Denim Bikinis

Posted: April 18, 2023
Denim Bikinis
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You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...well, some of them...reasonably attractive, but compared to, like, almost any other bikini out there? I'll take a Bandage or an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot any day.

Also, if you've gotten your jeans soaked, you'll probably agree denim is not the most comfortable fabric to wear wet. Add sand to that equation? Ugh. On the bright side, the overseas makers of the Denim Bikinis (there are at least 10 styles to choose from) also recommend them for "night club performance" to "increase your charm." I'm not really sure why I described that as a "bright side." Guess I just wanted to clear some of the negative Denim Bikini energy I created by saying something nice.

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