Galton Board

$49.99 from Amazon »

Since the Galton Board knows you've been jonesing to see all the old, dead mathematicians in one place, within its tilting translucent walls and rolling metal balls you'll be able to witness: the Gaussian curve of the...

Wine Chiller Stick with Pour Spout

$9.99 from Amazon »

My wife was nagging that I didn't put any white wine in the fridge like she asked me to so I told her to take this wine chiller stick and shove it up her Pinot Gris...

R3BAR AlphaPro Strength & Conditioning Tool

$249.99 from Amazon »

The fact that the R3BAR AlphaPro looks like a really fun piece of exercise equipment probably means every rep of every which way you use the strength and conditioning tool is going be pure torture. But maybe you're an...

Chargerito: The World's Smallest iPhone Charger

$29.99 - $66.99 from Chargerito »

Char-ger-ito / Quiero respirar tu cuello Chargerito / Deja que te diga cosas al oido / Para que te acuerdes si no estas conmigo ... Char-ger-ito. If Despacito means Slowly, then Chargerito has got to mean Compactly...

Wireless NES-Style Nintendo Switch Controllers

$59.99 from Nintendo »

Switch your Switch up with a pair of shiny new wireless Nintendo Switch controllers. Made to complement classic titles and Nintendo's September 18, 2018 launch of its Nintendo Switch Online service, the controllers mimic...

JHO Knives BLITZ Tool

$180 from JHO Knives »

The first definition of the word "blitz" is "An intensive or sudden military attack." But here's hoping anyone who uses this BLITZ, another shiny man bauble from JHO Knives, is more about its surprise defense than its...

Cloud Chandelier

$139.99 - $316.99 from Amazon »

It's like sunshine on a cloudy day. Well, as close to sunshine as a warm yellow lightbulb can get anyway. And when you give one of these charming cloud chandeliers as a gift to your girlfriend, you should definitely tell...

Real Scientific Humulus Oil - Hops-Based CBD Oil

Real Scientific Humulus Oil, or RSHO-K, is CBD oil's attempt to bring relief without the leaf. It's the first (and currently only) CBD oil supplement that isn't derived from the cannabis plant, and has never been in a...

Shirt Battle NFL-Star Wars Mashup T-Shirts

$16 - $18 from Shirt Battle »

Shirt Battle's NFL-Star Wars Mashup T-Shirts are making me question everything I've ever known! I don't like the Atlanta Falcons, but...the Atlanta Millennium Falcons? And the Dallas Cowboys can suck it, but the Dallas...

Geometric Cake Molds

$43 - $80 from Dinara Kasko »

Just the silicone mold, not the cake. Sorry. Elbow grease and above-average baking skills required to hover your fork and knife over one of Dinara Kasko's geometric masterpieces...

Kinkajou Bottle Cutting & Candle Making Kit

Kinkajou. The word sounds like it applies to a precocious, yet cuddly, mammalian sidekick that sits on your shoulder and surreptitiously swipes peoples' two-bite brownies and tubes of lip gloss during walks through the...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

DanForce G1 Pro Modular Flashlight

$79 - $84 from DanForce »

Light when, how, and where you want it. DanForce's G1 Pro is a slick modular flashlight the company calls a world's first. Not content to stop at its 1080 lumens of CREE LED lighting, this torch shines itself even brighter...

Tatanka Custom Handmade Kitchen Knife Set

$1,375 from Etsy »

If you're buying these Tatanka Custom Kitchen Knives as a gift, I hope their recipient appreciates the effort and skill knife maker Tom Nelson is going to put into collaborating with you, and handcrafting a set of culinary...

Happy Half Pint Glass

$12.71 from Amazon »

The Happy Half Pint Glass is the perfect gift for the beer lover...the beer lover who maybe loves beer a little too much. Who maybe needs to cut back a little. Say, by half...

3D Fireworks Light Bulbs

$11.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, the 4th of July, birthday parties, Netflix & chill...these 3D fireworks light bulbs would make delightful decor for pretty much every holiday and special occasion...

Recycled Firefighter The Chief Everyday Carry Backpack

$149 from Amazon »

What happens to all the American fire hose, combat boot leather, and firefighter bunker gear that has served its duty and been decommissioned? It gets sent to your wallets, your notebooks, and your Chief everyday carry...

EEZ-Y Inverted Umbrella

$22.95 from Amazon »

With their Inverted Umbrella EEZ-Y has managed to make the first umbrella turned inside out I don't want to throw on the ground and stomp on because it's turned inside out. And in fact, when this double-sided rain shield's...

Smooth Move Tea

$10.83 from Amazon »

Eating that 28-ounce porterhouse with a bloomin' onion side: not a smooth move. Drinking an all-natural herbal tea with natural laxative properties for relief: Smooth Move...

Door Bull Door Barricade Security Device

$59.49 from Amazon »

The Door Bull adds an additional layer of security to your home, reinforcing locked doors at their frame, and creating a barricade much stronger than your lock and bolt alone. Installed on either side of an inward-opening...

Aftercourse Post-Sex Wipes

$15.95 from Amazon »

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

BAGOBAGO Backpack Chair

$112 from Amazon »

BAGOBAGO makes this commuter and travel backpack with a super sweet chair(y) on top. The bag has a built-in stool that folds out of its interior, and locks in place over a stable frame strong enough to hold 285 pounds...

MecArmy Titanium Tactical Ring with Tritium Glow Bars

$55.90 - $69.90 from MecArmy »

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume

$82.99 from Amazon »

Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...