FUNBOY Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools

$49.99 - $58.30 Amazon »

FUNBOY's calling these "Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools" is a bit of a misnomer. Clearly, with their fresh, funky, and sophisticated designs they're Luxury Inflatable Adultie Pools. For the next summer scorcher heading...

Windmill Fan

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Windmill Fan: Looks cool; might cause cancer. (But, I mean, only if you believe windmills cause cancer.)...

The Original Candy Coffee Table

$1,697 Etsy »

Normally, ending the night - or starting the morning - facedown on the coffee table wouldn't earn you high marks, but if that coffee table is The Original Candy Coffee Table, I think everyone would understand. Join you...

Smol At-Home Bounce Houses

$379 - $449 Smol »

Kids! Stop jumping on the bed...and start jumping on a Smol Bounce House instead. Smol makes bounce houses for the home - indoors or out - that both provide an active play area for the wee ones, and don't ug up the living...

Avocado Ripeness Ranker

At first I was like, "An Avocado Ripeness Ranker? That's dumb." But then I thought about 80% of the products I run on this site, and I was like, "OK, an Avocado Ripeness Ranker. Fair enough." And then the more time I...

Personalized Name or Message Thong

$35.50 Etsy »

Although these personalized name or message thong underwear are super...duper...sexy, I could never ask my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, to place a chain link g-string between her cheeks. I mean, eek. Talk about a...

E140: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 140 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set

$35.99 Amazon »

Thoughtfully says their Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set is "inspired by profound flavors from around the world." And while I'll admit that is certainly a statement that seems to have been written...thoughtfully...I...

You & Your Pet Custom Portrait

$28.95 - $74.95 Etsy »

It takes no stretch of the imagination these days to believe someone created an easy way to make custom portraits of you and your pet. The technology is there. The availability of Photoshop is there. And, for better or...

IceCove 60-Quart Solar Cooler

$185.38 Amazon »

Now I thought the solar part of IceCove's 60-Quart Solar Cooler meant the 5V 1A solar panel on top took the place of ice, and powered some sort of internal system that would keep the cooler's contents cool. Freeing up...

Moon Mirror Transforming Mirror & Wall Lamp

$129.99 - $219.99 Amazon »

The man in the moon is a reflection of myself. No, really. It's me, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at the moon, and then seeing myself, looking at... All it takes is the simple flick of the Moon...

The Mullet Shoe

$64 Volley »

Sneaker in the front, party in the back! The Mullet Shoe is a high-top with a striking, and silky smooth, set of light brown locks cascading down the back of its upper. It's a mullet...for a shoe...ready to swish all...

IMWELL Roasted Sweet Potato Bars

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A sweet potato energy bar? Sounds yammy! I mean, yummy! I mean yammy and yummy!...

CureFaster Wound Sealer & Healer

$69 Amazon »

Call CureFaster a magic wound wand. One that says it can take you from cut to clot with a quickness. From scrape to scab in 3 treatments. From gory gouge to...still pretty ugly injury, but less likely to bleed and ooze...

MONITREE - Living Computer Monitor Vines

$49 - $59 PLTRIS »

MONITREE isn't really a money tree, but if you're of the mind that plants make your life richer, these living computer monitor vines should indeed increase your emotional net worth...

Cadbury Dairy Milk Egg 'n' Spoon with Oreo Filling

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Oooh, Cadbury is laying an O-R-E-G-G right in our laps this Easter. Their Cadbury Dairy Milk Egg 'n' Spoon line sees a sizable fowl fetus filled with, not creme, not caramel, not a baby chicken, but Oreo filling!...

Bacon-Scented Rubber Flying Disc for Dogs

Discontinued

Does your dog do back flips for bacon? Freak out over flying discs? Well, imagine the total spastic meltdown he's going to have over this bacon-scented rubber flying disc from Kobe. Bacon and fetch together! The Great...

Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls

Discontinued

If you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are pretty silly. But also if you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are a helluva lot better than Gender Reveal Exploding Fireworks That End Up Causing One of...

LEBAND Lumbar Back Support for Office Chairs

$59.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

It's cool, bro back, I'm with LEBAND. The LEBAND Lumbar Back Support is an ergonomic attachment designed to align and cradle the entire back to help relieve pain in the upper, middle, and lower areas, as well as reduce...

Bowler Hat Wall Sconce

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Hey, Chappy, how's about a Chaplin chapeau for your ch-...er, wall? This Bowler Hat Wall Sconce is a charming piece of household lighting suitable for solo installation, or scattered about the room like a hat rack that...

Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones

$19.74 - $21.99 Amazon »

Anti-glare sunshades for smartphones are becoming the new, like, face masks for humans. I'm seeing them everywhere now, in an array of styles and colors and...OK, fine. I've seen 2 anti-glare sunshades for smartphones...

Kichler Kyte Modern Ceiling Fan

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I like the modern look of the Kichler Kyte Ceiling Fan. Very cool indeed. Wonder how many fingers it would shear off if I touched its giant spinning pan in motion. And I'm thinking total knockout + concussion if it hit...

MecArmy PS14 Super Bright Tactical Flashlight

$89.90 - $489 Amazon »

The MecArmy PS14 is a 1200-lumen tactical flashlight able to shine its super bright beam, in full, around 330'. It is IPX8 water-resistant for use even in heavy rains, and even has a trident tail section for emergency...

The Man Fork

Discontinued

Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries...