Bathroom

WaterThrone Skull Toilet

A sick skull toilet with LED eyes and a host of smart features called...the WaterThrone? Doesn't really reflect the toilet's sculptural uniqueness, or its creepiness, very well. I would've gone with BoneThrone. The Head...

Valiryo Body Dryer

$1,990 Amazon »

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Tubble Inflatable Bathtub

$159 Tubble »

Inflamed muscles, meet inflatable bathtub. Backyard bonanza, meet blow-up basking pool. Tiny abodes, meet Tubble. An iF Design Award winner, Tubble is a "portable, inflatable bathtub solution" you can sneak in your small...

Reusable Toilet Paper

$18.58 - $29.11 Etsy »

D'oh! Why didn't I think of reusable toilet paper for my April Fool's Day joke product this year? That's hilarious! And OMG gross! And...totally real?!...

iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light

Know what the iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light kinda looks like? An egg. More specifically, a Tenga Easy Beat Egg...for the ladies. With a few modifications to double the pleasure and fun for the female anatomy...

Vitamin C Filter Shower Head

$12.99 Amazon »

Perfect. I've been looking for a shower head that also grinds pepper. I just don't sneeze enough while I'm in there. No? Not a suds 'n' season sort of setup here? A water filter? Ohhh, alright then...

Showerspecs - Reading Glasses for the Shower & Bath

It's a sad day when I see a product like Showerspecs - reading glasses designed specifically for wear in the shower or bathtub, so you can, like, see the difference between your shampoo and conditioner, or notice that...

Stand Urinal-Sink

$590 Stand »

Ah, there it is. The Urinal-Sink. The way I've been searching for to take a leak and wash my hands at the same time. Peeing while sanitizing. Or maybe peeing followed immediately, instantly by sanitizing, unless the Urinal-Sink...

JoyFous Retractable Rolling Shower Screen

$99 - $169 JoyFous »

JoyFous is a retractable rolling shower screen made for 3-wall bathtubs. It's mold-resistant, watertight, inexpensive, and here to absolutely ruin showering. Doesn't JoyFous know half the fun of climbing in a tub and...

Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head

$149.99 Amazon »

I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical...

SOAPBOTTLE - Bath Products in Usable Soap Packaging

$36 SOAPBOTTLE »

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper

$12.99 Etsy »

Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...

ESNTL Soap Dispenser with 20 Second Light Timer

Discontinued

Tired of singing "Happy Birthday"...twice...every time you wash your hands? Me too. That's why I opt to use my inner clock to tell me when I've sudsed up for the requisite, germ-annihilating 20 seconds, rather than an...

Ora Shower Panel

Do you prefer a bath Ora Shower? Give me one of Vladimir Polikarpov's design award-winning leaf-like shower panels, and I'm an Ora Shower dude forevermore...

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

$17.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Obviously I'm writing about Cleverfy Aromatherapy Shower Steamers because my wife put them on her Christmas list this year, and I'm recommending them to you dudes as great options for gifts for your girlfriends and wives...

Aim Like a Jedi Not a Stormtrooper Vinyl Toilet Decal

$7.99 Amazon »

Aim Like a Jedi Not a Stormtrooper. It's solid liquid advice from a vinyl toilet decal, not only because most toilet owners would prefer their toilet users' pee to land in the bowl rather than outside of it, but also...

Use the Force Bathroom Art

$2.42 Etsy »

When mere pushing, grunting, and clenching every other muscle in your body while sitting on the toilet doesn't work, use the Force. Or at least stare at this Use the Force bathroom art hanging on the wall for some comic...

Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger

Sold Out Amazon »

Seventeen years too late, but this Christmas Tree Toilet Plunger would have made a perfect prop in Christmas Vacation. A little something for Uncle Eddie to have tucked under his Meister-Brau-and-stogie-wielding arm during...

LED Soap Dispenser with Light & Motion Sensors

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This light- and motion-sensing LED soap dispenser from Soap Brite would make a sudserrific gift for the kids out there who need some enticement to wash their hands. With its 7-color spectrum of festive, soothing, and...

The Poop Knife

$14.95 Amazon »

The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good...

Pee-Litical Targets

$23.99 Amazon »

Pee-Litical Targets know that when you wake up in the middle of the night having to take a leak so bad you can taste it, you need 2 things: 1) A motion-activated night light in the toilet so you don't miss the bowl; and...

The Piss Pad - Urine Splashback Diffusing Target

$15 New Normal »

I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...

Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser

$23.95 Etsy »

When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...

Every Naked Person Shower Curtain

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On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...