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Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

By: on October 11, 2014
$18
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This dude's been to hell...or at least 6 feet closer to it...and back. He needs a drink to ease his mind. And also to wash down the brains he's about to extract from your head. The Elixir of the Undead Zombie Wine Bottle Holder will bottoms up your finest 750 mL of red or white safely and securely until you're ready for a pour. The angle of his down-the-hatch hand position is also intended to preserve the life of a wine bottle's cork.

Zombie Wine Bottle Holders are made from cold cast resin, with details of rotting flesh and bloody gore hand painted on to complete the unsettling effect. The piece measures 12" long x 8" tall x 6-1/2" wide.

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