, surely...

Cork Rocket Desk Organizer

$30 SUCK UK »

Why give tens of millions of dollars to the Baby Beezus or Branson, MO to go on a rocket and spend 2 minutes in space when you can spend $30 on a Cork Rocket Desk Organizer and have somewhere to store your pens and Sharpies...

Grovemade Task Knife

$70 - $120 Grovemade »

The Grovemade Task Knife is a chunky little blade, but hey, if anyone's a believer that big is beautiful, it's this dude. And don't get me wrong, Grovemade's light-duty blade is no obnoxious HALO V 3X 32" switchblade...

100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes

$14.95 MochiThings »

100-day countdown to what? That, my dudes and ladies, is up to you. MochiThings makes the 100 Days Countdown Sticky Notes, and you make up the celebration, the vacation, the bonus, or the job you're gonna quit that you...

Dinosaur Zen Garden

$38 Etsy »

Yeah, like T-Rex is gonna let your undulating designs in the sands of your Dinosaur Zen Garden stay put for more than 30 seconds before trampling them. If not out of spite for all your jabs about how he can't, well, jab...or...

Working Mini Metal Trebuchet

$39.99 Amazon »

Big kudos to Alex Presley, not only for making these working mini metal trebuchets, but also for making the working mini high-drama movie that shows how the catapult works. And by "working" movie, I mean a video that's...

Dragon Collector's Knife

$950 Etsy »

This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the Damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...

Storm Skull Weather Predictor

Today...it will storm like the end of days! Muahahahaha! And tomorrow...it will be sunny and 75! Muahahahaha! The weather may not always be ominous, but with this Storm Skull Weather Predictor, your forecasts for it will...

Origami Sticky Notes

$10.34 Amazon »

Fold your notes, messages, and nagging reminders into cranes, butterflies, boats, and other whimsical shapes that will make the words you've written look as charming as they sound. Or lessen their blow, as the case may...

The Lost Atlantis Sea Monster Desk Light

$88 Etsy »

The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...

ITO Thread of Fate Japanese Compass

Yeah, I wondered the same thing. When you're done using this handsome ITO Japanese Compass to draw some perfect circles, can you use it to perfect your walk the dog and sleeper yo-yo tricks? Let's see...string...pencil...locking...

CRKT Techliner Everyday Carry Pen

$40.35 Amazon »

In writing about their Techliner everyday carry pen, CRKT notes, "Your job's too important for a drugstore pen." I'd also add, "And blech. Who wants to touch a drugstore pen anymore anyway?"...

80s Super Tape Notebook

$9.99 Denik »

Oh did my mama have a whole library of VHS cassettes that looked just like the one parodied in Denik's 80s Super Tape Notebook. I think Sony was behind this particular brand packaging, and the VCR-ready footage our house's...

Impossible Table - Desktop Tensegrity Demonstration

$24 - $85 Sphidget »

The Impossible Table is a desktop toy that defies the laws of physics! No wait, I mean the Impossible Table is a desktop toy that complies with the laws of physics! Specifically, the laws that apply to the tensegrity*...

Concrete Desk Organizer

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It's 10 inches long and strong. Oh, and by complete happenstance, this Concrete Desk Organizer is too. The hefty holder has a mostly stark, industrial aesthetic, with a softening sine wave flourish on its business (card)...