Slow Rebound Lovers' Pillow

$12.75 from Amazon »

"Slow Rebound Lovers' Pillow." It sounds like a next-gen Liberator Wedge. Or some sort of consolation companion for the broken-hearted? But seeing the pillow for what it really is makes sense too: a domed memory foam...

E5: What Is This Thing?

$17.38 from Amazon »

Welcome to the fifth edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include a few hints below to help you make a thoughtful guess. Or you can join...

St. Joseph Home Sale Kit

$3.75 from Amazon »

I'm not Catholic, and mean no disrespect, but what the Coldwell Banker is a St. Joseph Home Sale Kit? Is this for real? Do people who bury a wee little statue of St. Joseph in their yard really sell their house faster...

Uncle Goose Periodic Table Building Blocks

$33.95 from Amazon »

Periodic table building blocks from Uncle Goose? Uh, I don't think so. Number one, Uncle Goose died in 1986. A tragic accident during an attempted ejection from an F-14 fighter plane. Number two, even when Uncle Goose...

LULA Nap Furniture

What time is it? Doesn't really matter, I'm sure I could use a nap. LULA Nap Furniture is a concept design from Lithuanian artist Gaudute Zilyte. Using foam as her base, Zilyte's goal was to create natural-looking, yet...

Pig Paper Towel Holder

$31.99 from Amazon »

My wife is going to love this pig paper towel holder almost as much as she loves calling me a pig when I eat. Pig, hog, cochon, oinker - her cruelty knows no limits!...

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 from PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...

Wine Lover's iPhone Case

$7.99 from Amazon »

I wouldn't have thought red wine pairs so well with Apples, but by the looks of this iPhone case for wine lovers these two pillars of fall harvest are the perfect match...

To me, the only good thing about fall is it isn't winter. Long about Halloween, though, fall becomes nothing more than the Evil Cold One's harbinger, so it's just as bad. Maybe you're right there with me. Or maybe you disagree. Either way, there are a few things that come with the changeover from...

EMS Butt Toner & Hip Trainer

$28.90 from Amazon »

I smell a ssssssnake. In oil form. Please don't buy an EMS butt toner and hip trainer with the expectation that it's going to give you an ass like the lade in the above image. Actually, don't buy an EMS (that's electrical...

Hello Oral Care Activated Charcoal Infused Floss

$17.99 from Amazon »

Hello Oral Care's line that's supposed to sell us on their Activated Charcoal Infused Floss is "Fall black in love with flossing." Um. Huh. How to unpack that?...

Cuisinart Sauce Pot & Basting Brush Set

$12.26 from Amazon »

This Cuisinart issue might seem too bastic to merit an entire feature, but: 1) grilling season isn't over yet, and there's lots of good meat left to BBQ and slather with sauce in the backyard; 2) tailgating season is...

Foldable Telescoping Rake

$34.15 from Amazon »

What blooms in the fall? This foldable telescoping rake from Professional EZ Travel Collection is here to make a tedious, back-breaking job fast, easy, and super fun...

Jellyfish Keyboard Keycap

$49.99 - $89.99 from Velocifire »

Velocifire is adding the striking (literally) jellyfish to their collection of striking (figuratively) resin keyboard keycaps. Those into the elegant tentacled swimmers, or marine life in general, can pre-order a Jellyfish...

Repurposed Fire Hose Dog Toys

$18.50 from Etsy »

On this 18th anniversary of 9/11, we remember the brave and indefatigable men and women who fought to save lives during and after the attacks. The passengers of United flights 93 and 175, and American flights 11 and 77...

A little Hot Tub Time Machine mixed with a little 6-year-old you, and voila! Freezy Freakies retro color-changing snow gloves are back. Even better, these badass winter warmers of the 80s have grown with you, but in size only. The gloves feature the bitchin' scenes and cold-activated images you remember...

Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer Poster

With Oktoberfest coming up, this poster of Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer is a treasure trove of ideas for me. Last year I was no more creative than glass, stein, and boot. Both the glass kind and the...

Headless Electric Skateboard

$229 - $299 from Headless Boards »

If you're about to lose your mind on your commute, recover it by losing your head. The Headless Electric Cruiser is a new electric skateboard heading - uh, nonheading? - our way in February 2020. It differentiates itself...

3Doodler Create+ Leather Edition

$119.99 from Amazon »

The 3Doodler 3D printing pen sees some refinement in both aesthetics and function with WobbleWorks' new 3Doodler Create+ Leather limited edition. More subtle and professional looking than the other pens in the company's...

WeWALK Smart Cane Attachment

$499 from WeWALK »

While the WeWALK sure isn't as cute, furry, and lovable as a seeing eye dog, this smart cane attachment for the blind and visually impaired can provide some of the same benefits. And, fine, with ultrasonic sensors and...

Origin Stoneblade Japanese Kiridashi Pocket Knife

Manitoba-based Origin Handcrafted brings some character - and some Canada - to the traditional Japanese Kiridashi with their Stoneblade Pocket Knife. The textured Kiridashi is both minimalist and standout in design...

Dormeo Octaspring Mattress Topper

$359.99 - $599.99 from Amazon »

Being just another cog Octaspring in the machine might be inglorious work from an enterprising 8-sided foam spring's perspective, but from an enterprising mattress company like Dormeo's, the collective effort of their...

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia D*ck Towel

$21.77 from Amazon »

The actual Dick Towel Mac created and sported on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Season 5, Episode 8) didn't look like this Dick Towel you yourself can sport on any day you like. But I guess it's a close enough approximation...

MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair

$99.97 from Amazon »

Forget the howling wolves and T-shirts, this is the kind of Moon gear I want in my life. The MoonPhase Triple - better called the 3 Moon Moon Chair, I think - is a camp chair from OmniCore Designs made to seat Mama, Papa...