Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set

Darth Vader: Meditator. The Force meets the OM in this Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Desk Set, a Regal Robot design brainstormed and built custom for a client's studio, and based on the Dark Lord's meditation chamber...

Small Business Shoutout: Ice Cream Keeper with Padlock

Thief! Karamal Sutra thief! It's a refrain heard in kitchens the world over, and it's one the Ice Cream Keeper from One Man One Garage is here to stop for good...

Cosco Shifter - 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly

$65.54 - $100.08 from Amazon »

The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling, is a Valentine's Day no-brainer if I ever saw one. And in case you were thinking twice about getting the hand truck as a gift for your...

E80: What Is This Thing?

$8.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 80 (80!) of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Big Fig Mattress - The Mattress For A Bigger Figure

$1,299 - $1,999 from Big Fig Mattress »

Where Ace Jumbo Mattresses are made XXL to support a whole gaggle of people, Big Fig Mattresses are made in your normal Twin through King sizes, but built to support just one or two XXL people. Big Fig designs mattresses...

Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer

$53.54 - $138.06 from Amazon »

Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...

NASA Rocket Lava Lamp

"Psychedelic," and "NASA" aren't 2 terms I'd typically put together, but this NASA Rocket Lava Lamp indeed joins them like long lost twins. Of course the shape fits perfectly, and though the lolling lava blobs inside...

Fat Rope Stick Emergency Fire Starter

$16.99 from Amazon »

You wanna piece of my Fat Rope Stick? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, dude - whack! - here you go. Now rub it between your palms to fluff it up, and go start me a campfire...

Blowjob Token

$15.95 from Amazon »

Roll your eyes, ladies, but a Blowjob Token, obvious as it may be, is the ultimate Valentine's Day gift for a man. Actually, a Blowjob Token is the ultimate gift for a man on any day, for any reason...

Baby Yoda Pack

$79 from Kapacks »

No hover pod to transport your Baby Yoda in? Then mule up and schlep little Grogu on your back with the Baby Yoda Pack from Kapacks. The hardshell backpack's generous interior even has room for a few frogs and a shiny...

Meathearts

Sweetheart, have a Meatheart. Meathearts are the Conversation Hearts of beef jerky! The beef jerky of Conversation Hearts! And that's no hyperbole!...

LEGO Flower Bouquet

$49.99 from LEGO »

Dudes, a LEGO Flower Bouquet. It's flowers - check. It's handmade - check. It's customizable to be OOAK from you to her - check. And it's byoooooteeeeful - check. All the makings for the perfect Valentine's day gift...

Circadian Optics Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp

$69.99 from Amazon »

Give dark days some light - and some style - with this Art Deco Light Therapy Lamp from Circadian Optics. The mood light / sun lamp brings replica, and UV-free, rays to your home or office, providing a bright and happy...

Swimline Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge

$69.96 from Amazon »

A January afternoon at the beach, floating in the ocean - pssssh! Only in my Mind Media meditation app. No, the Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge from Swimline gets my attention as a reminder of brighter, warmer, vaccinated...

It all started with T-Rex Hates Pushups. Or was it T-Rex Hates High-Fives? Or maybe it goes all the way back to Jurassic Park. However it began, T-Rex has stormed onto the pop culture and related product scene like, well, a ravenous carnivorous dinosaur on a rampage...

The FartVac - Suck Up Smelly Farts Before They Escape

$11.99 from Amazon »

As excited as I know you all are to stick the FartVac up your butt in the name of sucking up smelly farts before they escape into the room, and noses of your family / date / coworkers / fellow citizens waiting at the...

Octopus Tentacle Martini Glass

$29.70 from Amazon »

Here's another Octopussy that might catch the eye of Bond, James Bond. Especially if the tentacled martini glass were filled with a Vesper. Shaken, not stirred...

smartDOT EMF Radiation Protectors

$54.99 from Amazon »

"Electro-stress." Sure hope that's the biggest stressor I have to worry about this year. The term comes from smartDOT, maker of these energydots they say block the electro-stress-causing EMF radiation emitted from your...

Keyhole Companion - No-Measure Keyhole Slot Marker

$19.95 from Amazon »

Gotta say, I'm a big fan of mounting things. And while the Keyhole Companion is a specialized tool for making it easier to mount things with only a specific type of slot, I can still see how this no-measure helper could...

Seismic Alert Earthquake Alarm & Safety Device

$59.99 from Amazon »

While we're on the topic of how 2021 has to be so much better than 2020, let's talk about earthquakes. This Seismic Alert earthquake alarm from GatherWay detects "geomagnetic abnormalities," flashing red and making a...

Lumen Couture LED Face Changing Mask

$90 from Etsy »

Lumen Couture's LED Face Changing Mask isn't intended to be a funkified piece of pandemic PPE, though if you're ready to go all in on facial coverings, I guess it would serve you as well as your double-ply cloth options...

Welltop 3D Woodworking Ruler

$17.98 from Amazon »

Welltop's 3D Woodworking Ruler gives you every angle - and line, arc, and circle - on your carpentry and other construction projects. The mitre angle measuring tool condenses 10 functions into its 8.46" x 2.44" x 2.8"...

Small Business Shoutout: Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt

Somewhere between sour cream and Heaven lies Ellenos Real Greek Yogurt, the best yogurt - one of the best things, period - I ever ate. Actually, the Seattle small business deems its probiotic dairy perfection, "The Yogurt...

E79: What Is This Thing?

$16.63 from Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 79 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...