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Dinosaur Zen Garden

$38 Etsy »

Yeah, like T-Rex is gonna let your undulating designs in the sands of your Dinosaur Zen Garden stay put for more than 30 seconds before trampling them. If not out of spite for all your jabs about how he can't, well, jab...or...

Working Mini Metal Trebuchet

$39.99 Amazon »

Big kudos to Alex Presley, not only for making these working mini metal trebuchets, but also for making the working mini high-drama movie that shows how the catapult works. And by "working" movie, I mean a video that's...

Dragon Collector's Knife

$950 Etsy »

This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...

Storm Skull Weather Predictor

Today...it will storm like the end of days! Muahahahaha! And tomorrow...it will be sunny and 75! Muahahahaha! The weather may not always be ominous, but with this Storm Skull Weather Predictor, your forecasts for it will...

Origami Sticky Notes

$5.99 Amazon »

Fold your notes, messages, and nagging reminders into cranes, butterflies, boats, and other whimsical shapes that will make the words you've written look as charming as they sound. Or lessen their blow, as the case may...

The Lost Atlantis Sea Monster Desk Light

$88 Etsy »

The Lost Atlantis desk light enshrouds legend, mystery, and a creepy sea monster that isn't Cthulhu or the Kraken in a 5cm cube ready to deck out your desktop...

ITO Thread of Fate Japanese Compass

Yeah, I wondered the same thing. When you're done using this handsome ITO Japanese Compass to draw some perfect circles, can you use it to perfect your walk the dog and sleeper yo-yo tricks? Let's see...string...pencil...locking...

CRKT Techliner Everyday Carry Pen

Sold Out Amazon »

In writing about their Techliner everyday carry pen, CRKT notes, "Your job's too important for a drugstore pen." I'd also add, "And blech. Who wants to touch a drugstore pen anymore anyway?"...

80s Super Tape Notebook

$9.99 Denik »

Oh did my mama have a whole library of VHS cassettes that looked just like the one parodied in Denik's 80s Super Tape Notebook. I think Sony was behind this particular brand packaging, and the VCR-ready footage our house's...

Impossible Table - Desktop Tensegrity Demonstration

$24 - $85 Sphidget »

The Impossible Table is a desktop toy that defies the laws of physics! No wait, I mean the Impossible Table is a desktop toy that complies with the laws of physics! Specifically, the laws that apply to the tensegrity*...

Concrete Desk Organizer

$19.99 Amazon »

It's 10 inches long and strong. Oh, and by complete happenstance, this Concrete Desk Organizer is too. The hefty holder has a mostly stark, industrial aesthetic, with a softening sine wave flourish on its business (card)...

Gingko Octagon One LED Desk Lamp

$79.99 Amazon »

Get into the Octagon without getting bludgeoned and bruised up, or being stuck for the rest of your life with UFC ears. The Gingko Octagon One is a modern LED desk lamp whose swanky geometric shape is further enhanced...

Torpedo GB Pens

$880 - $1,880 Gessato »

Torpedo GB Pens have one thing to say: Ready! Aim! Fire!...off a note letting your wife know you ate all the rest of the chicken parm. Sorry, She-Ra. :( :( Or maybe it's a letter of complaint to the last airline you flew...

First World Problems Pencils

$11.97 Amazon »

Hey First World Problems, shouldn't your box read "Standard No. 1 Pencils"? Or maybe, "Standard No. 2 (Is Just Fine Because I Tried My Best and Haven't Had My Triple Nonfat No-Foam Latte Yet Today) Pencils"? Or how about...

iBot G3

$39 Classicbot »

Ergonomic nightmare of a round mouse included! The iBot G3 is a sweet little desktop toy and tribute to Apple's iMac G3 from Classsicbot, a brand devoted to "classic computer designs and geek culture." It arrives on the...

Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

$16.83 Amazon »

Hmmm. Not sure if a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist clears the meter o' political correctness these days, especially since it's presented as a notepad that would sit perfectly on one's desk at the office. The requests...

Gold Bar Noteblock

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

Books from The Simpsons Notebooks

$6.37 - $25.47 Best Play Ever »

Nope, not more books about The Simpsons, books from The Simpsons. Unfortunately - or maybe it's better this way - Best Play Ever did not try to write all twenty-some-odd of these books that have appeared over the years...

Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes

$12.49 Amazon »

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

Midori Desk Mini Cleaner

$14 Amazon »

Cleaning punched paper and sandwich crumbs and chewed-up fingernails off your desktop has never been so fun! Midori dares you to behold its mini toy truck cleaning up trash and debris from your work surface and not say...

OCti-C Cannon Pen

$50 - $65 Kickstarter »

The OCti-C Cannon Pen won't be the projectile launcher that helps you declare desktop warfare, but it will sit poised and at the ready on your office or home desktop, just waiting for someone to ask what you want from...

MOVA Green-Powered Rotating Globe Cube

Discontinued

MOVA Globe Cubes are MOVA's next iteration of their battery-, wire-, and cord-free rotating globe concept. The original MOVA Globes rotate within clear acrylic globes set on top of stylized pedestals. MOVA Globe Cubes...

Offencils Profanity Pencils (NSFW)

$16.99 Amazon »

Offencils profanity pencils are like the Daniel Tosh of insulting writing tools. They say it, they own it, and if you're offended, well...you're probably a scat-sucking twat face anyway. And, also like Tosh, if you can...

Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere

Discontinued

The Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere! It's your new secret weapon, shined up all bright like a retina-damaging laser, and ready to take over the world of sick office decor! Display it on your desktop, right...