I can't say much about Men in Blazers Present Gods of Soccer: The Pantheon of the 100 Greatest Soccer Players (According to Us), because I'm not a knowledgeable fan of soccer / football / footy / footie. But I can say...

My hips don't lie...they frickin' hurt. Tight, ropey, maybe not quite ready for Hip-Fin levels of pain to release them, but, hey. If it's agony for minutes and ecstasy for days thereafter, I'm dude enough to take it...

OK, so it's just the handle F.A. Porsche designed for Chroma's Type 301 knife line, but still. Are these silver steel stunners not some of the sleekest and sexiest chef's knives you've ever seen? And I hear they can help...

When you're sittin' on the lawn, and the pumpkin lid is gone / Be a man, use your hand, Pumpkin Scraper Glove!...

Sushi Costume and instant backrest! Even if there's nowhere to sit at the Halloween party, you can lean up against a wall, or pop a squat on the floor against the pillowy comfort of Pop Designers' handmade piece of salmon...

Here's a slightly batty idea for Halloween. Batwings for your shoes! The leather flappers fit over the eyelets of your shoes or boots, and secure with your laces to create a festive vibe during spooky season, or a Goth...

The Whirly Board says it's fun for all skill levels! But, I'd imagine, pretty miserable for those with no skills at all. Made for exercise, sports training, injury recovery, and people into the whole "active standing"...

Who's angry? Who wants to get angrier?! Well then, here's Crazy Aaron's Angry Putty, at your service. That's my guess, anyway, because I can't imagine a squeeze, stretch, and fidget toy self-described as "Putty That Fights...

Welcome to Edition 162 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Not sure how much I'd want to swing from the chandelier, but I'd sure like to light it up using one of these Wooden Steampunk Light Switch Covers. I can hear my wife now at our next dinner party: It's time! Get the ladle...

High up on the succulence scale with chicken wings: baby potatoes roasted in the dripping fat of chicken wings. I don't know what Campbell's is talking about with soup, because this here is the real Mmm, mmm, good...

Interesting to wake up this morning to news of Amazon's Halo Rise - wake up the old-fashioned way, from a cat walking across my face, not via a sunrise-simulating wake-up light or smart alarm. And certainly with no hard...

The Sierra. Part coffee table, part girl's best friend, part the wedding band you melted down for shits & grins after your divorce. Made by Italian designer MAVIMATT, the Sierra Coffee Table is a handmade piece of opulence...

Rising from the depths of the earth...and your middle knuckle...the zombies are coming! So far, it's just their hands that have popped out of the graves, but just you wait. Where there are resin hands, there are resin...

PODMKR endvrs to make sngl-use coffee pds and cpsuls a thng of the pst. The whole bean grinding system comes with 3 reusable stainless steel coffee pods you can fill and fit into most single-serve coffee makers, and then...

So, the dinosaur foot of this Dinosaur Foot Waste Basket from Regal Robot is huge. Maybe even life-size, depending on which dinosaur they've taxidermied to make the trash can. But the actual garbage container, the liner...

BOPAI Super Slim Laptop Backpacks come sized to fit 15", 15.6", and 17" laptops, with the smaller bags just 3", and the larger just 4" thick. Laptop compartments are lined with soft flannel to reduce interior friction...

Adrian Martinus' R5 Coffee Table mesmerizes with skilled wood craftsmanship, a unique and modern shape, and a stunning chevron of colors, the latter brought to life using book-matched repurposed skateboards. The table's...

These handmade wooden play kitchens from MIDMINI will make Michelin-star chefs out of all your budding cooks and bakers. ... Or at least help them get interested enough in kitchens that they can start making dinner for...

Now I don't know how many people out there who are into candles and wax melts and aromatherapy are also into robots, but if that's your demographic, my dudes and ladies, have I got a Robot Lamp Candle & Wax Melts Warmer...

These jacks are stacked. The Stack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Stacking Kit invites dudes and ladies young and old to "up your pumpkin display to another level" with their 8-piece set of pumpkin carving tools and jack-o-lantern...

Need a concrete answer? Want to give someone a hard No? Write your requests and responses with a Module concrete pen or pencil from 22STUDIO. The writing tools come in 3 Module styles, Rollerball Pen, Fountain Pen, and...

These ferrite magnetic stones are like putty in your hands. At least if the name "Crags Magnetic Putty" is to be believed. A cross between silly putty and Micromagnets, this "oddly satisfying" fidget toy consists of over...