Loewe Pixelated Clothing
No, not Lowe's. Unfortunately, because then the Pixelated Clothing collection might be reasonably priced and rugged enough to hang drywall in. But this is Loewe, Spanish luxury fashion house, and designers of 8bit denim, hoodies, and T-shirts whose prices are matched only by their impracticality.
Which is to say both buying and wearing a piece of Loewe Pixelated Clothing seems ridiculous.
I mean, unless you're looking to court circa 1986 Mario, in which case, I guess I'd go with the Loewe Pixelated Mini Skirt and Technical Knit Top. Show up in the Pixelated Trousers and Hoodie, and I doubt Mario will give you a second look next to the precious and pretty in pink Princess Peach. He might even confuse you for Luigi.
Muchas danke to Technabob.
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