A collection of bulletproof clothing shouldn't just protect you from harm, it should protect you from looking like a fashion disaster. Why should body armor stop at bland and functional if we have the creativity to make it runway-ready?...

Midnight Scoop - Ergonomic Hard Ice Cream Scooper

$45 Amazon »

I guess they call it the Midnight Scoop because that's about the time of night people start heading to the fridge for a bowl of munchie-, insomnia-, or Ambien-sleepwalking-induced ice cream and F up their wrists trying...

T-MAT Universal Cargo Organizer

$110 - $205 TMAT »

T-MAT wants to be your slide-, roll-, and rattle-free rock on the road. The universal cargo mat is a truck bed and car / SUV trunk liner with an interlocking panel base and T-shaped "blocker" pieces that snap into the...

Know what winners do? Winners beat their chests. They stomp the ground. They Rrrrawwwrr!. They...collect their sweet-ass Monster Victory Trophies depicting exactly what they look and feel like after such a triumph...

PyroVault Lighter Armor

$29.99 Amazon »

PyroVault indeeds sound like a place to lock up your fire. Or, in this case, your fire-flicking lighter. But it also sounds like a place to lock up the fire-flicking light-flicking punk who lit my mama's front yard on...

Hitch Hotel Expandable Wheel-less Trailer

$3,199 - $4,299 Hitch Hotel »

I wouldn't call the Hitch Hotel the Ritz-Carlton of trailers and campers. But with it's compact, easily towed design, multi-functional use, and expandability and efficiency as a sleeping space, the Hitch Hotel is definitely...

Lopifit Treadmill E-Bike

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A treadmill that takes you somewhere! A bicycle that doesn't crush your crotch and administer a cavity search over the course of your ride! Lopifit combines the wheeled efficiency of cycling with comfort of walking upright...

Genius Pipe

$75 - $119.95 Genius Pipe »

Got a high opinion of yourself there, don't you, Genius Pipe? You're not just, uh, blowing smoke calling your reinvented pipe build "genius" are you?...

Creator Robotic Hamburger Chef & Restaurant

Creator, like any good chef, makes hamburgers from scratch. To order. With great care. But unlike just about every other chef out there (jury's still out on Giada) Creator is a robot. An elaborate burger-slinging machine...

Super Foodie Action Figure Accessories

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Deadpool with a taco? Let's taco 'bout my first day of superhero school. Baby Groot with a beer? I am - hiccup! - Groot. Not surprising at all. But Batman with an ice cream cone? Captain America holding up a pizza box?...

Scorpion Chair

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Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...

Pet First Aid Kit

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The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

1UP Gravity Pro - Bungee Workout Trainer

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Bouncy bungee "workouts" are apparently a new fad in the fitness industry, and now, with a few screws and a high enough ceiling, you can get in on the cardio, core-building acrobaction at home. The 1UP Gravity Pro is...

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$11.99 Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

YETI Panga Airtight, Waterproof, Submersible Duffel Bag

$299.99 - $399.99 Amazon »

Dudes, do not fill your YETI Panga duffel with ice and beer. Airtight, waterproof, and submersible, the Panga series is YETI's "first non-insulated piece of gear that lives up to the standard of being built for the wild."...

5-Million Volts Of Deterrent! - FREE SHIPPING

$39.99 BUD K »

From BUD K: New from Night Watchman, the 5-Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight Baton will be your protector in the night! The stun gun puts out five million volts and it also has a powerful CREE flashlight, perfect for...

FunkO's - Funko Pop Toy Cereal

FunkO's, an obviously-named line of breakfast cereals from the Funko Pop Toy creator, will hit shelves this July. The colorful and surely-sugar-packed O's will begin as a 6-character series, each sporting its Funko Pop...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

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It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

The kitchen gadgets and tools I've* bought that I actually use have no set status as classic or trendy, electric or manual, or simple or complex. When it comes to cooking at home I've found a perfectly stocked kitchen has a perfect mix of all of these things. What they have in common is they conform...

H2O4K9 Dog Water Bottle & Travel Bowl

$13.95 - $23.95 Amazon »

Stacked compact for you but designed with your dog in mind. The H2O4K9 water bottle and travel bowl for dogs combines a 25-ounce food-grade stainless steel bottle with a twist top lid whose funky mullet shape allows you...

I showed my wife this series of wood basketball hoops with no more than an ounce of hope that she wouldn't half look at them, roll her eyes, and give me a dismissive, flat, final "No."...

Shark Corn Holders

$13.08 Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

CULER SOLO Flash-Evaporative Personal Air Cooler

$164.93 - $199 Amazon »

No 4th of July picnic is complete without a cooler, a red, white & blueberry Jell-O salad, a handful of bottle rockets, and a flash-evaporative personal air cooler...

1TAC Roadside LED Safety Discs

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1TAC's pack of LED roadside LED safety discs come preloaded with AAA batteries, ready to make them glow or flash in 9 different modes depending on your needs...