Baseball Bat American Flag
Banner Bats' Baseball Bat American Flags are Old Glory glorious! They're like America's favorite pastime meets America's favorite image to print on T-shirts, bandanas, and swim trunks...
Plinko Board Bottle Opener
I had not yet seen this Plinko board bottle opener when I compiled my complete home bar product guide, but now that I have I realize using the word "complete" was a complete lie. Without a Plinko board bottle opener -...
This .50 Cal Bullet Holds A Deadly Secret!
From BUD K: There's more to this .50 caliber bullet replica than meets the eye! It discreetly houses a sleek, 4" AUS-6 stainless steel blade for jobs that require a more up-close and personal touch. As always, with United...
Build-Your-Own Casket Kit
Made of fresh Wisconsin pine, a sustainable resource that may also help drown out the smell of rotting flesh if you finish building your own casket, but don't quite get around to digging your own grave before you need...
LEGO Breakfast Machine
Play with LEGOs. Play with your food. Or! Let your LEGOs play with your food. But only if you can build a LEGO Breakfast Machine as neat and captivating as YouTube LEGO Technic master The Brick Wall made for his dad...
Quadrat Pool Relax - Mini Infinity Pool & Lounger
Zucchetti. Kos debuted their Quadrat Pool Relax, a syntactically strange name for a mini infinity pool with attached platform and lounger, in April 2018 at the Milan Furniture Fair (Salone del Mobile.) Zucchetti. Kos...
Weedoo Workboats are a niche piece of heavy equipment designed for the cleanup and collection of water vegetation. That is, they're big ol' aquatic weed-whackers. With nifty conveyor planks that help corral and bag the debris after it's hacked out of the way to make lakes, rivers, and bays more swimmable...
SOG CashCard Folding Knife
At least with the SOG CashCard Folding Knife if someone steals your money clip stashed with cash and credit cards they'll...uh...have something to use to defend themselves when you try to take it back...
BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System
What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...
Dualyz Summer Slipper Shoe with Removable Sole
Dualyz invites all dudes and ladies to take their bottoms off. Nah, not because they want to start an orgy. Because they make unisex slipper shoes, sneaker-style footwear with removable soles for protective traipsing...
1TAC Everyday Carry Tactical Pen
Anymore, the ability to write is a mere secondary attribute of a great pen. I might want to scribble a note to buy more Bud Light Lime every now and then, but mostly I'm using pens like POLAR as anything from a magnetic...
Whaddaya think Star Wars golf balls have to say? My guess: may the Force...of the driver...be with you, and may you avoid all desert planets during your travels...
Cuisinart Venture Portable Gas Grill
Turn your grill on, turn your girl on. Cuisinart implies it with their new Venture Portable Gas Grill, whose photo shoot is consumed by a delightful young lady and some punk dude having a romantic cookout on the beach...
Grovemade Titanium Minimalist Knife
Grovemade used the Japanese higonokami knife as inspiration for their new Titanium Minimalist Knife, so if you don't have $200 to spend on a new pocket folder, feel free to get an actual Japanese higonokami for minus...
Ugly Feet Flip Flops
Oh man, I thought my friend Cornelius had ugly feet. But if even he got a pair of these Ugly Feet Flip Flops, I would know the crusty, cracking, mangled, bunion-bulging dogs from the swamp couldn't possibly be his own...
Nutshellz Level I Bullet Resistant Groin Cup
Whoa. If I need a Nutshellz Level I bullet resistant groin cup it means I think I might be getting shot in the nuts. And if I'm getting shot in the nuts, it means the person doing the shooting is really evil, really hates...
WEE! Swing Desk
WEE! A word I typically reserve for the last time I get up from my desk on a Friday afternoon, not for the hours and hours...and hours I'm sitting at it. But the WEE! Desk, a design from Simonas Palovis, challenges us...
Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones
Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...
Stagg EKG Electric Pour-Over Kettle
Now that is a sexy kettle. Matte black. Goosenecked. Handle carved into a modern, hot-water-hefting antler. I can see why Fellow calls their electric pour-over The Stagg. (The "EKG" portion of the kettle's name though...
Beefed-Up Butter
Beefed-Up Butter comes from the online store of Maple & Ash, a Chicago-based steakhouse previously known for its modern wood-fired dishes. Now though Maple & Ash might become better known for the slathering of spreadable...
Bose Sleepbuds
When I mentioned Bose Sleepbuds to my wife, she asked if they funneled their trademark noise cancelling technology into plugs I could shove up my nose to silence my dragon-like snoring at night. Uh, no, my darling She-Ra:...
Celestron Ultima Zoom Spotting Scope
Shown above is Celestron's 52252 angled spotting scope, a 100mm model with 22x-66x magnification. They say it's their most popular in the Ultima series, as well as the largest Ultima aperture scope, good for birding and...
The Seventy2 Survival System
Natural disaster survival gear, bug out bags, and prepper kits got overshadowed by Kim Jong Un nuclear preparedness packages for a few months there. At least for me. But now I'm back to hedging my bets on facing an earthquake...