Flowering Penis Coffee Mug

$19.99 Amazon »

For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...

The Swiss Army Knife Book

$4.99 Amazon »

Need a gift for a man? It doesn't get any gift-for-a-manlier than The Swiss Army Knife Book and its 63 outdoor projects for a dude (or your mama, if that's how she rolls) to build with nothing but the most famous multi-tool...

Wim Single-Serve Frozen Yogurt Maker

$299 Wim »

Yep, the Wim single-serve frozen yogurt maker is just what you're wondering if it is: a Keurig for ice cream. Just add milk to one of the Wim-Bowl ingredient pods, slip it under the appliance's churner, and press start...

Reversible Meat Pounder & Tenderizer

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Time to pound some meat! And then let your gentle side take over and press it tenderly. You don't even need 2 different toys to do it with Leifheit's Pro Line Meat Pounder & Tenderizer. It's reversible. A powerful and...

Podo Stick & Shoot Camera

Discontinued

Folders, multi-tools, and titanium toothpicks as EDC? Nah, the Podo Stick & Shoot Camera will get more daily use than all of those combined. Taking selfies, filming cat videos, and recording the shenanigans of airline...

Celliant Sleep Boomerang Memory Foam Pillow

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One time I threw a boomerang and it came back and sliced me in the neck. So I'm glad to see this Boomerang Memory Foam Pillow is here to cradle and support and eliminate pain from my neck, and maybe make some amends for...

Fat Boys Blob Water Launch Pad

$3,500 Fat Boys »

You don't need to be a fat boy, or even a boy, to assume the position of Launcher or Launchee on the Fat Boys Blob. All you need is a craving for a rush of adrenaline and a fearlessness in the face of heights...

01 InstruMMent Dimensioning Tool

$99.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

The 01 InstruMMent dimensioning tool does for those who want an instant, hi-tech means of capturing and recording measurements what the Rollbe does for you looking to keep your tech low. An aluminum cylinder with your...

Ockel Sirius B Windows 10 Pocket PC

$189 - $349 Amazon »

Ockel's Sirius B is a pocket-sized PC with so much power your pocket might not be able to pocket it. And for those in dorm rooms and tiny apartments, trade in the tower for a computer the size of a pad of paper, and you'll...

Menaji CAMO Concealer for Men

$26 - $29 Amazon »

Dudes, Menaji's CAMO Concealer for men will cover zits, dark under-eye circles, razor bumps, scars, and age spots to make you look like a pretty pony. With a side of fragrance-free so you won't smell like a pretty pony...

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$8.99 Amazon »

More sticker fun for the office and airport pranksters. A 50-pack of Voice & Motion Activated prank stickers, my college friends, seem like a necessary addition to your suitcase when you head back to the dorm too...

GLO Brilliant Teeth Whitening Device

$220 GLO Science »

I'm not sure which I'll dig more: the 5 shades lighter the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device will render my smile in less than a week, or the 50 shades more blue and luminescent it will make my mouth while I'm wearing...

Wobbling Willy - Your Face on a Dildo (NSFW)

Dudes, check out the Wobbling Willy's practical application for all those selfies you've been taking. Your face on a dildo. A way, way sexier (and more functional!) gift for your girlfriend than that framed dick pic you...

Napier Backroadz Truck Tent

$146.39 - $189.99 Amazon »

Outdoorsy dads, Napier stitched their Backroadz Truck Tent out of premium 800mm polyester taffeta. So once camping season is over you can gift it to your teenage daughter to wear to her winter formal. A win-win for Pops!...

OtoSet Automatic Ear Cleaning Headset

I doubt SafKan made its OtoSet to be the Beats headphones of earwax removal systems. But since finishing the last episode of The Defiant Ones, Beats headphones are all I see when I look at the world's first automated...

Ruffwear Highlands Sleeping Bag for Dogs

$99.95 Amazon »

Ruffwear sure knows how to capture a happy family. Mom. Dad. Baby Doggo in its very own baby doggo sleeping bag nestled in between. Awww, how adorable. Guess who woves their wittle baby doggo!...

The Happy Kit

Discontinued

I saw the title of the Happy Kit before I saw what the product was and, cynic that I am, assumed it contained, like, hot cocoa mix, a pet rock with an inspirational saying printed on it, and whatever today's version of...

Mk. III MegaBot - Piloted Battle Mech

MegaBots October 2017 Update: A couple months (years?) late, but the duel has an official stream date - October 17 at 10pm ET here on Twitch...

BearArms Paracord Bullet Bracelets

Bare wrist? BearArms and flash it up. Louisville-based Sean Ramsey single-handedly makes and sells all of his military-themed BearArms Bullet Bracelets. Geared towards outdoorsmen, soldiers and their families, law enforcement...

SHTF Mystery Gear Box Club

$19.99 - $89.99 SHTF Gear »

From SHTF: Do you want survival and prepper gear but don't want to have to constantly scour the web looking for the best stuff? Sign up for our SHTF Survival monthly subscription box for as low as $19.99 per month. You'll...

Termitat Termite Desktop Display

$125 - $150 Termitat »

If I got a Termitat and displayed it on my desktop I guarantee you the first thing that would happen is my cat Zanzibar would figure out a way to knock it over and bust it open and let a bunch of Dampwood Termites loose...

GrillFloss BBQ Grill Cleaning Tool

$33.95 Amazon »

If I can't even be bothered to floss my own teeth how likely is it I'm going to floss my grill? This GrillFloss tool better be reeeeal easy and un-bothersome to use...

Rollbe Super Compact Measuring Wheel

$16 - $20 Kickstarter »

Rollbe is here for all those times you've gotten into it with your friend Cornelius about how high or long or...girthy something is. The discs on these tiny wheels are either 4" (10 cm) or 8" (20 cm) around, marked in...

Glass Skull Tiki Torch

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No need to wait for Halloween to line your path with Skull Tiki Torches. I think the creepy lanterns of death would make great additions to Labor Day weekend parties too. They certainly capture my feelings about the end...