100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You

$16.99 from Amazon »

I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...

HD Waterproof Wireless Endoscopic Camera

$34.99 from Neva Tech »

That's a smart dude there, using an endoscopic camera to get an HD look at a cut lemon. I just held the one I wanted to zoom in on real close to my eye and...you probably know what happened then...

Toilet Paper Blasters Skid Shot

$19.97 from Amazon »

I've heard of an ass blaster, but an ass-wiper blaster? Toilet Paper Blasters, you and your Skid Shot have my undivided attention...

Deadpool Chia Pet

$19.99 from Amazon »

Think Deadpool can say Chia in as many languages as he can say Chimichanga? The Deadpool Chia Pet, in his own special brand of red suit, arrives just in time for the holidays, and all of your white elephant gift parties...

Carl the Drinking Chocolate Snowman

$38 from Amazon »

Carl, that's not snow, it's a pot of boiling milk. Yeah, Carl, I know it's pretty and white, but it's hot. Hot, Carl. And you're a chocolate snowman. Get near that thing and you'll...Carl! Carl, no! Car-Caaaarrrrllll!...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

$35.99 from Amazon »

Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

BenShot Bullet Pint Glass

$25.99 from Amazon »

BenShot has expanded its range of ammo. The Bullet Pint Glass, plus a Bullet Rocks Glass, join the original BenShot Bullet Shot Glass I waxed poetic about almost 3 years ago now. This time, though, I'm showing / reminding...

Villeroy & Boch New Wave Coffee Mug Set

$56.99 from Amazon »

It's a New Wave of gifts for Mom with Villeroy & Boch's Caffe Collection set of coffee mugs. In addition to the stylized handles that look like they're about to bust out a Fibonacci pattern, the 2-cup set comes with wavy...

Yaasa Infinity Blanket with Celliant Tech

A blanket with special (FDA-determined special) Celliant fibers that give it the ability to increase blood flow, aid in recovery, and get more restful sleep just by wrapping up all Neflix & chill cozy on the couch in...

Titanium Toothpick Set

$24.88 from Amazon »

Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

Courant Wireless Charging Accessory Tray

$175 from Amazon »

I think Oprah selected Courant's wireless charging accessory tray as one of her top tech gifts for 2018. Or maybe it was my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Everyone's Christmas wish lists and gift guides seem to be cascading...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

$143.58 from Amazon »

This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...

Busted Knuckle Garage Magnetic Finger Tool

$18.49 from Amazon »

Awww, in addition to using Busted Knuckle Garage's Magnetic Finger Tool to quick pick up small metal objects around your house and garage, you can use it to attract a screw or nail and make yourself a Magnetic Finger...

Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger

$33.95 from Amazon »

Regardless of which Star Wars team you thought you're on, if you're going to buy a Death Star USB wall charger, you'll have to root for the power of the Dark Side.

The outlet-ready Death Star comes with a pair...

La Boucle - The Unisex Belt That Fits Everyone

$66 from La Boucle »

La Boucle is a belt for la bellies pre- and post-Thanksgiving dinner. It's a belt for la men, la women, and la kiddos. For la work, la play, and la travel. La...OK. La think you get it...

Gastronomes? Gourmands? Epicures? Culinarians? Nah, just call them foodies. Wouldn't want anyone thinking they're elitist snobs, after all...

Hexflex Snowflake Pocket Tool

$14.68 from Amazon »

Now this is a special snowflake. Though originally designed for snowboarders, creators of the HexFlex found that carrying the pocket multi-tool around on their keychains drew the admiration of those who might not be into...

Deer Antler Beer Tap Handle

$54.95 from Amazon »

Antler Artisans uses real white-tailed deer antlers - shed antlers only, so no Bambis are harmed - to create a range of household goods. Their beer tap handles for kegerators, keezers, and bar taps are the most standout...

Fret Zealot LED Guitar Instruction System

$169.99 from Fret Zealot »

Whether or not you're interested in learning to play the guitar, or interested in using the Fret Zealot to help you learn to play the guitar, you have to admit, Fret Zealot is a pretty sweet name for a guitar instruction...

Crispy Corner Brownie Pan

$14.99 from Amazon »

Crispy corners aren't my own main jam when it comes to brownies, but there must be enough of you out there who dig the crunch on the outside giving way to the ooo and the goo on the inside to make it worth Bakelicious'...

2-Person Ugly Christmas Sweaters

$29.99 from Amazon »

Is winning the Ugly Christmas Sweater contest with a 2-person ugly Christmas sweater worth it if you have to spend the whole party finagling 1-handed between the egg nog, the cheese log, and the figgy pudding?...

Banana Surprise - Filled Banana Maker

$23.49 from Amazon »

Ooh, uhhh, the Banana Surprise here is that those bananas look like they need someone to call 911. Brown and bright red are not the colors of discharge I want to see oozing out of objects with that shape. And those kids...

Kizer Titanium Pry-Axe

$65.14 from Amazon »

Kizer's Pry-Axe takes its inspiration from the classic medieval battle axe. And when I first saw it I was like, "Raaawwwrrr! I come to destroy your dead tree limbs and the old coffee table you left out for the trash with...

Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits

$11.99 - $24.99 from Amazon »

Vegetarians and health nuts and foodies, oh my! These Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits will bring joy to the hearts of many a personality on your gift lift this year. The kits come with a planting tray, a choice of nutrient-dense...