TEMPTU tempts us into the mists of its airbrush self-tanning system with the promise that we'll "Look on vacation indefinitely!" Hmmm. If they could somehow change that "Look" to a "Be," I'd be all in. But I'm a little...

Blink and you might miss it, but your Blink Floodlight and Outdoor system, a wire-free security camera and pair of 700-lumen motion-triggered LED lights, will see, and record, it all for you...

Brach's Candy Corn Turkey Dinner may seem expensive for candy corn, but think of how cheap it is for a turkey dinner. With apple pie and coffee included for dessert! Mama won't even have to cook this Thanksgiving!...

Last month I did something I don't do very often, which is go to the dentist, and after bulldozing and bludgeoning my teeth and gums they gave me the obligatory "goodie bag" of a toothbrush, toothpaste, and dental floss...

Ace Marks is back, acing a new integration of modern materials technology into the fine Italian shoe design and affordable price points they're known for. The merger has produced Ace Marks' latest line, a trio of fold-flat...

Welp, Splinterworks certainly doesn't call their wall-mounted bar cabinet "Dime" for its price tag. And though it may be appropriate to conclude that a purchase of the semi-spherical segmented spirits shelf would leave...

Aquariums with glowing edges? What voodoo is this? The Voodoo Tank kind...

Some cars pretty much park themselves these days. Some cars have so many cameras and beeping alerts when you get too close to the sides or back of your garage that they pretty much have the equivalent of a Maxsa Park...

Welcome to Edition 116 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Yep, the Ark Lite Nebula Projector looks like some real Jodie Foster Contact material. Touch it and you'll almost certainly have a moving experience on an idyllic beach with an alien in the body of a beloved dead relative...

When Mother Nature throws darkness, you throw Olight. And when some dude in the park throws shade about your obnoxious flashlight, you...don't even notice because the Warrior X Turbo is throwing a full 1,100 lumens of...

While I appreciate the idea of a Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy, looking at this Beetlejuice Inflatable Car Buddy from Gemmy makes me wonder: What the Otho Fenlock is that amoebic green half-horseshoe snot mustache...

Bonus points, Wilson, for blessing the Dearborn Tailgater Pant with an elastic waist. You know exactly what kind and quantity of food and drink sports fans will be partaking in while wearing them. Whether watching the...

Team up, build a hangout space, make connections, get in the Zome. The Zome Building Kit is a dynamic DIY shelter developed by Giant Grass, a design firm with a sweet name, and an even better purpose: exploring architectural...

I definitely wanted a set of MechaniCoasters to appease my fidgety fingers and steampunk penchant, and my wife's naggy inclinations and aversion to anything ring-shaped and wet touching her tables. But then I saw these...

Freezing weather finally arrived? No matter. You can still Mozy on over to the tailgate, the campsite, the backyard BBQ that won't let summer go in cozy comfort with the Mozy leg jacket. Nope, it's not a fancy way of...

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

According to Climbergoods, these Rock Climbing Mugs are "suitable for expert or novice climbers." And if you're the latter, better hope they're right, because it will be a coffee crotch morning, or tea tittie afternoon...

I remember when the old people needed a dictionary to figure out what slang I was speaking, and now, now! The Gen Z Dictionary is here to taunt me with a new reality: what goes around comes around, and I am the "old people"...

According to Reddick, "Voyager is a boutique modular guitar designed for the gigging musician." And if this Dude is anything, I am...farther away from being a gigging musician than The Beatles are from getting back together...

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

I don't know if this Excel Spreadsheet Shortcut Mug would make a better tongue-in-cheek gift for a geek, or genuine gift for an overzealous mouse-clickin' Excel newbie. Such as my mama, who doesn't even need Excel, but...

Wait, I have to sharpen lawn mower blades? Like, how often? And how big of a time and pain-in-my-ass commitment is it? Yeah, yeah, Grizzly Lawn Gear says with their Lawn Mower Blade Sharpener Drill Attachment Kit you'll...