Samsung Space Monitor

$399.99 - $499.99 from Amazon »

No, the Samsung Space Monitor will not send you a 24-hour live feed of our solar system's hot spots. But it will help cut the clutter, and clear up a lot more usable space on your desktop...

Big Blanket Co. Biggest Blanket Ever

$149 - $199 from Big Blanket Co. »

Big Blanket Co. says their 10' x 10' Big Blanket is the Biggest! Blanket! Ever! At 4 times the size of the average throw blanket (50" x 60") the Big Blanket indeed looks large enough to cover and cuddle the whole fam...

Pooping Please Come Back Later Doorknob Sign

$6.99 from Amazon »

The Pooping Pleas Come Back Later doorknob sign is an obvious must-have choice for the bathroom door, but seller Graphics and More just made me an even bigger fan of the twist on Do Nut Disturb hangers by showing one...

Lovely - The Smart Wearable Toy for Couples (NSFW)

$99 from Lovely »

Want to see the fruits of Lovely's labor? Check out the wearable couples' sex toy's outstanding video. Starring: a banana; a peach; a cantaloupe; an orange; and an eggplant. Their performances are stellar. Riveting. Penetrating...

DMoose Cable Organizing Box

$21.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

Finger Breakdancing Kit

$8.95 from Amazon »

Get fit in 2019 with Finger Breakdancing. They say it's easy on the joints, fun for the whole family, and requires coordination only from the knuckles down. Bust out the cardboard - oh, wait, it's included in the Finger...

One-Handed Tear Toilet Paper Holder

$38 - $47 from Kickstarter »

I don't know why Holden Art's Polarity Gear one-handed tear toilet paper holder isn't better funded on Kickstarter. Rigging your TP rack with magnetic discs and adjustable resistance for paper ply and weight is definitely...

Discommon Embossed Vehicle Coffee Tables

$20k from Discommon »

All of Discommon Goods' pieces are collaborative efforts between mostly anonymous designers from fields ranging from automotive to superyachts. And if you want one of the 10 showstopping embossed vehicle coffee tables...

Yondr Phone-Locking Pouch

I recently bought tickets to see Aziz Ansari and got a Yondr notice. Actually, more than a Yondr notice - this disclaimer covered tickets withheld until a couple weeks before the show date, and zero tolerance on late...

BenQ ScreenBar LED Monitor Lamp

$99 - $144.35 from Amazon »

The BenQ ScreenBar LED Monitor Lamp focuses light where you want it on your work space, with an asymmetrical optical design that prevents screen glare, adjustable color temperature for increased focus and comfort, and...

Batman Sleep Mask

$11.99 from Amazon »

I am Batman! ... In my dreams. Which makes this Batman Sleep Mask an especially welcome addition to bedtime in the house of Dude. The Dark Knight logo is cut out as a 3D memory foam eye mask too, so its eye cavities will...

Yeah, yeah, I know. The real Bird Box Challenge is exclusive to the sense of sight, people walking around with a blindfold on while someone records them knocking over furniture and falling down stairs for Twitter and Instagram. But rather than turning the Netflix film's exploration of monster-induced...

Polyhedron Bar Cart

Next to coming up with the cash to buy a Polyhedron Bar Cart, the most challenging thing about this modern-meets-midcentury-Italian geometric keeper of the cocktails is being able to say the word "polyhedron" after a...

Backflow Waterfall Incense Burner

Use a Backflow Waterfall Incense Burner from Incenseflow to zen up your desk. Relax you in the bedroom. Help you escape at bath time. Set the mood on a night of Netflix & chill...

Forj Thermoplastic Repair Tape-Ribbon

$19.99 from Amazon »

Forj ahead with neither a broken tow chain link nor your daughter's decapitated baby doll slowing you down. Forj is a container of thermoplastic repair tape-ribbon that molecularly fuses to itself in seconds after you...

YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill

$68.55 from Amazon »

The Oiten foundry makes some groovy cast iron pans. Their YakiYaki Dosshiri Grill is made using the techniques and traditions of Nambu ironware from the Japanese prefecture of Iwate, a place that has perfected the process...

The Everything Table

$699 from GNR 8 »

Guess what you can put in Ryan Taylors Everything Table! Evvvveryyythiiinggg! But most wonderfully popcorn, because I bet I could fit, like, 8 bags of Boom Chicka in the bowl of that thing, which would last me an entire...

DangleBongs - Unbreakable Titanium Waterpipes

$129.69 from Dangle Supply »

DangleBongs are virtually indestructible titanium waterpipes made for outdoor adventures! Both to accompany you without breaking or weighing you down on the ones you've already planned, and to help create new ones after...

Poop Like a Champion Cereal

$6.99 from Amazon »

New year, new you...from the inside out with Poop Like a Champion cereal! Cleanse your colon of 2018 - or maybe just the indulgences of New Year's Eve - with this number-two-inducing blend of soluble and insoluble fiber...

Darth Vader Clapper

$29.99 from Amazon »

Use the Force...of the sound waves generated by slapping your palms together with the Star Wars Darth Vader Clapper. Appearing out of nowhere from 1988, this sound-activated outlet controller - perhaps the original smart...

Flyby Hangover Prevention & Recovery Pills

$17.09 from Amazon »

"Take 3 capsules before drinking with food and water. Take another 3 right before bed." Ooooh, good advice. But before I drink I feel like Wonder Wom- uh, I mean, Wolverine, who doesn't need no stinkin' hangover prevention...

Yaasa Adjustable Bed

$1,299 - $2,499 from Yaasa »

Not one to settle for mail-order mattresses alone, Yaasa has developed the Yaasa Adjustable Bed to accompany their hybrid foam-and-coil snooze cushion. At first glance, this bed looks: 1) like something I would like to...

3 GJB 17 Car Body Furniture

Can't afford a Porsche 911? How about a Porsche 911 writing desk*? Made from real 911 parts, French design firm 3 GJB 17 has transformed authentic 911 body parts into a flip-top desk that, when closed, should have Porsche...

Abusive Birthday Balloons

$10.99 from Amazon »

The manufacturer calls these Abusive Birthday Balloons a "conversation starter." Ha! I'll say. A conversation about what a jerk whoever threw this birthday party is...