Firedragon: Blow Poke Fireplace Tool

$39.95 from Amazon »

I blow, you blow, we blow! Judging by the bottom right hand corner of the Firedragon blow poke image above, where a nice little bottle of white wine sits ready to pour, this dude's hoping the "I blow" that stokes some...

Half Ice Whiskey Glass

$14.99 from Amazon »

The Half Ice Whiskey Glass had to have been invented by accident. Also, it's probably been "invented" by hundreds of people who have, inadvertently or deliberately, set a container of water in the freezer tilted to the...

E13: What Is This Thing?

$14.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 13 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some tits, uh, I mean hints below to help you take a breast, er, guess...

Goat Yoga Party Game

$26 from Amazon »

If you weren't sure if yoga could get any worse than goat yoga, or party games any worse than your cousin's vaping intervention, baaaaad news on both fronts: the Goat Yoga Party Game...

Edible Asian Forest Scorpion

$14.99 from Amazon »

When I was growing up, pho and spicy tuna rolls were "weird Asian food." How far I've come that it now takes an edible Asian Forest Scorpion, dehydrated and packaged to ship!, to make me flinch...

Road Rage Restrictor

What?! Road Rage Restrictor? Middle finger on lockdown? Well, more like Pointer, Ring Finger, and Pinky on lockup. But, but, why? One of the only redeeming qualities of driving today is being able to flip off other drivers...

Chefman Food Mover - Conveyor Belt Toaster Oven

$199 - $299 from Kickstarter »

Line 'em up on the conveyor belt, and Chefman Food Mover 'em through for a constant stream of toast, bubbling personal pizzas, crispy-chewy bagels, blown-up Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows, or anything you like. Chefman says...

Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set

$72.23 from Amazon »

One thing I like about the looks of Condor Tool & Knife's Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is the looks of the blades in the above photo. Used. Like they actually do what they say they do, and aren't some crap novelty purchase...

Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag Chair

$149.99 from GameStop »

On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really...

Phone Skope PYRO Putty

$11.99 from Amazon »

Phone Skope, you're like putty in my...aaah! Aaah! My hand! Hot! Fire! Phone Skope's putty is PYRO Putty. Ultra-flammable in its neon hues, the little tin of goo looks and sounds like it could be part of a magician's...

I Need a New Butt!

$6.29 from Amazon »

The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...

Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull

$199.99 from Amazon »

I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...

Limitless Equipment Mark 1 Survival Kit

$25 from Amazon »

Survival kit? With a, what's that, a flowery dead guy on it? Are we back in 2011, filling our bug out bags and planning for the zombie apocalypse? Nah. Now we're in 2019, where the risk of an actual apocalypse, caused...

ReflecToes High Reflective Socks

$15.86 from Amazon »

What's my superpower? Casting thousands of directionally-orientated spherical mirrors from my ankles! ... With some help from my socks. ReflecToes are high reflective socks designed with runners and cyclists in mind...

Thanksgiving Dinner Nutrition Label T-Shirts

$22.95 from Etsy »

Buzzkill alert! Boots Tees is selling Thanksgiving dinner nutrition label T-shirts, tops advertising the calorie, fat, and carb contents of popular turkey day foods. Choose from over 2 dozen different dishes, and become...

Rocks on the Outside Whiskey Glass Set

$27.79 from Amazon »

Like your whiskey on the rocks? How about in the rocks too, with this Iceberg rocks glass set that. The tumblers feature a jagged geometric outer design that makes it look like your cubes are encircling it, or maybe trying...

USB-Heated Mouse Pad Hand Warmer

$28.99 from Amazon »

There's nothing worse than computing with cold hands! Except, perhaps, being unable to afford your home heating bill and feeling cold all over all winter long. Or being homeless and unsure whether you'll ever be able...

Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit

$13.80 from Amazon »

Survival Kook's Bow Drill Fire Starter Kit looks like some newfangled piece of fitness equipment, but in fact, it is based on a very oldfangled hand tool. Prehistoric old, in fact. Also known as a fire drill, the bow...

TrueBalance Coordination Game

$10.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I don't need a handheld Jenga tower to tell me I've got no TrueBalance. Walking up the steps with my mug of coffee does that just about every morning...

DOER Compact Tool Shed

$499 - $699 from Stellen »

Are you a dreamer or a DOER? Monkey see monkey DOER. Just DOER it. Hey, this day is shaping up to be a lot more pun than I thought it would. Even better, the DOER compact tool shed is actually a cool product - a dozen...

EarthRoamer LTi with Carbon Fiber Camper

$590k - $700k from EarthRoamer »

EarthRoamer continues their global expedition efforts with the LTi, a road tripper whose juicy center is a camper with an all carbon fiber body. EarthRoamer considers its LTi the most advanced of the 250+ expedition vehicles...

Pelican Emergency Lighting Station

$42.95 from Amazon »

The Pelican Emergency Lighting Station is a safety precaution guaranteed for life. Unless, of course, you suffer an emergency that doesn't require a 378-lumen flashlight with a beam distance of up to 640'. Like an alien...

Ping Pong Dining Table

$5,600 - $6,200 from Etsy »

It's meant to be a joint activity. A new game room sport: ping pong dining. Once your Thanksgiving dinner is laid out on the ping pong dining Table, once the turkey is carved (enhance the live action gaming fun with a...

I'da thought Dude's must see products for October 2019 woulda been all about Halloween, but the holiday took just a supporting role in the month's most popular gear, tech, and random stuff roundup. Christmas even started rearing its ugly head here, with some decidedly December items gaining as many...