Uncommon Carry Mini Toothpick Crossbows
Uncommon Carry's toothpick crossbows take picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive (!) levels. Or, more likely, serve as the foundations for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the keys to knocking Yoga Joes out of their down dogs and warrior 3s.
The mini crossbows come in nearly a dozen different designs and styles. The Bowman Series is the simplest, a range of stainless steel shooters that can fire off Q-tips, matches, toothpicks, and other small, oblong projectiles. Upgrade to a BB Sniper, and you'll be able to make use of a self-loading chamber, and add mini BBs to your artillery. The final step towards mini crossbow mastery is the Ghost Hunter, which plants an infrared light atop its rail.
All 3 mini crossbow styles have a range of 10 to 15 meters, and are available for 35% to 58% off retail price for a limited time.
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