Couchmaster CYBOT Ergonomic Lap Desk

$119 from Amazon »

Open your laptops and open your laps to the Couchmaster CYBOT, an ergonomic lap desk for gamers, work-from-homers, social media socialites, online shoppers, and internet trolls alike. Designed specifically for high-output...

There's a Boaty McBoatface load more than 11 real products that should be April Fool's jokes out there, but these are some of the best kooky creations and mind-boggling monstrosities I've seen over the years. And since we're not technically "doing" April Fool's Day this year out of respect for the...

Sococo on the Bottom Coaster Set

$54.13 from Amazon »

Sococo on the Bottom is a Japanese coaster series of, uh, how to put it? ... Smooshed school girl body parts designed to serve as underlying surface protectors for your glassware. The effect makes it appear as if your...

It's not that these 14 must have eats while under quarantine are any less delectable and covetable when we're not sheltering in place, it's just that building the Best Pantry Ever of snacks and candy, and a munchie- and meal-filled refrigerator Homer Simpson would be proud of wasn't our #1 pastime...

Shower Foot Massager, Scrubber & Cleaner

$14.95 from Amazon »

When I went to my Nana's as an ornery kid, and either didn't want to take a shower, or didn't clean myself to her liking, she always told me the same thing: "If you don't get in that shower and do it right, I'll come...

Porsche 911 1:4 Scale Working Flat-Six Boxer Engine Kit

$218.89 from Amazon »

Although building a Porsche 911 1:4 scale working flat-six boxer engine won't get you any closer to owning or driving a Porsche 911, this 280+-piece model kit will give you detailed insight into what makes the coveted...

Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder

$25.95 from Amazon »

As cute 'n' clever as this Picnic Table Squirrel Feeder is, I'm confused. Aren't most people trying to keep squirrels out of their yards? And, more specifically, the F away from their wildlife feeders? I know my mama...

DeWalt Roto Molded Coolers

$99.99 - $299.99 from Amazon »

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...

Universal Lid for Pots, Pans & Skillets

$21.99 from Amazon »

One lid to rule them all? Blink twice and rub your eyes, dudes, because the Universal Lid from Modern Innovations will cover most any of your pots, pans, and skillets 7" to 12" wide...

When I say I would buy these 20 items I bought on Amazon 100 times again, I don't mean I would order 100 more of them right now. Even as a hoarder with Amazon Prime shipping, I don't need 101 of any of the products in this list...

E39: What Is This Thing?

$20 - $30 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 39 of What Is This Thing?, a visual riddle, a mind bender, and a way to pass a few more minutes of your COVID-19 quarantine...

Vremi Countertop Ice Maker

$144.99 from Amazon »

Is it just me, or do the ice cubes the Vremi Countertop Ice Maker freezes look like gumdrops? Like thimbles. Kids dressed up as ghosts on Halloween. Butt plugs you might get stuck up your hole, but never fear! Just wait...

Giant Playing Cards

$20.49 from Amazon »

If you're big into cards, I've got something huge for you. These giant playing cards come as a 52-strong deck whose members each stand in at 11" tall x 8" wide. That's large enough for Grandma to see the suits and denominations...

Pure White Hell Jigsaw Puzzle

$40.73 from Amazon »

Pure White Hell. What a phrase! Here it applies to the Pure White Hell Jigsaw Puzzle, but I can think of several choice applications...

Indoor Relaxation Fountain

$24.88 from Amazon »

I don't know how relaxing the HoMedics EnviraScape Silver Springs Indoor Relaxation Fountain really is, but I do know I could use some relaxation right now. You'd think the extensive quality time with my couch I've been...

E38: What Is This Thing?

$29.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 38 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly bi-weekly every-other-daily whenever-I-can-find-boggling-content visual riddle. And given how much free time I have to find boggling content right now, we're looking...

Charlotte Valve - Snorkeling Mask Mod for Ventilators

When maker Isinnova describes their Charlotte Valve as an "Easy COVID-19," they aren't making light of a global pandemic. They're making use - resourceful and noble use - of the Easybreath full-face snorkeling mask, modifying...

Flying Saucer LED Kite

$88.99 from Amazon »

Know what we need? A UFO prank, courtesy of this Flying Saucer LED Kite, to get everyone's minds off the coronavirus pandemic. All these people stuck inside, anxious and panicking about their jobs, their futures, their...

Eagle Claw Tactical Keychain Tool

$69 from Amazon »

The Eagle Claw Takes! No! Prisoners! Made of titanium and sharpened to a fine and ominous talon point, this beastly weapon slashes through skin and impales vital organs hooks over door handles and punches elevator buttons...

It's Too Peopley Mug

$11.99 from Amazon »

According to its oldest review, the Sometimes I Stay Inside Because It's Just Too Peopley Out There mug has been around since at least August of 2018. So while this is certainly an apropos piece of coronavirus merch...

Penlaser Mini 50' Laser Distance Meter

$17.99 from Amazon »

I thought the Penlaser, a mini 50' laser distance meter, would be an appropriate topic after my friend Victor told me what he's witnessed out his living room window the past few days: a 60-something neighborhood woman...

Napier Sportz Cove SUV Tent

$122.45 from Amazon »

Gotta get outside? Gotta get out anywhere? The Napier Sportz Cove SUV tent adds a 2' awning and mesh screen door to the back hatch of your sport or compact utility vehicle so you can road trip or car camp with a semi-open...

Scientific Explorer Disgusting Science Kit

$20.23 from Amazon »

Seems like a pretty good time to, as Scientific Explorer's Disgusting Science Kit puts it, "Educate your child on what actually grows on their own body." You know, bacteria. Mold. Coronaviruses that are going to kill...

E37: What Is This Thing?

$10.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 37 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly bi-weekly every-other-daily whenever-I-can-find-boggling-content visual riddle. And given how much free time I have to find boggling content right now, we're looking...