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Pocket Shots - Portable Pouches O' Liquor

By: on April 05, 2012
$14.99
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Is that a shot of tequila in your pocket, or am I just happy to see you? Pocket Shots are flexible, stand-up pouches enshrining 50 ml servings of everyone's favorite 80-proof hard liquor varietals. Long flight? Long day at work? Long day with the kids at the park? Well take a swig of instant relaxation and stress-relief either straight from the bottleneck of these inconspicuous, fully collapsible plastic packages, or covertly empty one into your sodie pop when the flight attendant/your boss/the nosy fat kid is looking the other way.

Grab and go Pocket Shots are available by the one, or by the dozen, and currently encompass the worlds of:

  • Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey, Aged Four Years
  • Imported Caribbean Gold Rum
  • Spiced Rum
  • Premium, Triple Distilled Vodka
  • London Dry Gin
  • Especial Gold Tequila Imported from Mexico
  • Brandy

Pocket Shot pouch material is made in Switzerland out of 3 layers of laminated film that has been FDA-approved for alcohol nuzzling. One of the layers does serve as a strength barrier, so you can drop a pouch on the floor without incident, but said barrier is not strong enough to preclude liquid expulsion upon significant impact, such as that inflicted by Johnny Knoxville's foot in the video.

To purchase Pocket Shots, follow the link below to online distributor Hi-Time Wine Cellars. To read more about the liquor-laden snacks, and to see more suggestive photos of Pocket Shot-loving ladies, visit the company Website.

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