I like the sound of Massage Bubble Slides. But, come on, these are clearly Epcot Center Clogs. And the brown versions of the EVA foam footwear are Ballpark Peanut Sandals. And the pink ones? Lychee Slippers...

I wouldn't go so far as to call HID SIPS' Water Dispensing Lamp genius, but I do think it rises above both the useless gadget and unnecessary invention categories. And while I usually keep my bedtime water in the bathroom...

I figured Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis was a piece of humor writing, released for use as a gag gift, or a coffee table book selected specifically to make my in-laws uncomfortable when they come over. But...

Slam! Da duh duh, da duh duh. No wait, make that, Slam...X! Da duh duh, da duh duh GoSports' 4-way volleyball set is called Slam X, presumably both to signify that it is volleyball to the eXtreme, and to reflect the X-shape...

Dog overboard! might not be such a big deal if you've got a pup who loves to swim, but Dog back onboard? As in getting yours there when he's had his fill of the water? Now that can be a doggone mess. But, a doggone mess...

It's what's on the inside that counts, right? The Crua Culla Maxx is a temperature-regulating inner tent that keeps you warm while camping on cold nights, or cool while camping on warm ones...

Who wants to skull a beer? The Brainfreeze Skull Beer Glass & Stand holds up to 12 ounces of your favorite brew, cocktail, sodie, or juice, pooling about half of the drink in a skull-shaped "boot" molded out of the bottom...

Quakehold!, according to my wife, is Museum Putty! we must use for our cat Zanzibarrrr! who keeps threatening to knock over the raku pottery vase her parents gave her for her birthday last week. Removable, reusable, non-toxic...

The size of a water bottle, 5 seconds to set up, 300-pound weight capacity - sometimes with a camping chair, everything just Cliqs...

Maybe the best quote a company president has ever made about their product comes from C3 Custom Cooler Creations president, Scott Seljan. In speaking to The Milwaukee Sentinel of his Remote Controlled Rover Coolers, Seljan...

Ah, mushrooms and disco balls, together at last. Really, though, it makes sense. I just watched a documentary on mushrooms - Fantastic Fungi - discussing the growing evidence that mushrooms can cure all illnesses, replenish...

Welcome to Edition 149 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Now, can I hook this Hooli Pool Fountain up to my FUNBOY? No? Then, psssh, it will not put "the FUN in multi-FUNctional," as you claim, for this dude...

Oooh, lobster sandals to match my sunburn, and everyone's favorite thing to say when I get a sunburn: "Dude's red as a lobster."...

Airy, crunchy, salty, and I can eat the whole bag in under 100 calories. SNACKLINS attacklinned my mouth a couple months ago, and I surrendered with joy...

Strands of hair, sock fuzz still stuck to your feet, and shaved pubes are no match for the teeth of the TubShark, a new one-swipe tub strainer from a coupla dudes tired of using their fingers to pick out hair, fuzz, and...

Uh, they look pretty much like insoles to me, but OK, Flat Socks. They're flat socks if you say so. Some other things Flat Socks says about their "socks" worn by your shoe rather than your foot is that they're "No slip...

Add another wall to my shower? If it's the Nest Wall, I'm down. This new shower caddy uses magnetized bottles and bins to keep all your hair, face, and body grooming products both easily accessible, and looking sleek...

Not much of a green thumb? Well then, use this Seeding Square gardening template and make sure all the little plants you grow...die perfectly positioned within its square foot grid. Wamp, wamp. The Seeding Square will...

Bomber & Company invites you to upgrade - or perhaps, upblade - your everyday carry with their B-2 Nano Blade. They say, at less than 1 ounce, the pint-sized pocket knife is the world's lightest fully locking nano blade...

A skull glasses stand, now there's a clever accessory for your lensed accessories. Not to mention a sweet gift for your favorite bespectacled biology teacher, skull-loving goth, deathly cool rock star, or self-important...

Let the good times, and the tasty dogs, roll this summer with the Jim Beam Hot Dog Roller. Made for even and efficient grilling, the stainless steel Hot Dog Roller has space for 'cueing up to 5 franks, or other tubular...

Know how sometimes when you put a quarter in the gumball machine as a kid, you got ripped off and nothing came out? Well, that will definitely happen every time with this Gumball Machine Terrarium from Swingler Botanicals...

I thought of a jingle for the pureAir FRIDGE Food Shelf Life Extender: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they feeding you? Or maybe more like: Smelly fridge, smelly fridge, what are they not eating themselves that's...