Alien Butler Pedestal Table

Call this Alien Butler Roswell, because everyone has heard of Roswell, and no one has heard of his (her? their? its?) real name, Keilleilleillopeenope. Or, I don't know, maybe the little alien's language doesn't even...

mClassic Plug & Play Gaming Console 4K Upscaler

$84.99 Amazon »

mmmmmClassic. Nope, it's not the new Quizno's tagline, it's Marseille Inc.'s mClassic, a plug-and-play graphics card for your gaming console. One its makers call a "world's first" in its ability to boost a game's content...

BOTE Deus Inflatable Kayak & Stand Up Paddleboard

$1,199 Amazon »

Inflatable ad convertible, the BOTE Deus is a double dose of kayak and stand up paddleboard that goes from 39" travel bag to 12'6" boat in minutes. While weighing just 50 pounds thanks to military grade PVC construction...

Floof Human Snuggle Sack & Floor Pillow

$315 - $361 Etsy »

Have you ever dreamed of sleeping, relaxing, living inside a pillow? I haven't...until now. Check out these Floof snuggle sacks and floor pillows from Floof Couture. Designer and seamstress Rose makes a huge line of them...

Novatrope Strobing Mood Lights

$400 - $565 Novatropes »

Novatropes are abstract flower, sealife, and geometric sculptures that get moody when placed over a base with a built-in strobe light. The combination of the moving LED light, a rotating base, and translucent 3D-printed...

Slip, Sip & Flip - Flip Cup Meets the Waterslide

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You don't need to buy a set of Slip, Sip & Flip to play a version of flip cup meets the waterslide. Not as long as you have an old Slip 'N' Slide - or, better, Super Slide - stuffed in the garage, and a folding table...

E137: What Is This Thing?

$174.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 137 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Baseball Mitt Chair & Ball Ottoman

$485.33 - $898.80 Amazon »

Play ball! Finally! Now that the 2022 MLB Lockout has ended, it's time for baseball teams to get pitchin' and swingin', and you to get loungin'-on-your-assin' to watch the games in this sweet baseball mitt chair with...

Cassette Tape Pool Float

$49 Amazon »

This mixtape is called "Maxchill," and its playlist includes the songs "Ocean Breeze," "Splashing Kids," "Slurping Up the Last of Frozen Daiquiris," and "Stop Ogling My Tits, You Dirty Old Pervert."...

How to Unf*ck Your Finances a Little Bit Each Day

$15.73 Amazon »

Jo Stewart's How to Unf*ck Your Finances a Little Bit Each Day: 100 Small Changes for a Better Future isn't rocket science, but let's face it. A lot of us need tips and information a solid 10 levels below rocket science...

Solo Stove Pi Pizza Oven

$424.99 - $599.99 Solo Stove »

I first met Solo Stove almost 5 years ago, then a loner chilling in the portable bonfire space. And look at this dude today! A whole line of fire pits, camp stoves, a grill, and now, an outdoor pizza oven. And, true to...

KFC 11-Course Degustation Dinner

A tasting menu for the ages, or for the eyerolls? The Kentucky Fried Chicken Degustation, an 11-course dinner featuring KFC's most iconic menu items, is taking reservations for a run in...Sydney, Australia? Not Louisville...

VAULT Modular EDC Organizer

$48 - $77 PD EDC »

Pocket knives, multi-tools, pens, pry bars, titanium toothpicks, the VAULT modular EDC organizer has a place for them all. A tidy place. One that doesn't see the hundreds (thousands?) of dollars you've spent on your everyday...

Sisyphus Kinetic Sand Art Tables

$637 - $10,350 Sisyphus »

Bruce Shapiro's Sisyphus Kinetic Art Tables are side, end, and coffee tables whose glass tops reveal an ever-changing world of sand beneath them, occupied, acted upon, and altered by a small rolling metal ball. Shapiro...

Sara Hayat Modular Tetris Couches

T3 and T4 are the unassuming names for the very standout Tetris-style couches Sara Hayat includes in her modular furniture collection. A pile of colorful tetromino cushions link together to form a clean, modern sofa...

Kraken Dildo

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Unleash the Kraken Dildo! Seven inches long and suction-cup ready for anal penetration! ... Uh, what? On second thought, dude, keep that thing to yourself. I'm still reeling over the Corn Dog Butt Plug...

Tyson 2.0 Mike Bites - Cannabis Gummy Ears

Mike Bites. Now this is the kind of earful I'd take gladly. No real human body parts or nagging from my mama required with Mike Tyson's cannabis gummy ears, just a chill night and better sleep. And a bit of glee sinking...

NutBustir Drill Attachment Mixer for Peanut Butter

$18 NutBustir »

I think this natural peanut butter mixer that attaches to your power drill is called NutBustir because NutBuster was already taken by a locking tune stabilizing system for guitars. And also, every Karen out there...

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Iguana Smart Sack - App-Enabled Bluetooth Hacky Sack

$14 Amazon »

The Iguana Smart Sack, being app-enabled with a Bluetooth sensor insert, is smart...yes. I guess. Technically. But take a look at its app interface, which reminds me of the Oregon Trail screen on my Apple IIGS. The lithium...

Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch

$450 Bulova »

What NFTime is it? It's Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch time. Physical meets Metaverse in watchmaker Bulova's retro-futuristic collaboration with digital cultural space D-Cave, resulting in a timepiece that pays tribute...

Pontos Packable Kayak

$497 Pontos »

Pontos is tossing their packable kayak into the mix of small vessels debuting for Summer 2022's boating season. And I mean, literally tossing it. The Pontos kayak weighs only around 7 pounds, and packs down to a size...

The Change Game - Next Level Quarters Game

$39.99 We Play Change »

In today's world, The Change Game could mean anything. A TikTok challenge that times who can change from work clothes to sweats the fastest (in honor of and sympathy with those of us returning to our offices.) A bit of...

Folk Art Erotic Guns (NSFW)

Now this is an interesting take on how to cock a gun. Dudes, I know the term "art" has a broad, very broad, definition, and these "Folk Art Erotic Guns" from Mexico aren't even close to the most bawdy sculptures ever...