- Billy Bob's Big Old Hairy Feet Slippers - $14.95
- Elephant Flip Flops - $21.99
- LAUGHMART Sandal Socks - $11.99
- Frog Clogs - $18.99
These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're not going to send me to my grave with a Darwin Award. Or the opportunity for my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power to inscribe, "Slipped on a banana...thong" on my tombstone.
The Banana Flip-Flops listing indeed marks them as having an "anti-slip outsole," but mentions nothing about the interior traction of the sandals' EVA material construction. It sure looks pro-slip to me, especially when the feet walking on the bananas get wet or sweaty.
Those willing to risk being the butt of a bunch of banana jokes due to falling on their butt in a bunch of bananas can get a pair of Banana Flip-Flops in Ripe Yellow, Unripe Green, Hard to Find Red, and Grown in Radioactive Soil Green.
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