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Watch Your Junk - Advice for Expectant Fathers

By: on November 04, 2017
$9.99
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The best part about Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers isn't that the irreverent guide to dadhood is as fun of a read as it is informative. It's not that it covers topics other baby books ignore, or that it's built on sarcasm and profanity, or that it's almost short enough to read on the john after a bad run-in with some Indian food. It's not even the Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers title itself.

The best part about Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers is what the book used to be called. What author Benjamin Wallace, or his publisher, called it when it was first released.

The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies.

Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Someone thought that would fly! Someone thought a bunch of pregnant women and freaked out pending dads would be sifting through the baby book section of Wal-Mart or Amazon, come across The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies, and not fall into a seething rage of being offended! Ha!

I wonder how long it took to change the name.

Anyway, if you're interested in Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers, nee The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies, here are a few of the subjects it covers: how friends and family will respond to your pregnancy news; which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room; how to insure your child says your name first; and the exact moment your opinion no longer counts.

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