Ergonomic Smart Music Pillow

$149.99 from Amazon »

Great. As much as I like the idea of an ergonomic smart music pillow to support my old man neck with 90D high-density memory foam, just take a gander at this angled, contoured mess. The PILO pillow looks like a complex...

The Spirits Want You To Have Sex Game

$18.61 from Amazon »

The Spirits Want You to Have Sex Game is probably an old game all you boomers will be like, "That's been around for years!" when you see it, but so what? I haven't seen it. My wife hasn't seen it. Do you aim to deny younger...

Romotow Open & Spin Luxury Travel Trailer

The Romotow travel trailer is a snazzy open & spin RV design from New Zealand-based W2 Architecture. The firm developed their space-creating concept several years ago, and have just begun construction of the first Romotow...

Gerber Versafix Pro Machete/Knife Hybrid

$34 - $37.04 from Amazon »

Versafix could be anything - a hair product, some kind of adhesive, Ray Donovan's new storefront - but here, in the house of Gerber, Versafix is a fixed blade. And a machete. It's a Versa-tile fixed blade / machete hybrid...

Bello Digital Belly Fat Scanner

$189 from Bello »

It's called Bello. Because the portable device is a belly fat scanner and "decoder." And also because that's probably what you're going to do when you see its results, and read what it has to say about all that damning...

TempaBright Thermometer & LED Carabiner

$12.49 from Amazon »

Baby it's cold, and dark, outside. But don't worry, the TempaBright carabiner with built-in thermometer and super-bright chip-on-board (COB) LED lights will solve the second problem. As for the first, it will tell us...

Paranormal Music Box

$399 from Amazon »

All music boxes are creepy, but the Paranormal Music Box from ParaForce plays an even more haunting tune than most. According to ParaForce, and your potential need to believe, the PMB starts its tinkling when it detects...

4 Trigger Mobile Game Controller with Cooling Fan

$19.99 from Amazon »

4 triggers. 6 fingers. 1 fan. It's mobile game on with this controller accessory for iOS and Android smartphones...

Recompose Human Body Composting Service

$5,500 from Recompose »

The plants will grow and the rivers will flow over my dead body. Literally. For real. No joke. On May 21, 2019, Washington State legalized "the contained, accelerated conversion of human remains to soil." Recompose, a...

Samsung Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop

Looks like Samsung will be one of the few who accomplishes their New Year's resolution to slim down. The tech giant revealed their Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop, part of a line of forthcoming modern smart appliances...

Gronk Fitness Inertia Wave Workout Ropes

$114 from Amazon »

I actually like Rob Gronkowski, and since the whole Gronkowski family has already been running the Gronk Fitness business for years, I don't mind that he's focusing his post-NFL-retirement time on trying to sell me shit...

Keto-Friendly Gummy Fish

$12.95 from Amazon »

I do love me some Swedish Fish, and fakin' it with a pack of Sweet Fish Gummies will cost me just 3 grams of sugar and 80 calories. However, there is a downside. Some associated costs, if you will...

PasTEX Connectorz - STEM Building with Spaghetti

$12.99 from Amazon »

PasTEX Connectorz regret to inform you that their kit for STEM building with spaghetti does not come with the requisite spaghetti; it is sold separately. But before you fall into a panic over where you're going to find...

Mini Cell Phone & Bluetooth Headset

$20.99 from Amazon »

There are so many wonderful things about the L8star mini cell phone and Bluetooth headset in addition to the obvious, which is that it is wee little tiny, and heart-warmingly nostalgic. The others include:...

Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater

$69.95 from Amazon »

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can

$119.95 from Amazon »

Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...

Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop

$100 from Stuul »

Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...

WASP Less-Lethal Weapon Accessory

$89.99 from Amazon »

The WASP weapon accessory is an add-on for your existing 9mm pistol that converts it into a less-lethal self defense option for a single round. The WASP impact baton fits into the gun's barrel and, when fired, shoots...

Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models

Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...

Valentine's Day Surprise Scratch-Off Card

$5 from Etsy »

This Valentine's Day Surprise scratch-off card gives me pause. Normally I consider receiving a greeting card the equivalent of receiving a fancy piece of trash, since that's where it's going to end up a day or two later...

E22: What Is This Thing?

$7.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 22 of What Is This Thing?, a feature of a product whose purpose is a real head-scratcher, especially based on the single photo of it I have chosen to show you. Here are some hints to help you figure...

Hoonico Moomoo Bag Pet Carrier

Hoonico Moomoo Bag designer Sunghoon Park says the pet carrier will help make your cats and dogs feel more comfortable, less claustrophobic when you need (or just really, really want!) to tote them around town. But the...

Smell Proof Bag with Combination Lock

$27.99 from Amazon »

OZCHIN's smell proof bag with combination lock will keep sticky fingers and bloodhound noses away from your stash of stinky weed. The unassuming zippered storage case is an 8.5" x 5.5" x 4.5" block that opens to reveal...

OnMyWhey Portable Protein & Supplement Powder Keychains

$15.99 from Amazon »

A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as...