Flipper Zero - Tamagochi for Hackers

$119 - $129 from Flipper »

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...

Dunkin' Coffee Cereals

Turning a drink into breakfast cereal, as Dunkin' has just done with their Caramel Macchiato and Mocha Latte coffees, isn't quite as good as turning a breakfast cereal into a drink, like Smartmouth Brewing did with their...

Dirty Pop Adult Pop Up Greeting Cards (NSFW)

$12.99 from Dirty Pop »

Hey, look at that. Dick and Titsy are about to pop up out of their...greeting cards? In what is surely the best use of the term since the days of *NSYNC, Dirty Pop has beat off and busted out a set of penis and boobies...

FLYK Multi-Purpose Package Opener

I hope I can give the FLYK package opener a big ol' LYK because I spend at least an hour and 5 papercuts a day opening packages these days. Maybe it's a cardboard box with an Amazon shipment. Maybe it's the 3 cardboard...

Mini Keychain Double Action Knife with Tanto Blade

$24.99 from Amazon »

The entirety of the product description for this mini keychain double action knife with tanto blade reads as follows: "Pocket keychain knife tanto style." At first I was pretty disappointed with that - 5 words is all...

SQUEGG Digital Dynamometer & Grip Strengthener

$43.99 from Amazon »

Know what the SQUEGG reminds me of? Ummm, yeah, but besides a sex toy one might put up their butt? It reminds me of this phenomenon of physics I used to tell people about eggs, wherein if you place an egg longways in...

Magnetic Decorative Garage Door Hinges & Handles

$11.68 - $39.99 from Amazon »

Know how I know about these magnetic decorative garage door hinges and handles? Yep, that's right. My mama got them. "No drilling!" she said when she first showed them to me. "No damage!"...

The Fuzzies - Pom Pom Ball Stacking Tower Game

At first I was hoping The Fuzzies would be a next-gen Fraggle Rock, or maybe a new costume-based cultural fetish, but after seeing The Fuzzies for what it really is - a Jenga-style stacking tower game played with poufy...

The Hot Seat Heated Portable Camp Chair

$99.99 from Amazon »

Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of the Hot Seat Camping Chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated...

StickTogether Sticker Puzzle Posters

$29.99 - $72 from Amazon »

Unicorn mosaics! Stickerfied Scream posters! 60" x 36" Tiger art! Complete a StickTogether sticker puzzle, hang that snazzy mosaic poster on the wall, and earn yourself an Adult Achievement Sticker for yet another quarantine...

BZ Smartphone Holders

$14.99 - $49.99 from Animi Causa »

Phone holders of phone holders. Smartphone stands of smartphone stans. Maybe it's depressing what this set of BZ Smartphone Holders symbolize, but, I mean, they're accurate. Especially the dude lounging in the chair -...

eBussy Modular Electric Camper, Van & Utility Vehicle

$18,500 - $34k from ElectricBrands »

Get eBusy with eBussy, a modular electric vehicle with 10 convertible body types. From camper van to offroader, box truck to dump truck, the eBussy is a battery- and solar-powered work horse that's champing at the bit...

Construction Site Plate & Utensils

$24.99 from Amazon »

Here comes the loader spoon! Chock full of Cheerios and ready to make a dump into the bottomless pit that is this dude's belly! And then the forklift is gonna roll over to the breakfast construction site and raise up...

GCI Outdoor Pod Rocker Chair with SunShade

$59.66 - $75 from Amazon »

Rock out with your...GCI Outdoor Pod and SunShade out. The Pod Rocker is a full-size collapsible camp chair that brings 2 standout, lounge-friendly features to outdoor pursuits that will at some point involve poppin'...

Benchmade 3300BK-2001 Limited Edition Infidel OTF Knife

$525 from Benchmade »

I'm feelin' so blue...but finally in a good way now that I've seen Benchmade's 3300BK-2001 knife, an Unlimited Limited edition of their Infidel Family OTF blades...

The Piss Pad - Urine Splashback Diffusing Target

$15 from New Normal »

I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...

Alterra Tools 3-in-1 Leaf Rake

$39.99 from Amazon »

The 3-in-1 Leaf Rake from Alterra Tools is here to make yardwork and fall cleanup fast and fun!...

Blocc Reusable Face Shield

$24 from Blocc »

The Blocc face shield is here to face off with your wandering hands and Shut. Them Down. No matter how charming, how persuasive, how pushy they get, Blocc will turn into your personal bouncer, a polycarbonate wall of...

E56: What Is This Thing?

$19.95 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 56 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer

$10 from Amazon »

If I had a Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer / I'd-a hammer in the morning / I'd-a hammer in the evening / And then I'd snuggle up with it in be-ed / Because this hammer is ti-ny! / This hammer is a-dor-able! / This hammer...

Better Than What's Really Inside Garage Door Decals

Best not to keep anything really good inside your garage because these snazzy garage door decals sporting vehicles, airplanes, animals, and scenes that are still probably better than whatever it is are sure going to draw...

FLEXIT Flashlight

$21.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Of all the flexibility and flexible things I could have in my life, I never would have guessed a flashlight would be one of the most valuable. The FLEXIT is a bendable, wrappable, and, thanks to its magnetic rubber base...

3D Thor's Hammer Keyboard Keycap

$56.99 from Amazon »

And when Mjolnir, hammer of the great Thor, comes crashing down, my document it will print! This 3D Thor's Hammer keyboard keycap is made of titanium and aluminum alloy, and backlit through the cracks of Mjolnir's crushing...

Sexy Tarot Cards (NSFW)

$37.80 from Etsy »

One look at this deck of Sexy Tarot Cards, and I definitely see one thing in my future: some alone time in the bedroom with my wife...