Abacus Ring
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways on my Abacus Ring. One...two...three...four...
EST Torch L1 Headlamp
World, get ready for your "most versatile flashlight." At least according to EST, who says their Torch L1 Headlamp will suit any illumination requirements you have, from any location you require...
Chums The Vault Case
Readers, Dudes, Chums, The Vault is here to encase your valuables, and protect everything from your sunglasses to your phone to your crucial implements of EDC during your summer travels, outdoor adventures, and accidental...
Bricknic Modular Campfire & BBQ Cooking Bricks
Bricknic modular cooking bricks have many qualities I would endorse, but the coolest thing about these clay culinary tools is that you can fill them up, stack them up, and fire them up to build your own brick oven. Whose...
Cabin Porn: Inside
People sure do love their porn. And, apparently nearly as much, their cabins. Cabin Porn: Inside, by Freda Moon and Zach Klein, is an interior design-focused follow-up to 2015's Cabin Porn: Inspiration for Your Quiet...
National Park Wood Clipboards
Well, yeah, these National Park Wood Clipboards from Lemonee on the Hills are most excellent to look at. Cool ideas, beautiful landscapes, fine craftswomanship (Lemonee is aka Melanie). But from scenes from Yosemite and...
Sexy Bandage Swimsuit
Sexy Bandage Swimsuit creator Liliya Pincosy simply calls her photoshoot-ready one-piece the Bandage Swimsuit. I added Sexy to the title because, um, I have eyes. And, this time, not the kind that see a great gag gift...
Slobproof Fillable Brush Pens for Paint Touch-Ups
These Touch-Up Paint Pens, fillable wands with brush ends for quickly painting over wall / ceiling / door / furniture scratches, patches, stains, and repairs, are made by the brand Slobproof. And, if the name is accurate...
SpyraTwo Water Bullet Water Gun
The SpyraTwo water gun, a follow-up to the successful SpyraOne, is a water battler that replaces the streaming shots of other water guns with a powerful 30mL "water bullet." Why pelt your friends with horizontal raindrops...
Cloos x Brady Sunglasses Collection
Excuse me while I don my Cloos x Brady Sunglasses and practice my Tom-Brady-gazing-off-in-the-distance pose. It's, like, that same look in every photo of TB modeling his Christopher Cloos eyewear collaboration. What's...
Yahtzee: Cup Noodles
I've yelled, "Yahtzee!" after finding one last container of Cup Noodles left in the house to eat enough times over the years that a Yahtzee: Cup Noodles version of the dice game makes nothing but sense to me. I've also...
Bailey Discovery Camper Trailers
Bailey of Bristol, the British company that makes the Bailey Discovery line of camper trailers, sounds like a name too proper, too sophisticated to design something so...hitch 'er up and rough it road trip-style. Bailey...
Dad You're The Schitt Father's Day Card
Happy Father's Day from Johnny Rose. This Schitt's Creek greeting card won't just tell Dad he's simply the best, but that he's the Schitt. A great choice for you children who are equal parts loving, snarky, and fans of...
Mix Tapes Sponges
Queue up your 80s and 90s playlists and get your scrub on with Mix Tapes Sponges, squishy scouring bricks armed with the cleaning power of 3 layers of bristle and foam, and the meticulously selected and sequenced songs...
E99: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 99 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
WineGrasp Clip-On Wine Glass Holder
The wine lovers I know never have need to set their wine glasses down, but I guess if you're just, like, a wine sipper, having a glass in the backyard or at the park because all the other dudes and ladies are, a WineGrasp...
Dusk - App-Enabled Electrochromic Smart Sunglasses
Ampere's Dusk Sunglasses are electrochromic smart sunglasses whose tint you can increase and decrease over 3 levels with a hidden button on one of the temples, or with the eyewear's app. They're kind of like the physical...
Hip Flask Nunchucks
These nunchucks will knock you on your ass without ever striking a physical blow. Well, that's not quite true. They will strike a physical blow, just not the kind that will leave a welt or a black eye. Though I suppose...
Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob
This Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob makes me feel just like I did when I saw the New England Hot Dog Bun Pan. ... ... Did you know you can pop popcorn right off the cob?! That there exists such a thing as...
TerraLiving Preserved Moss Terrariums
Do you like plants? Do you kill plants? If you answered yes to both, TerraLiving's Preserved Moss Terrariums are for you! Creative in conception, stunning in design, and absent of still-aliveness, these moss displays...
Brass OTF Keychain Knife
Let me show you the brass OTF keychain knife in my pocket. Woooommp! There's the 1.26" blade. Out the front it goes...
Einova Wireless Charging Stone
I must be a Qi-enabled device because the Einova Wireless Charging Stone I have gives me a little charge whenever I touch it too. It's so smooth. So elegant. So nicely matched with my kitchen countertops (I got the Wireless...
It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-Shirt
The It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure T-shirt is the first T-shirt to bust through (beer belly first, of course) my firewall against cheesy, punny, novelty T-shirts since the IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt I posted...