Sap is an interesting word because it can connote both a sorry, pathetic loser and an object of grit and power that will F your S up. Here we will talk about the second version of sap because, in honor of summer's official arrival and my resultant high spirits, I am going to give my friend Cornelius the day off from being the Edible Anus chocolate of my jokes.
David Doerr of D3 Protection has been hand crafting leather and lead self-defense implements for about 5 years now, and while his skull finger saps are just one in an extensive line of saps, blackjacks, and other impact weapons, I think they're the swellest in terms of concealment, performance, and making me look like I own a pair of balls.
In case you aren't familiar with finger sap use, the skull sap's loop is intended to be worn on the outside of the middle finger while the skull itself stays cradled and hidden in the palm. It's unlikely people will even notice it is there until you show them, give them a high five, or whack them upside the head with the sap's 6-1/2 ounces of casted lead, hand-boned leather, and black pig skin. Check out the video above (FF to 1:15) for a finger sap scale view and demo.
Thanks to Adam W. for the Dude Product Tip.