Bathroom

Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head

$149.99 Amazon »

I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical...

SOAPBOTTLE - Bath Products in Usable Soap Packaging

$36 SOAPBOTTLE »

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper

$12.99 Etsy »

Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...

ESNTL Soap Dispenser with 20 Second Light Timer

$29.99 Amazon »

Tired of singing "Happy Birthday"...twice...every time you wash your hands? Me too. That's why I opt to use my inner clock to tell me when I've sudsed up for the requisite, germ-annihilating 20 seconds, rather than an...

Ora Shower Panel

Do you prefer a bath Ora Shower? Give me one of Vladimir Polikarpov's design award-winning leaf-like shower panels, and I'm an Ora Shower dude forevermore...

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

$17.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

Aim Like a Jedi Not a Stormtrooper Vinyl Toilet Decal

$7.99 Amazon »

Aim Like a Jedi Not a Stormtrooper. It's solid liquid advice from a vinyl toilet decal, not only because most toilet owners would prefer their toilet users' pee to land in the bowl rather than outside of it, but also...

Use the Force Bathroom Art

$2.42 Etsy »

When mere pushing, grunting, and clenching every other muscle in your body while sitting on the toilet doesn't work, use the Force. Or at least stare at this Use the Force bathroom art hanging on the wall for some comic...

Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger

$14.88 Amazon »

Seventeen years too late, but this Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger would have made a perfect prop in Christmas Vacation. A little something for Uncle Eddie to have tucked under his Meister-Brau-and-stogie-wielding arm during...

LED Soap Dispenser with Light & Motion Sensors

$13.32 Amazon »

This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...

The Poop Knife

$19.99 Amazon »

The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good...

Pee-Litical Targets

$23.99 Amazon »

Pee-Litical Targets know that when you wake up in the middle of the night having to take a leak so bad you can taste it, you need 2 things: 1) A motion-activated night light in the toilet so you don't miss the bowl; and...

The Piss Pad - Urine Splashback Diffusing Target

$15 New Normal »

I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...

Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser

$23.95 Etsy »

When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...

Every Naked Person Shower Curtain

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On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...

HappyPo Easy-Bidet - Portable, Squeezable Bidet

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

PottyMints After-the-Flush Air Freshener Toilet Tablets

$15 - $34 Amazon »

Every potty has a pooper, that's why you might want to invite PottyMints. Especially if your potty is hosting the whole family, office co-workers, friends sharing your hotel room, and - dundundunnn! - your new girlfriend...

Electric Bubble Bath Massage Mat

$122.99 Amazon »

An "electric bubble bath," that sounds sssssexy. ... And a little bit scary. Will I have any hair left on my body, and thoughts left in my brain after emerging from a splish-splash with Serene Life's Bubble Bath Massage...

HUROYAMA Drain Volcano

Grimy drains clogged with hair and soap scum, and bubbles got you ready to blow? Pop on a HUROYAMA drain volcano and let your water continue to flow fast and free like lava up and over the debris. The strainer traps clogging...

SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

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Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

FlushBrush - Self-Cleaning Toilet Brush

$24 - $31 Flush Brush »

The FlushBrush is a self-cleaning toilet brush because its snap-on / pop-off head stores right in your toilet bowl, right in the middle of the tsunami of water that swirls 'round the top every time someone flushes...

4-in-1 Electric Shower Brush

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Who wants to go for a spin in the shower? This electric shower brush has a whirring motor and 4 interchangeable brush heads to help you scrub-a-dub-dub away oil, dirt, and dead skin, plus stir up some blood flow, and...

Booty Mint Cleansing & Soothing Toilet Paper Spray

$8.49 - $13.99 Amazon »

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...