Logitech MX Vertical Advanced Ergonomic Mouse

$99.90 Amazon »

Logitech's MX Vertical mouse believes that some things are better experienced erect. And I agree! Though whether the self-described advanced ergonomic mouse is one of those things remains to be seen. At printing, the...

Manta Sleep Mask & Blackout Stickers

$9.99 - $29.99 Manta Sleep »

Manta Sleep gives their funky-eye-cupped sleep mask a 100% blackout rating. Due, in large part, to those funky eye cups. They're made of memory foam and designed for a light-sealed fit that fully covers your eyes without...

Raizen Mole & Skin Tag Removal Pen

Discontinued

Your dermatologist would probably say 100% no. You should not use a Raizen Mole & Skin Tag Removal Pen to remove warts and moles and freckles and other spots at home. Such self-administered skin procedures are ill-advised...

Micro Apartment Cooking System (MACS) Concept

The MACS, or Micro Apartment Cooking System, is a concept designed by Aminreza Shokouhi, Saba Beizaei, Sasan Ghaffari to condense stovetop, exhaust, and cookware components into a single, integrated system...

Office Ottoman Under Desk Ergonomic Foam Footrest

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Not just for shawties! That the Office Ottoman foam footrest slides underneath your desk to elevate your feet is certainly helpful for shorter and shorter-legged workers, but the curved ergonomic support can provide relief...

Rover AeroBOTE - Boat in a Duffel Bag

$2,499 BOTE »

Yeah, it's a pretty big duffel, but the Rover AeroBOTE, a stand up paddle board-motor boat hybrid, really does deflate, fold up, and stuff inside a wheeled bag you can pull along behind you through tight squeezes and...

Vanderhall Venice Speedster

$26,950 Vanderhall »

Sidecar on the loose! As sweet as Vanderhall's forthcoming Venice Speedster looks with its vintage, Bond-approved design, it does make me think of a wee sidecar that got severed from its motorcycle master. Or, given the...

Coway Mighty Air Purifier

$206.99 Amazon »

The iPod Shuffle returns, reincarnated as a purifier of air pollutants and odors! I don't know if Coway designed their Mighty Air Purifier in the image of the tiny Apple sound box on purpose, but the resemblance is hard...

Moccamaster KBG Coffee Brewer

$549.99 Amazon »

The Dutch-made Moccamaster KBG* coffee maker isn't the most visually stunning brewer out there - have you seen this cold drip maker? - but it is pretty nice to look at. And, probably more important to Moccamaster masterminds...

iRoller Reusable Liquid-Free Touchscreen Cleaner

$17.99 - $19.77 Amazon »

I wonder if there's an iRoller that will clean the forest fire ash and debris off my lungs as well as this one gets it off my touchscreens. Yep, added bonus: in addition to fingerprints, dust, and smudges, the reusable...

Fireside Audiobox Bluetooth Speaker

Visual ambience meets audible ambience. The Fireside Audiobox is a Bluetooth speaker topped with gas-fired flames that dance along to Ariana Grande just like I do. Except on beat...

Walabot In-Wall Sensor & Imager

$199.95 Amazon »

Pipes, wires, studs, and rats. Yes, rats. Walabot is an in-wall sensor and imager that can help you detect building components and unwanted guests alike, anything metal, wood, plastic, or on the move that's hiding behind...

Hadoro Custom AirPods & Carbon Fiber Case

$745 Hadoro »

One of Hadoro's latest custom mods takes aim at AirPods, giving Apple's earbuds a matte black wash, a carbon fiber composite charging case, and a $700+ price tag. But hey, if the carbon fiber AirPods are too spendy for...

Doorballs Door Knocker (NSFW)

$36.12 Amazon »

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tess. Tess who? Tess Tickle! Hangin' right between the legs of the Doorballs door knocker I used to start this joke!...

Climbingbox Rock Climbing Bedroom Sets

$2,500 - $4,900 Etsy »

Bishop Training's Climbingboxes, full bedroom sets with built-in bouldering walls, are impressive. Designed for budding climbers, they have a single bunk on top and a full mattress pad on the bottom, which also unfolds...

Epare Pocket Wine Aerator

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If you're going to the trouble of sneaking your wine into a game, festival, or continuing ed conference, may as well take the extra step of decanting it to fullest aromatic and flavor potential. The Pocket Wine Aerator...

I look at my phone in the toilet. I look at my phone with sink water sloshed all over it. I look at my phone on the bathroom floor, where it landed when it fell out of my pocket. And I turn my thumbs inward, and I think, Yep. This guy needs a toilet paper holder with a phone storage shelf on top...

Outwitting Squirrels

$9.49 Amazon »

I'm going to spoil Outwitting Squirrels for you and just say it: can't be done. Bird and bird feeder enthusiasts still love Bill Adler Jr.'s book about 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation...

Chef's Choice Electric Food Slicer

$122.88 - $175.41 Amazon »

I decided to look into electric food slicers because I was recently munching on some prosciutto and melon at a fancy pants work party my wife made me go to, and the one interesting thing that happened there is that a...

Hardgraft 2Unfold Leather Laptop Bag

$1,139 Hardgraft »

I do not know if it's worth it to spend as much on a new 2Unfold leather laptop bag as you would on a new laptop. It's surely a real nice bag. Versatile too, with 8 different ways of gripping and carrying it. 2Unfold...

Awful Phantom Labyrinth Cube

$14.99 Amazon »

Oh, that Awful Phantom Labyrinth Cube! sounds like something my mama would say. Like, Oh, that awful rap music! or Oh, that awful Timmy from down the street! Then she'd launch into a diatribe about why the awful thing...

Leather Beer Glove

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My essential tailgating gear is about to grow a couple of leather Beer Gloves stronger. These handmade drink koozies from Hide & Drink are out to keep your hand looking as cool as your local small batch microbrew (Oregon...

Dapper Defender Armored Kevlar Motorcycle Hoodie

$149.99 Dapper Defender »

While it's still not clear what a Graphene Jacket can do for you, there's no question what a motorcycle hoodie lined with Kevlar and CE-rated armor is here for. Dapper Defender's hoodie gives bikers some extra protection...

Meural Canvas Smart Digital Art Frame

$595 - $695 Amazon »

Meural, Meural on the wall, show me a Dali, show me a Warhol. The Meural Canvas is a digital art frame with a WiFi connection that displays any one of thousands of pieces of famous art, up-and-coming artists' works, your...