Eicher Glass Handblown Glass Snakes

$59.99 - $299.99 Etsy »

Ryan Eicher makes glass snakes. Or, if you will, glassssssssnakes. Some are simple figurines, pieces of desktop decor, but many of the mesmerizing, technicolor designs are wearable as pendants, or dangle-able from your...

E129: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 129 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit

$13.36 Amazon »

CIY Mando and Baby Yoda! That's crochet-it-yourself with the Star Wars: The Mandalorian Crochet Kit. It includes step-by-step instructions for 12 characters, plus the 10 colors of yarn, eyes, needles, and stuffing you...

Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend

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Twix Bars pulverized into a seasoning blend of chocolate, caramel, and cookie? Uh, can the Twix Shakers Seasoning Blend run in 2024? It might not know much about the economy, the law, the world in general, but what politician...

Viking Rune Divination Set

$59.87 Amazon »

Welp, an Elder Futhark Viking Rune Divination Set is about as trustworthy of a source for news and information about the future as anything else these days. Seller The Norse Tradesman even calls using the set for fortune-telling...

AquaStar Watering Can

$49.95 Amazon »

AquaStar, are you sure you're a watering can? A sleek, modern plant feeder, rather than a sleek, modern, oh, I don't know, say...enema bulb?...

Box of Crap Packing Tape

While "box of crap" is an accurate description for at least 3/4 of the packages I send and receive, I feel like sealing them with Box of Crap Packing Tape wouldn't bode well for me. Package thieves will think it's a trick...

Car French Fry Holder

$7.99 Amazon »

First of all, what kind of french fries is the Car French Fry Holder holding in the photo above? Those look like some janky frozen crinkle fries, not the crispy sticks of happiness served at any fine fast food establishment...

Modern House Beds for Kids

$123.35 - $704 Etsy »

BUSYWOOD gives kids beds of their own and homes of their own all in one with this series of beds in modern-style house designs. And I have to admit, I'm jealous. The handmade alder wood frames are unique and standout...

Labrador Retriever Assistive Robot

The Labrador Retriever isn't here to oust your dog and become your new best friend, but the assistive robot does hope to become another kind of indispensable companion in your life, or the life of someone you know who...

Ring Mug

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Question for Beyonce: if you like it, is it OK to just put a Ring Mug on it? Yeah...I didn't think so...

Pizza Slice Serving Board

$49.50 - $96 Etsy »

What the point of a Pizza Slice Serving Board is I definitely do not know. It's essentially a round cutting board cut into 6 pizza-shaped "slices," each with a handle on the end so everyone can pull out one of the personal...

Good Sh*t: Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life

$17.45 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of sh*t we need right now. The good sh*t. Even if it's just the literal kind, I'll take it. Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life endeavors to be your doula of deuce-dropping...

Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clippers

$17.33 Amazon »

I'm gonna start the New Year right, with a resolution to Takumi No Waza Green Bell Nail Clip my nails when they get too long or split, instead of biting the shit out of them...

Outer Fire Pit Table

$4,450 Outer »

The Outer Fire Pit Table is an all-in-one backyard table, fireplace, and interactive BBQ. Use its griddle pans and stands to grill & chill on the patio throughout the year, or just cozy up alongside the open flame dancing...

Benchmade AEgir-Patterned Mini Osborne Pocket Knife

$700 Benchmade »

From the icy depths and treacherous squalls of the seas comes Benchmade's latest addition to their 940 Osborne family, the 945-221 Mini Osborne. A limited edition set to release this spring, it's a Gold Class pocket knife...

Boot Bananas Shoe Deodorizers

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The stench of well-worn, oft-sweated-in shoes is frikkin' bananas, yet the smell itself is nothing like actual bananas. And for that matter, Boot Bananas don't smell like bananas either, they're just banana-looking deodorizers...

Eva Solo Carry Minimalist TV Stand

$338 Eva Solo »

With a flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like an artist's easel. With no flat screen TV on it, Eva Solo's Carry minimalist TV stand looks like a piece of gymnastics equipment. It's only...

Woo More Play Sensual Massage Oil Candle

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I'm not really sure why Woo More Play's sensual massage oil candle is named "Eat Me Out for Once." As far as I can tell, the muscle-rubbin' lube the melting wax of the candle produces is scented with sandalwood, papyrus...

BAGO - Glovebox Clip to Keep Bags Upright in the Car

Keep your to-go bags from to-going all over your car with BAGO, an adjustable clip that secures to your glovebox at one end, and a variety of takeout and grocery bags with a metal clamp at the other...

Hug Lamp

$279 Articture »

A warm 'n' fuzzy embrace makes for warm 'n' fuzzy table lighting in the Hug Lamp by Mark Mitchell. Mitchell designed the lamp in response to the pandemic, and his personal experience of being separated from his girlfriend...

E128: What Is This Thing?

$9.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 128 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Unigear Ski Boot Bag

$49.99 Amazon »

Skiing is so fun! Except for the traffic getting to the slopes, the parking in the resort's lot, the schlepping of your gear to the chair lift, and the waiting in line for a gondola once you get there. But once you get...

Malicious Bar Stool

$3,700 1stdibs »

If you think the Malicious Bar Stool is, er, malicious, check out what designer Merve Kahraman based her design on: ancient times' "Chair of Nails Torture," seating dotted with impalement-ready spikes, and used by inquisitors...