Glowing Toilet Paper

Who could use a radioactive mummy costume for Halloween? An exclamation point on your next toilet-tissue-themed prank? A beacon lighting the way to your Shit Box?

This plush 2-ply delivers all of the soothing, non-chafing perks you look for in your favorite t.p. brands, with the happy addition of a mesmerizing green glow that most likely is not made of chemicals that cause rectal cancer.