Stainless Steel Butter Slicer

$9.95 from Amazon »

I feel like a butter slicer falls midway between an egg slicer and a banana slicer on the spectrum of legit kitchen tools. Like, it's not that hard to nail your cut of a pat of butter - way easier than freehand slicing...

Giant Custom Cedar Letter Planter

$400 from Etsy »

Should you send your lady flowers or a heartfelt letter? How about a heartfelt letter filled with flowers? The Hamilton Design Co. custom builds these giant cedar wood planters in the shape of your preferred letter of...

DEVO Energy Dome Face Shield

I was wondering how long it would take someone to whip Devo into the safety dance* that is living through a pandemic. And turns out that "someone" responsible for the Devo Energy Dome PPE Kit you see here is Devo themselves...

The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff

$17.69 from Amazon »

Not that it's easy for middle-aged people, or even newly minted 40-year-olds like myself to keep up with the changes in pop culture trends, tech, and lingo these days, but The Older Person's Guide to New Stuff is predominantly...

Retro Stainless Steel Electric Water Kettle

$49.99 from Amazon »

If you regularly have problems finding your electric water kettle on your kitchen countertop, this retro stainless steel electric kettle from Nostalgia should make things a bit easier. Because it's Seafoam! Green! Easily...

TagME Dripless Dog Water Bowl

$16.85 - $17.99 from Amazon »

I loved the Old English Sheepdog I had growing up like a brother, but one thing I did not love about him was the smelly, sopping wet beard under his chin he'd always slime me with after gulping from his water bowl. Either...

Money Soap - Real Cash in Bars of Soap

$8 - $63 from Etsy »

Money Soap! What a genius way to give your favorite graduate or birthday kid the cash they crave, without neglecting your duty as a parent / mentor / naggy Aunt Jan to remind them to wash their hands...

Gryphon High Security & Parental Control WiFi Router

$114 from Amazon »

Gryphon's first foray into wifi routers worthy of their integration into both your home internet use and your home decor came a couple of years ago with the Gryphon Tower, an all-in-one mesh system with a sexy twist...

Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter

$799 from Amazon »

How many rental e-scooter rides would you have to pay for to make the investment in a Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX worth it? For me: zero. Zero rental scooter rides required. If I ever felt the need to commute, or even...

Miss Jezebel Virtual Escape Room

Since we've all pretty much been trapped in escape rooms we can't get out of for the past 2 months, LA-based escape room company 60out has put together the Miss Jezebel Virtual Escape Room experience to provide a figurative...

Pod Space Prefab Backyard Office Cabins

Working from home could get even better for some of us, and become bearable for others, if our WFH office were a Pod Space office cabin. The prefabricated structures are Red Dot design award winners made to install simply...

The Official Old's Cool Books

$19.99 from Amazon »

Not only should "Old's cool!" be the official slogan of dad-joking dads across the nation, but The Official Old's Cool book series might should also be their official Father's Day gift this year...

BioVYZR 1.0

While definitely funk and futuristic in its appearance, the BioVYZR 1.0 - which, by the way, isn't even from the land of funk that is Japan, it's from Canada! - is nowhere near the craziest face mask or headwear EDC I've...

E47: What Is This Thing?

$9.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 47 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

flybold Slackline Kit

$74.99 from Amazon »

Patience, young grasshopper. Patience, balance, coordination, and peace with falling on your face a few times. These are the things you'll need to master the flybold Slackline...

Aero Inflatable Beach Chair

$129 - $149 from Amazon »

I won't be beachin' it anytime soon, but an Aero Inflatable Beach Chair - size XXL, please - can blow up and plop down with my ass inside it plenty of other places this summer...

Duffy London Civilization Tables

$33,500 - $48,200 from Duffy London »

With this new series of Civilization Tables, Duffy London once again proves the truly creative mind lives in no box, and follows no set path. Even a box built or path established by itself. Based on ancient temples and...

Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set

$19.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

No fishing around for the right words required to use the Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set. When anglers cast a line of poetry with this pen, they'll cast an honest to goodness fishing line, the poetry coming from the...

Reef Men's Mulligan II Flip Flops

$39.60 - $45 from Amazon »

One question: what the fairway is up with that bulging golf ball embedded in the Mulligan II Flip Flops' footbed? Reef's only reference to it is to say their golf fan's footwear has a "molded golf ball logo." Yeah, more...

Judy - The Mover Go Bag

$150 from Judy »

True story. This one time, I had to be about 13 or 17. Around there. My friend and I were at the movies and it was just us and this one other kid who we didn't know in the theater. I remember thinking that must be because...

Level Up Board Game Platform

$68.55 - $361.10 from Level Up »

Level Up. The perfect name for a modular platform with 6" legs set on your tabletop to, in every sense of the word, elevate your board, card, and role-playing games...

BALMUDA Steam Toaster

$380 from Amazon »

Seems to me that steam and toast go together like gum and hair. The BALMUDA Steam Toaster comes from The Land of the Rising Sun though, and most Japanese people seem very smart to me, so I'm going to give this product...

MysteryVibe Crescendo Bendable Smart Vibrator (NSFW)

$149.99 from Mystery Vibe »

Ever wanted to get a contortionist in bed? Then take a lusty look at the MysteryVibe Crescendo, bendable smart vibrator at your service. Bonus: this sex toy with brains isn't just able to twist and arch to fit and hit...

Vintage Board Game: Run Yourself Ragged

$155 from Etsy »

Hi. I was trying to think of this game the other day where you finger chaperoned a lead ball through a series of man made, plastic obstacles, and then slammed the ball down as hard as you could on a bell. Could not think...