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Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats (NSFW)

Cover up your bad hair, and score yourself some evil glares with Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats. Mama may have told you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, but Uncle Bekah believes...

Collide Connecting Engagement & Wedding Rings for Men

$1,500 - $2,500 Collide Rings »

Collide Rings, a set of connecting engagement and wedding rings for men, are for all the dudes out there who want to show the world they're taken from the moment their lady says, "Yes." Or, I suppose, Collide Rings are...

Hot Wheels Night Shifter Luggage

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It's Hot Wheels for smooth travels with the kids. And not just because this Night Shifter luggage from MaxToy will help keep your wee one entertained as s/he drags it through the airport and plays with it at the gate...

URWERK UR-112 Aggregat Odyssey Watch

$273k URWERK »

URWERK certainly likes their sci-fi. Not just in designing the the Aggregat Odyssey, a limited edition take on their retro-futuristic UR-112 Watch, but also in describing it. Featuring a new titanium and steel fuselage...

Nikken Ear Hair Tweezers

Japanese grooming brand Nikken Razor Co. has developed some tweezers specifically for ear hair. And they're not calling them Twearzers. In fact, it doesn't look like they're calling the coiled spring follicular grippers...

Rihanna's Savage X Fenty Lingerie for Men

$6.48 - $44.98 Savage x Fenty »

Rihanna's Savage X Fenty lingerie line originally set out to disrupt the industry and redefine sexy with fashionable designs that are both affordable and suited to all types of bodies. The recently released Savage X Fenty...

The Brow Sun Visor

$45 The Brow »

Not your typical sun visor hat, and definitely not your typical sunglasses, The Brow sunblockers call themselves a pair of "open shades." That is, shades that protect your eyes from the brightness of direct sunlight...

The Cryptide 3D Printed Sneaker

Five-finger shoes meet...um...a stone man's toenails and some truck tire treads?...in The Cryptide, a 3D printed sneaker created by German designer and architect Stephan Henrich, in collaboration with Swiss 3D printer...

Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack & Crossbody Bag

$58.95 Amazon »

Feel unencumbered and on Topo the world...or at least unencumbered and on Topo your gear with the Topo Designs Mountain Hip Pack, a low-profile, lightweight, and versatile bag for trekking both mountain and urban trails...

O-BOY Satellite Rescue Watch

$331 O-BOY »

Oh boy, time for an adventure! ... O-BOY, that turned into Mordor quickly. Send your satellite signal, share my GPS coordinates, and come get me, please, oh trusty rescue watch...

Wordle Beanie

$21.95 Etsy »

As much as I'd like to be the cleverest dude in the land, and write this Wordle Beanie description using a progressive 6-part Wordle, doing so would take me even longer than it does to solve an actual Wordle, and I just...

Knife Display Case & EDC Organizer

$124.95 Amazon »

Ladies who gave their dudes a bouquet of pocket knives and tools last Valentine's Day, how about a knife display case and EDC organizer for storing and showing them off this year? Made by Holme & Hadfield, this valet...

Artemis Design Co. Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers

$268 - $288 Artemis Design Co. »

No doubt Artemis Design Co.'s Kilim Turkish Rug Loafers are breathtaking. ... I'm just trying to figure out if I mean that in a good way or a bad way...

I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace

$44 - $49 Etsy »

The I F**king Love You Morse Code Necklace from Cursing in Code falls somewhere between an engagement ring and the You Is Fine Bears when it comes to gifts for your girlfriend that will make her heart melt this Valentine's...

Teva Men's ReEmber Mid Moccasin

$43.14 Amazon »

RemEmber Teva's Ember Moc slipper-style indoor / outdoor shoes? Well, Teva decided to ReEmber the Moc this season, and has even added some variety, and a few inches to the line in the ReEmber Mid Moccasin. These men's...

Lampjoy Glass Rings

$16.20 - $30.70 Etsy »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would break a Lampjoy Glass Ring within 5 minutes of putting it on. No offense, sugar britches, but you are the be-all, end-all of hand talkers, and at least one of those enthusiastic...

Poler Reversible Napsacks

$130 Poler »

Oh, Poler Reversible Napsacks, you knew you had me at trippy colors and patterns of Rainier Beer. These camping and lounging companions certainly aren't the first wearable sleeping bags or blankets to take a seat at the...

Box of Crap Packing Tape

While "box of crap" is an accurate description for at least 3/4 of the packages I send and receive, I feel like sealing them with Box of Crap Packing Tape wouldn't bode well for me. Package thieves will think it's a trick...

Modern House Beds for Kids

$123.35 - $704 Etsy »

BUSYWOOD gives kids beds of their own and homes of their own all in one with this series of beds in modern-style house designs. And I have to admit, I'm jealous. The handmade alder wood frames are unique and standout...

Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers

$12.80 Amazon »

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

Boot Bananas Shoe Deodorizers

$20 Amazon »

The stench of well-worn, oft-sweated-in shoes is frikkin' bananas, yet the smell itself is nothing like actual bananas. And for that matter, Boot Bananas don't smell like bananas either, they're just banana-looking deodorizers...

Woo More Play Sensual Massage Oil Candle

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I'm not really sure why Woo More Play's sensual massage oil candle is named "Eat Me Out for Once." As far as I can tell, the muscle-rubbin' lube the melting wax of the candle produces is scented with sandalwood, papyrus...

Unigear Ski Boot Bag

$75.99 Amazon »

Skiing is so fun! Except for the traffic getting to the slopes, the parking in the resort's lot, the schlepping of your gear to the chair lift, and the waiting in line for a gondola once you get there. But once you get...

Crotchless Yoga Pants

Who's up for a little downward dog...gy style? These Crotchless Yoga Pants from Cherry ChiChi proudly describe themselves as "yoga pants for sex." Just in case there was any confusion, or a moment's thought that they...