Hands-Free Wearable Mini Fans

$17.99 from Amazon »

Technically these hands-free wearable mini fans are suitable for anyone who wants to stay cool when it gets hot. But I think we can all agree there's one person in particular the air-circulating neck wraps are made for:...

Redneck Roadkill RC Trucks & Games

$19.99 - $34.33 from Amazon »

Redneck Roadkill RC pairs crusty old pickup trucks with related figures and accessories - skunks, signs, and zombies! - you can smash them into. It's all fun 'n' games, hillbilly-style!...

Rustic Beams - Self-Install Lightweight Ceiling Beams

Beam yourself up with a few Rustic Beams from Ornamental Moulding & Millwork. The hollow wood beams are lightweight, self-install options for people wanting to add some architectural interest and old world appeal to ceilings...

Pop-Up Personal Sun Shade

$39.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Throw some shade at the sun with this ray-blocking pop-up personal sun shade for the beach, pool, or backyard. "Some" shade being the key word here, as the portable canopy covers just your face, and includes an inflatable...

Morning Wood Bamboo Travel Mug

$19.90 from Morning Wood »

Ah, Morning Wood to help the rest of you feel as wakey, wakey as your morning wood. Props to the travel mug for its resourcefulness both in incorporating eco-friendly bamboo as a hot / cold drink insulator, and in giving...

Gerber Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver

$33.52 - $35.84 from Amazon »

Mmm, Gerber's Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver is calling to mind a Tri-Tip cleaving of a fat tri-tip dinner from the campfire. Now all I need is 1 x Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver and 1 x wife willing to go camping with me...

Stranger Things 6-1/2' Tall Demogorgon Yard Sprinkler

$99.99 from Amazon »

The Stranger Things Demogorgon may have only had abduction and murder in store for the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana in 1983, but this is 2019. Age of sensitivity and cultural understanding. Now all the Demogorgon wants...

Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat Avocado Mug

$14.95 - $18.95 from Etsy »

Don't worry, you're the good kind of fat. I mean, it's a compliment right? And with avocados being all the millennial rage right now, an adorable avocado mug that says "Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat" seems like...

Happy Bowl - One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$19.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why the Happy Bowl images indicate the one-piece silicone placemat and bowl is for children because this grown ass man would be very Happy Bowl to have one too. An unbreakable bowl built into a placemat!...

Session Bong

$95 from Session »

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. In other words, this is one classy water pipe. Session hopes it will also be the preferred...

Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit

$29.99 from Amazon »

Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...

How to Do Great Work Without Being an A-hole

$12.05 from Amazon »

How to Do Great Work Without Being an Asshole seems like a great gift for the office. A great gift in general. And a book that will be purchased only to be given as a gift. Because, uh, what workplace asshole is self-aware...

Ghost Wire - Invisible Adhesive Speaker Wire

$29.95 - $109.95 from Amazon »

Ghost Wire looks like a roll of masking tape - and the adhesive speaker wire secures flat, and can be painted over like tape too - but contains lines of either 2 or 4 16 AWG Pure Copper Conductors along its white backing...

Favorite TV series, meet your new favorite pencil series. Define Design 11 gold-engraves pencil sets with lines and references from pop culture darlings such as Stranger Things, Game of Thrones, Friends, and, my personal favorite, The Joy of Painting...

Neptunic Steel Mesh Sharksuit

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Wearbuds - Wireless Earbuds with Wristband Charger

$99 - $149 from Aipower »

Wearbuds see your true wireless earbuds-ness, Apple AirPods and Samsung Galaxy Buds, and raise you a wearable wristband as their charger! The sound-channeling ear nuggets have the same desirable features as other wireless...

ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade

$79.95 from Amazon »

Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...

BumpShox XXL - Front Car Bumper Protector

$39.95 from Amazon »

The BumpShox XXL provides double-wide coverage against the double-wides backing up and parallel parking within within boop-ing distance of your car's front bumper. So too does the license plate frame protect against your...

Leifheit Window Cleaning Vacuum

$121.63 from Amazon »

The Leifheit Click System Window Vacuum Set is a German-engineered tool to make the already delightful job of cleaning windows even more of a gas. (Seriously though, I was in Montreal last weekend and saw a dude on the...

Super Size Mask

$8.39 from Amazon »

Hey dudes, want to look like Martin Short as Jiminy Glick? You'll have to supply your own crispy yellowy-white wig, but a Super Size Mask should take care of the rest for a fraction of the cost, plus a fraction of the...

Cake Samurai Cake Knife

$13.65 from Amazon »

Stealthy and fast you can cut some cake with the Cake Samurai knife, but can you maintain the cunning when it comes time to slide your XXL piece of Death By Chocolate onto a plate and make off with it before Mama sees...

Bouncie Smart Driving Companion

$67 from Amazon »

Turn your bouncy babies into Bouncie teenagers with this plug-in driving aid, location tracker, and vehicle diagnostics device. The smart driving companion attaches to your car's OBD port, and then sends your paired device...

GameShell - Open Source Portable Game Console

Sold Out from Amazon »

It might look familiar but the GameShell is a portable game console with characteristics unlike any other. The open source portable gaming system is a modular console embedded with a GNU/LINUX OS. Programmers can use...

Vintage Wham-O Slip 'N Slide

$19.99 from Amazon »

Sli - ip, Slip 'n Slide! Ah, the nostalgia rushes through my blood like the hose water did up my nose as I belly flopped down the plastic lane of a Slip 'n Slide during summer weekends at my grandma's house. To be clear...