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The Guzzle Buddy

By: on May 17, 2017
$19.99
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Straight outta Cougar Town goes straight down your hatch with the Guzzle Buddy. Yep, the idea of a wine glass deposited directly into a wine bottle for a "continuous pour" debuted on the sitcom in 2014, and since no one in the goofy wine product industry could think of a better one, they went ahead and brought the Guzzle Buddy to real life.

Twist it on, pick it up, and go Guzzle Buddy glug, glug, glug, while avoiding messy pours, dripping bottles, and glasses knocked horizontal. This is fast, furious, spill-free wine consumption we're talking about. Well, as long as you don't let the Bordeaux dribble down your chin.

You can insert a Guzzle Buddy into any standard wine or bubbles bottle. It also fits into beer, soda, or hard cider bottles for those who want to be especially clever and add a couple scoops of ice cream to the bowl for a little tip-and-lick action.

The Guzzle Buddy has a 480mL capacity - that's almost 2/3 of a bottle! - and is on sale for 33% off retail price for a limited time.

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